Hello everyone! Here I am, debuting my first major Weinerkang story! The long awaited one, too. I hope everyone will enjoy what I have planned for this story!

Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja © DisneyXD, Jed Elinoff and Scott Thomas

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"Cunningham! Oh Cunningham, thank cheese I found you! You've gotta help me!" Howard cried, and pounced to hug Randy's legs.

Randy was surprised. "What the juice, Howard? What happened? And did you run all the way here from your house?"

Howard was breathing heavily. "Yea, but it's okay, I think I'll live."

Randy nodded and pulled Howard inside the house to sit and fetched him a glass of milk.

"So what happened?" Randy asked after Howard downed the liquid.

Howard sighed. "Let me tell you from the beginning."

~Flashback~

Howard had entered his house and went straight to his room. Many relatives were visiting for the near Hanukkah. After quickly greeting his mom and everyone, he dumped his backpack in the corner of the room, and went straight for his game console. He turned it on and got ready for an almost-all-nighter of Grave Puncher 3.

Just as he finished level 1, and began level 2, his mom's voice pierced through the air of the house.

"Family meeting!"

Howard fell back and groaned heavily. How he hated their family meetings. His mom talked about everything, and they took forever. She was probably going to be talking about their Hanukkah routine for this year.

Howard stood up and turned off the tv, before trudging up the stairs to the family room. Apparently, he had been too slow, so he had to sit on the floor, since his uncles had hogged up the couch. Grumbling, he too plopped down in front of the mass of his cousins seated against the wall. He zoned out as his mom began lecturing about whatever and everyone actually listened. After boring himself out, his ears suddenly perked up at what he heard next.

"And lastly, this year we've got a fresh new 14 year old in the family!"

His mom paused while all the older members of the family cheered.

His mom addressed him, "Howard, you know what you're supposed to do this year, right?"

"Uh..." Howard went blank. It seemed kind of important.

"Howard. You forgot, didn't you?" His mom asked him sternly.

"Hah, oh Aunt Milli, of course Howard forgot." Howard looked up and glared. His older cousin Ricky. Oh how he hated Ricky. Always doing things so great, and bragging about it, too. "How's about I explain it to him, Auntie?"

His mom nodded, smiling, thinking of how great he was. Howard rolled his eyes.

"Well little cousin," Ricky began, "In the Weinerman family, when a male turns 14, they have to bring their girlfriend to our 8th night of Hanukkah party."

Howard gulped. He was in trouble.

~End Flashback~

Howard put his head in his hands. "What am I going to do?"

Randy shrugged. "I don't know. Find a girlfriend? Get rid of your family's weird tradition?"

Howard looked at Randy unbelievably. "That's not possible. And as if that part wasn't obvious, Cunningham."

Randy nodded, understanding. Who would date either of them? "Try asking someone to be your fake girlfriend, I guess. I'm sure somebody will agree."

Howard paused in thought. "Well, I guess I could try."

At the end of the day at school...

"Cunningham! You were wrong! Nobody will agree!"

Randy shrugged. "Sorry, but what do you want me to do?"

Howard looked at him, widening his eyes and pouting.

Randy pulled away, "Ah! No way. I am not doing that for you!"

Howard sighed. "Oh well."

"Are you sure you asked everyone?" Randy asked.

Howard paused. "Actually I may have missed one or two, but I know there's one person I haven't asked."

Randy looked curious, "Who? And why not?"

"Weeeelll." Howard turned his head to look at two girls standing and chatting with each other at the end of the hall.

The two girls standing were Theresa and Abigail(Flute Girl). Randy followed his line of sight and landed on Theresa. He started blushing and stuttering who-knows-what.

Howard rolled his eyes. "Relax Cunningham, I wasn't going to ask her anyways." And for some reason, Howard had a feeling she would've agreed to it, too.

As he was about to turn away, somebody stepped out of a classroom and stopped to talk to Theresa and Abigail.

Howard's eyes widened, he forgot about her. It may be a long shot, but she was his last chance. She as in Debbie Kang.

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This is just the first chapter, and I wanted to give it so you know that the story is coming! Don't expect the next chapter soon, I have to keep writing! ^^

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