"Oh, Umeda is amazing! Akiha loves Umeda so much! Umeda is so smart an-"
Dr. Umeda grunted unhappily from where he rested his head on his desk. That idiot photographer had visited again. Umeda was finding it impossible to force Akiha to stop marveling at Umeda's abilities with dentistry (Umeda having just pulled a student's tooth.)
"-And he's handsome and sexy and bright-"
Akiha barely had time to notice Umeda's outstretched leg before his head received a painful whack and he crumpled into a pile on the floor.
Umeda smirked, observing the writhing Akiha. "Yeah, and you're so bright that your mother calls you sun."