Disclaimer: For the last time, we don't own YYH! Grr… but we will someday.
(Scene: A small house on a hill. Inside, there is a large chair colored red. Kurama walks in wearing a green striped shirt and brown pants. He is closely followed by a small black dog with darker spots wearing Hiei's scarf and having his head fur spiked up. You can tell this dog is Hiei.)
(Kurama): Hi, kids! It's me, Suichi! And this is Spot! You remember Spot, right?
(Random kids): Yes, Suichi.
(Kurama): Good!
(Hiei): Kurama, this is ridiculous! This is not what I had in mind when you said we would be doing things with kids. How am I supposed to hold my katana?!
(Kurama): Silence, Spot! It's time to educate the children using you as my loveable sidekick!
(Hiei sneaks away while Kurama starts rambling on about how he is the lovable one and the kids should ignore the charred fleabag.)
(Kurama): Spot, where'd you go? Kids, have you seen Spot?
(Random kids): No! (there is a slight pause) Look, Suichi! A clue! (a kid points to a picture of a large black dragon eating Kurama on the TV screen)
(Kurama): Good job, kids! Spot is leaving clues to tell us where he went! We have to find three more of these to figure out where Spot went. (Kurama breaks out into song and a bar of soap is thrown at him. The bar of soap has Ren's eyes, hair, and shirt. The soap is obviously Ren.)
(Kurama): Oh, look! It's Sudsy!
(Ren): My name is not sudsy!
(Random kids): It's not?
(Kurama): Of course it is! (to Ren) just play along, okay??
(Ren): Why should I? Feel my wrath! (leaps into Kurama's mouth) Gosh, it is NASTY in here! When's the last time you brushed your teeth?
(Kurama): I brush my teeth everyday! (chokes on Ren's suds) Get out of there!
(Ren): Ha ha! Victory is mine!
(Kurama): Oh, no it's not! (takes Ren out of his mouth and puts her in the sink.)
(Ren): You're going to melt me on a kid's show? Won't you get arrested for that?
(Kurama): Curses, you're right! But you are just a bar of soap. Surely they won't miss you that much. (turns on the water.)
(Ren): NO!!! I'm melting! Oh, what a world! (turns into a puddle)
(Kurama): Ha! I finally killed her!! (suddenly, the remains of Ren mixed with the water. She turns in to soapy water.)
(Ren): Ha ha! How about a little water, fox boy? (Kurama runs away. Ren turns back into a bar of soap.) Hm, I wonder how Ki is…
(Scene: A back yard with a sandbox. A shovel with Yusuke's hair stands next to a pail that strongly resembles Aushi. There is also a periwinkle cat there. Kurama runs towards the sandbox.)
(Kurama): Help me! That insane bar of soap is after me!!
(Ki): You deserve to have her after you. I did NOT sign up for this! I mean, look at me! I'm purple!
(Kurama): Actually, that is a lovely shade of periwinkle. (Ki gives him an evil death glare of doom) Anyway, have you guys seen Spot?
(Aushi): I think he went that way. But why do I have to be a BUCKET?
(Kurama): That's it. I think it's time for a commercial.
Will Suichi ever find Spot? And WHY is Aushi a bucket? Tune in next time to find out!!