Hello all! My first video game fic! I hope you all like this short omake of mine. I just came up with this today while I was in the showers. It's scary how the plot bunnies gives you crazy ideas while you're taking a shower or asleep (or about to sleep). You just want it out of your head onto writing/drawing before you forget it XP kufufufufu~ Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own The Legend of Zelda series.


"Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey! Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!" The fairy floats Link's head to get his attention.

"..." Link continues his journey, ignoring his fairy partner, as he heads to his next destination, completes a side quest, or off to restock.

A few minutes later...

"Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey! Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! (etcetra)" The fairy continues to float Link's head to get his attention.

Link forms an annoyed troll face.

"Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey! Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! (etcetra)" The fairy again float Link's head to get his attention a few minutes later for a millionth time.

'Splat!' goes the fairy.

"Oh my Hyrule! Shut the fuck up, you shitass fairy! I FUCKING KNOW ALREADY! You don't have to keep annoying me with the same message every few minutes!" Link pulls an angry troll face. "I'm in a middle of something right now! I'll get right back to our next destination after I'm done!"

Silence. A few minutes later. Still silence. An eternal silence.

"Finally. Time to continue where I left off." Link nods and continues with his journey.


Author's note: Do you like it? I hope you do XP Maybe in the future I'll write more short random omakes like this one -chuckles- This is literally how I feel every time I play Ocarina of Time. Dat damn fairy.