MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
It all started when Myia decided she was gonna have an affair with Bill Clinton. Now, we aren't exactly sure why, but I guess she just got bored. As she went off to the White House....
Aaron had decided he was gonna have fun and invited Haruka over. (this will still not make sense after I have finished Matellia!) As they were making out....
Faith had gotten into a cussing fit. She was almost done cussing at Craig when....
Giovanni was over at Ash's mom's house. As they were "getting down" when....
Chris had invited Sony over. Now this was when the fun began when....
Mewtwo decided something he shouldn't have....
(Hmmmmmmmm... Now you people are asking What? What is it? I wanna know! And all that crap. Well guess what I may not tell you. I may just end the fanfic right here!!!!!!!!!!!!)
All right, I'm not gonna end this fanfic where it's at. But Ash, Misty, Tracey, Togepi, Pikachu, Mew, and Professor Oak fans may not wanna continue.....I know I'm AM the evil one! Muahahahahahahahahaha!!!
As we left off....
He rejoined with TR and became the Boss, threw Giovanni out, Areida secretly loves him, they rule the world, they kick Ash's a**, I will now go into further detail with the other ones....
"I'm tired," misty yawned as she crawled into bed.
"Same here," said Tracey and Brock. Misty stood upright.
"Brock, what are YOU doing here!?!?!"
"I'm replacing Ash. I wonder if anyone out there really even liked Ash. I mean, all he really was, was a piece of crap."
"I'm GLAD Mewtwo and Areida killed him. But that is kinda queer that Areida's in love with him. He's a frickin Pokemon for god's sake!" She then turns over to Tracey. Strangely enough, he's humping Brock. And Brock is enjoying it!
"Tracey, stop humping the Broooock. Tracey, why don't you and the Broooock get a frickin room for god's sake!" (Dr. Evil)
As soon as the gay people leave the room, Misty then calls up Professor Oak.
"What is it Misty, my love?"
"No one is here. You can come over now. No one will know."
"Good."
Professor Oak appears right in the doorway, lickity split.
"Make love to me you animal!" Misty screams, taking off, well, you know the rest....
Well, Brock and Tracey had found a room and were humping each other to death, well, maybe I shouldn't get into that either....
"Oh GIOVANNI!. ummmmmmmmm oh yeah, oh yeah....." Giovanni and Ash's mom are like, well, you know.... When Ash's REAL father walk's into the room.
"OH MY GOD! Blaine...." Blaine just stands there, then commits suicide.
NOW, we'll actually get into the gory part in PART 2!!!!!!