The Vampires of Domino
By Marik's Dark Queen
Disclaimer: I don't own anything
Summary: Vampires really exist and they live in Domino! What happens when they decide to make Yugi the next vampire? Parody of vampire fics…you were warned, so don't expect a classic vampire fic
Chapter 1
In the Game Shop where Yugi and his grandpa live
The door bell rang and grandpa opened the door. It was Joey, Tristan and Tea waiting for Yugi. Tonight was Halloween and the three friends were going out to trick or treat. Joey was wearing a vampire outfit, Tristan was dressed as a mummy and Tea as a playboy bunny. Yugi came down the stairs dressed as a pumpkin. He was wearing a baggy orange outfit and he was wearing a big pumpkin over his head. The pumpkin was big enough for all of his spiky hair to fit in. He could see through the eyes of the pumpkin.
"Wow guys! We are all so scary!!" Yugi said smiling.
"I know right?" Tea said posing.
"Come on Yug let's go trick or treat!" Joey said sounding excited.
"Yes, and then we can eat all the treats, hehe" Tristan said laughing stupidly.
"…alright…" Yugi replied looking at Tristan in a weird way.
'A! I'm so lucky that none of them are smart…' Grandpa thought and smiled as the four friends left the game shop.
And the four kids went from house to house to trick or treat people. None of them knew that they were followed by a dark figure…
"Do you see him?" the dark figure was asked by a mysterious voice in his head. "Report to headquarters" the voice continued.
"Yes I see him, he is trying to eat a piece of strawberry/cherry flavored cake right now…" Marik answered to the voice.
"And?" the voice asked.
"He has forgotten to take the pumpkin off his head…" Marik explained.
"Are you sure that he is the one?" the voice asked again.
"Yes Yami, I am sure!" Marik replied.
"Alright then you and Bakura can return to Headquarters"
"Wait! I lost Bakura! He followed a teenage girl in a playboy bunny costume that asked him if he was a real vampire and then he told her if she'd like to found out and they left…mortals these days…"
"Fine! I'll contact him through our mind link. You come back right ahead."
"And the boy?" Marik asked Yami.
"He is the one"
Meanwhile in one of the dark allies in Domino…
"Oh yes! Bite me! Bite me!" the teenage girl that Bakura was currently 'enjoying' screamed.
"I, the vampire Bakura want your blood and I shall have it!
"Harder, suck harder" the girl said.
"Don't speak girl! I will do as I wish!" Bakura said and continued drinking her blood. Yami who was listening to the girl all this times intervened.
"Bakura what exactly are you doing?" Yami asked.
"Lord Yami of the vampires of Domino! I, a vampire, a son of the night, an immortal killer travelling through the centuries craving for blood, am drinking this girl's blood!...oh come on don't pretend that you've never done it before Yami!"
"And you abandoned your mission for a little bit of…blood? Are you crazy? What are we going to do now with all these kids that came to trick or treat us if you've already had blood?" Yami asked.
"You know that my hunger for blood is never satisfied…meaning don't you even think of having them without me!!"
"Then come back quickly! Ha! Vampires!" Yami said and closed their mind link.
"Hey where are you going?" the girl shouted as Bakura started leaving. "I'm Tea! Call me!"
Back in Domino Vampires Headquarters
"Why do we have to wait for Bakura?" Set asked irritated.
"Kaiba be patient" Yami said.
"But you know that blood doesn't taste delicious anymore once it's cold…" Kaiba pouted.
"Stop whining Kaiba I'm back!" Bakura said as he appeared through the shadows.
"Good! Now we may begin the meeting" Yami said. "As you all know this is the most important meeting of the year. It is when we choose the next vampire. But before we begin that process let me revise our plans. First, our attempts to make garlic illegal and to legalize the killings of mortals have failed. But we have succeeded in getting better quality coffins in half prices! We still haven't found a name for our…organization but we have found a suitable space for headquarters!"
"Kaiba's basement?" Marik asked.
"Yes" Yami answered "it has only one disadvantage…"
"Yes we know…Mokuba" Bakura said and rolled his eyes.
"Now back to our meeting. Today we shall find the next vampire. As you all know our number one candidate is a small, very small boy with spiky hair named Yugi." Yami said and the other vampires looked at each other.
"But isn't he his grandson?" Kaiba asked and the other looked at Yami scared.
"Yes…and?" Yami asked looking nervous. "Oh come on! Bakura has a sweet and innocent companion that looks just like him and so does Marik! And Kaiba…well you have your little brother! So why can't I have a sweet and innocent companion that looks just like me! I hear that it's the latest fashion amongst the vampires in Europe. It's not fair…"
"But Yami he is his grandson…" Marik said.
"I know it's dangerous but just look at the boy… " and Yami used a spell that allowed them to watch small Yugi munching on a bar of chocolate.
"Do you think that he will grow any taller if he becomes a vampire?" Marik asked.
"Maybe…" Kaiba replied.
"I guess there's only one way to find out" Bakura said and looked at Yami who was smiling and starring at the boy.
"Deal" the vampires said. Yugi would become the next vampire and Yami's companion.
"We need a plan" Bakura said.
"Yes, and this time it better be a good one, since his grandfather is one of the best vampire slayers that ever lived" Kaiba said.
"We have to find a way to bring him here" Marik said.
But suddenly an alarm went off and the vampires panicked.
"Oh no! It's the 'Mokuba' alarm!!" Bakura shouted and turned into a bat that looked surprisingly like him and flew away from the mansion, soon followed by Marik who did the same thing. Yami was still dreaming of Yugi so he didn't realize anything until Kaiba shook him. Then he also turned into a bat that looked like it had spiky hair and flew away.
Soon Mokuba's happy voice was heard. Kaiba was still trying to hide the victims and the coffins and to clean the blood when he saw his younger brother.
"Seto what are you doing? And why are you dressed as a vampire?" he said looking at the long black cape and the dark clothes.
"Mokuba! Hey! I was just…having a Halloween party…"
"You were? And where are the guests? Did they just fly out of the window?" Mokuba said laughing.
"How did you know?...I mean of course not little brother! Here they are!" he said and showed the victims.
"Why are they all dead?" Mokuba asked worried.
"Dead?...they just passed out from the alcohol…it was a very wild party Mokuba…" Kaiba said shaking his head.
"Really?" Mokuba asked excited. "And I missed it…" Mokuba pouted.
"What are you talking about Mokuba? You're too young to have alcohol. Now go to sleep."
"Alright big brother. Goodnight!" and Mokuba kissed Seto goodnight. But after the kiss Seto fainted…
"Oops! I forgot that big brother doesn't like garlic! I shouldn't have eaten so much of it…" Mokuba said and went to bed.
End of Chapter 1
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