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sasuke!!!!! said sakura

omg your back said sakura

yes my love i have returned for you

oh sasuke i knew you would said sakura

sakura said the voice

yes said sakura

sakura!! said the same voice

what my love said sakura closing her eyes expecting a kiss

SAKURA!!!!! said the effin voice

wtf said sakura as she opened her eyes to tenten

another day... maybe he'll be back tomorrow...said sakura miserably

omfg get over the stupid boyyy he joined the dark side you do not belong to the dark side you belong to the fricken LIGHT side now goo look for the friggen light that gives you back your stupid senses yelled tenten

no...NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i know mah behbeh is gunna come back to me...speaking of baby come back to me...

sings baby come back to me hysterically

get over yourself

never

baby

nuh uh

uh huh

nuh uh

fiine

so im sasuke's baby!!!!! nwahahah said sakura

omg said tenten while slapping her own forehead

gaara is in the backround singing numa numa

fiine after waiting for two stupid years i will said sakura sadly

ino,tenten,hinata,tamarie, hinabi, and ami pop outta nowhere and sing alleluja!!

sheesh cried sakura

ehh yea so name meeh a list of people that i should like

neji is MINE screamed tenten

Shikamaru is mine screamed ino

naruto is MINE yelled hinata without actually stammering

other then the aboved mentions all of the rest of the guys in kanoha are well yours

fiiine then!!!! go leave sakrua the fat guy with no money, a stupid bug lover, a bushy brow, and all the unworthy LEFTOVERS!!! said sakura angrily

sure be our guest said the girls in unision