Ai-chan: Here's a joke I got from my friend. It might be a little disgusting for some but well… Anyway here it is!
Mai entered the SPR headquarters silently. "Mai tea!" Naru ordered but the brunette just ignores him. "Mai!" he called again. This time Mai snapped out and asked, "Yes?"
"I want tea now!" came the reply. "Okay!" Mai said as she grumbled about tea addict narcissist. "Here you go Naru," she said and stood there. "Do you have something to say Mai?" Naru asked. "Umm well… today some friends of mine tell me this riddle. The riddle is: Only 3% of the people in this world understand the meaning of 3%. I've been asking others but they just burst into laughter…" Mai asked.
Naru's eyes widened and he started chuckling. "Eh? Naru! You get it! Tell me!" Mai whined. "Mai, just go ask others," Naru ordered. "Tch… fine… you meanie…" Mai complained. She went into Lin's office to deliver him his tea.
"Lin-san, here your tea."
"Thank you."
"Umm… I have a question… What is the answer to this riddle… when I asked Naru, he started chuckling… The riddle is: Only 3% of the people in this world understand the meaning of 3%."
Lin who was taking a sip of his tea spit it out. "Taniyama-san, I'm sorry but I can't answer that," he apologized. "Oh… Okay…" Mai sighed. She went back to her desk to start filling when the door opened. "Welcome to Shibuya Psychic Re- Oh it's you guys!" Mai exclaimed as Yasu, Monk, Ayako, Masako and John entered. "Hey Jou-chan!" Monk greeted.
"Good timing! I have a riddle for you guys. Can you help me solve it?" Mai requested. "Yes"s and "Sure"s rang around the room. "Okay then here it is!" Mai said as she hand them each a piece of paper with the riddle.
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"HAHAHAHAHA!" Yasu burst out laughing like a mad person.
Monk did the opposite of Yasu as he immediately questioned, "Who give you this?! I'm going to kill that person! Trying to defile my little Mai like this…"
Mai looked at John who suddenly turned as red as tomato. "Oh my… I have made a big sin… To think like this…" he muttered. "Indeed it is inappropriate Mai…" Masako commented as she hid her blush with her kimono sleeve.
"Eh? You guys get it? How about you Ayako?"
The red haired self-proclaimed priestess nodded once before she started laughing.
"No way! Am I really stupid?!" Mai asked herself. "No Mai you are just… too innocent… I mean still innocent…" Yasu said. "Who have you asked and what is their reaction Mai?" Monk enquired.
"Well… I've asked Naru who started chuckling and Lin-san who said he didn't know but he did spit out his tea…" Mai replied.
"Well then Mai… you'll learn when you are older so don't think about it okay?" Ayako said. "O… kay…" Mai answered unsurely…
Ai-chan: well then that's it! SO do you know the meaning? Don't kill though if you don't know. I got this from a friend. Good luck in finding out the answer. Please R&R. ^-^
