Title: Unsatisfactory

Characters: The Marauders, Lily E/P

Summary: Gather 'round children, gather around – today we're going to learn the alphabet according to the marauders! One-shot

Notes: I'm finally uploading this! Yippee! I wrote it to celebrate the end of the school year, so I'm hoping you all like it!

Gather 'round children, gather around – today we're going to learn the alphabet according to the marauders! Sit down on a cushion and let's begin.

A is for animagus (The stag, the dog and the rat.)

B is for books (Of course Moony added that...)

C is for chocolate (The werewolf was an addict.)

D is for detention (To see which teacher got the maddest.)

"Wait a second... is maddest even a word?"

"I'm not so sure... but I was trying to make it rhyme. Brownie points for me!"

E is for Evans (Though Lily's her first name.)

F is for Fish&Chips (That shop will never be the same.)

"Uh... Mister... what happened?"

"That's a story for another day Kid."

G is for girls (Sirius dated anyone for a bet.)

H is for Hogwarts (Where the four Marauders met.)

I is for indecisive (A long word we don't understand.)

J is for Jelly (We have it on demand.)

"Oh, wow – really?"

"Yeah, the house elves totally dig us!"

K is for kitchen (To enter just tickle the pear.)

L is for Lily (James adores her flaming red hair.)

"James... Prongs... we're not making this a love confession thing..."

"But it would be awesome!"

M is for Marauder! Mischief! Mayhem! (The list goes on and on)

N is for nothing ('Cause we never do nothing wrong.)

"The grammar of that's wrong..."

"Oh shut up."

O is for owls (We actually have one of those!)

P is for party (We're party animals did you know?)

Q is for queen (Sirius is the biggest drama queen ever!)

"Hey. I resent that."

R is for running (Away from teachers forever.)

S is for Shrieking Shack (Where the full moon pulls its strings)

T is for Transfig (Where Sirius and James are the kings)

U is for unsatisfactory (Our results of our behaviour)

V is for Voldemort (The person who'll kill your pa- Mmph-)

"You can't say that to children!"

"Just preparing them for the future..."

"*Sighs* Carry on..."

W is for Werewolf (They're warm and very furry)

X is for Xylophone (They've no relevance to this story)

Y is for yelling (To get our message across)

Z is for Zebra (An animal worth a lot of dosh)

"That doesn't even make sense"

"Well, what else am I going to put in for 'Z'?"

So I hope you kiddies listened closely, your learning time is done. I wish you all such luck and hope - Our reign has just begun.