Mana here. Hah, I love taking advantage of Tohru's twitchiness!
Chapter 1 of Tohru killed Shigure
"See you later Miss Honda!" Yuki called out to her from the threshold.
"Bye! I'm sorry I can't be with you at the secret base today."
"That's fine. I'm looking foreword to the wonderful dinner you're making."
"Thank you very much! I'll work hard!"
A few minutes after Yuki left, Kyo stepped into the kitchen wearing his Gi.
"Oh, are you going to Kazuma-san's?" Tohru asked him.
"Yeah. I gotta make up all the training I missed from last week."
"Have fun! And dinner will be ready once you come back!"
"Today is the day I'm going to beat that damn rat!"
"Yes! Beat him good!" Tohru got fired up all of the sudden.
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"Ahaha…just try not to hurt him."
"See ya."
Kyo left the house.
"My," said Tohru to herself, "they won't be back for a while so I'll make sure to make the best meals they've ever had!"
Tohru began to start preparing to cook. She wanted to do everything in her power to make everyone happy with her food!
Tohru didn't know that she wasn't the only one in the house. And there are some certain authors out there who never developed a proper sleeping pattern. Yes. Shigure Sohma had woken up from a good night's sleep and decided to get some breakfast (or lunch as us with normal sleeping patterns call it).
He snuck into the kitchen to see Tohru chopping fish all by herself. Yuki would help her with the cutting sometimes so he can learn how to cook better. But this time she was all by herself. Shigure gave in internal squeal. My sweet precious high school girl! All alone at last! As quietly as possible, the pervert snuck up behind Tohru.
When he was just an inch away, he put his hand to her butt. Now, everyone knows it's not safe to startle people while they're holding knives. Everyone but Shigure. At the moment she felt her private part being violated, Tohru swung around and penetrated her butcher's knife directly in Shigure's heart. Oh yeah, she was screaming "NO!!!" too.
Who can blame her? The house isn't all that secure. A pervert could easily enter the Sohma house and harm our little flower. Tohru only followed her survival instincts. She felt she did the right thing. But when she saw Shigure dead on the floor, his heart and guts pouring out before her eyes, Tohru grew a little frightened. No. VERY frightened.
"OH NO THIS IS TERRIBLE!!! I KILLED SHIGURE!!! NO THIS IS MORE THAN TERRIBLE THIS IS UTTERLY SINISTER I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!! OH NO WHAT SHOULD I DO??" The babbling continued for at least 5 minutes.
Hah. A cliffy!! OK here's how it goes. Review if you want more. I'll put up more whether you like it or not. I don't like flames. If you have nothing nice to say they you should say anything. I'm sorry, Shigure fans that I killed your precious doggy. May he rest in peace!