Hi! My name's Sophia. I'm age 4(x4) and I wrote this story in kindergarten class today! It made me laugh so hard as I was writing it, that milk came out of my nose! Drink milk as you read this!
The Gryffindor common room was as silent as a tomb, and that's saying something. The only noise that could be heard was the crackle of the fire and the scribbling of quills of students doing their over-break homework early. Even the Maruaders were bored out of their minds.
James Potter, the infamous leader of the Marauders, was asleep on the couch, drooling all over the cushions. Sirius Black, the playboy Marauder, was sitting next to James staring up counting the ceiling tiles. Remus Lupin, the sensible Marauder, was reading Hogwarts, A History in one of the chairs around the fire. Peter Pettegrew, the out of place Marauder, was the only one trying to do some Maraudering, by charming the chairs people were sitting in to have one leg to be shorter then the rest.
Remus looked over his book and eyed his friends. It was quite pathetic really. Finally he broke the silence.
"Sirius, what are you doing?"
Sirius jumped about two feet in the air from the noise, which caused James to wake up in his own drool.
"What the bloody hell," James exclaimed, wiping the drool off his face.
Sirius looked around startled, but finally laid his eyes on Remus.
"Come on Moony," Sirius whined, "I was on one hundred and seventy-two and you made me lose my spot!"
Remus threw his book at Sirius. "Well, I'm sorry that I actually have something to do."
Sirius started dancing with Remus's book singing, "Now you don't. I have your book now Moonykins!"
Remus was about to strangle Sirius when all the students in the common room turned to them and yelled, "SHUT UP!"
Of course, since Peter had jinxed everyone's chairs, when they turned around, majority of the students fell flat on their faces. Peter and James were laughing so hard, they were on the floor rolling around. But James soon stopped when he looked up at the very-angry redhead right above him.
"GET OUT POTTER," Lily Evans screamed. "Can't you see that some people have better things to do then joke around?"
James stood up, wiping the tears from his eyes. "Jeez Evans, quite a temper you have. Can't you see that it's beyond boring in here? We're just trying to liven it up a bit."
Well, can just imagine how angry Lily was. Let's just say James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter were feeling some pain on the floor outside the common room.
"What did you four do this time," the Fat Lady asked.
Sirius grunted at her and stalked off. James, Remus, and Peter followed after him.
"Can't you control your future mistress for once Prongs?"
James snorted. "Of course I can't. But didn't you see how she looked at me after she punched me! She smiled at me," James said excitedly.
"Um, Prongs mate, I think that's because you were on the ground screaming 'UNCLE! UNCLE!' at her," Remus interrupted.
"Well, if you two are done," Peter said, "I'm going to the kitchens."
"Excellent idea my good Wormtail," Sirius said in a Victorian accent. He hooked his arm around Peter's and they skipped down the corridor singing 'We're Off To See the Wizard.' Remus and James just stared after them with looks of confusion and, well, more confusion.
"Sometimes I question how we all became best mates," Remus said, after watching Sirius and Peter turn the corner.
"You know what," James said, turning to Moony, "So do I."
They walked along the corridors in silence, looking out the windows, trying to get a finally picture of Hogwarts before leaving next week.
"I can't believe we're leaving for good," James whispered. "I never got Lily to look at me in a new light. Maybe that means it was never meant to be."
"Don't say that Prongs, you might she her after school." But James shook his head and kept walking.
I don't like watching my friends mope around all the time. There must be something I can do to make him feel better, Remus thought. They walked along the grounds for a while when Remus got an idea.
"Hey James, when is the Quidditch Cup?"
"Uh, its two days from now. I hope we beat Ravenclaw. They really have a good…"
"Okay, I get it Prongs. What would you say to having another chance at winning Lily? Not only that, but having the best end of the year celebration ever."
"I'd say hell yeah!"
Remus smiled. "Well then, we only have two days, so let's get started."
I hope you liked it! If you did, then I'm going to make a cookie for you!
If you didn't like it, I hope you never read this again, because it will only continue in the same fashion.
I've got to go and do my Calculus homework for my kindergarten class. Bye!