Know your stars: Balto edition
Balto was walking around the butchers when out of no where a door opened up.
"Whoa" he said "I wonder where this goes to?" He opened the door and found a empty room with a chair sitting in the center. "Oh goodie, a chair" he runs to the chair trying to jump on it but missed and ripped some of the leather on the chair.
"Hey! Watch what you're doing on my chair, I still haven't paid for it yet!" A random voice boomed out of nowhere.
"Who's there?" asked Balto.
"Ughhhn, just sit in the chair." The voice said
"Uh, alright." He said questionably and sat in the ripped chair.
The voice cleared his throat "Now where was I? Oh yeah, Know your stars…Know your stars…" The voice boomed again
"Oh yeah, I remember this show. That fat boy was on here right"
"No, he was on that other show... Argh, stop distracting me! Now shut up and let me do my job!"
"Alright,alright no need to get crazy."
"Alright" clears his throat "Balto, he was born in Russia"
"No I wasn't, I was born in Nome"
"And that's…where….."
"How should I know, you're the guy who's asking me this stuff""
"Uh alright….um Balto, he made out with Star's wife"
"No I didn't!"
"Then what are you doing in this photo?" The voice tosses him a photo
"That was party"
"So you admit it!"
Star suddenly appears out of no where and starts to hit him with a big stick and leaves.
"Hehehe, dude you got owned!
Then Jenna comes out and whacked him a lead pipe and leaves.
"WTF was that for?"
"That's what you get for cheating"
"Balto, he ate the rest of his pups"
"How did you kno… I mean that's not true"
"Oh yeah, then how did they taste?"
'They tasted like pork with a hint of lime."
"Cannibal! Police, get him!
Police busted out the doors and started to drag balto out of the area.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Thank god he's gone."