A/N: This was written by Somjen, with no help whatsoever by Evans or our guest writer for the evening, Hindle (a fellow marauder) as they were too busy watching PS and objectifying the (eleven year old) actors.
Disclaimer: We do not own Harry Potter or Jill Sobule's back catalogue, sorry.
(Sung by Severus Snape)
I don't care if they think me gay,
I'm gonna be like Harry Potter.
And Everyone is gonna lust after me,
wait and see
When I'm like Harry Potter
and my hair will be so messy.
And Everyone will wanna sweat just like me,
me
'Cause I'm speccy and too emo, but I'm beautiful
I'm gonna be like Harry Potter
'Cause I'm speccy and too emo, but I'm beautiful
I'm gonna be like Harry Potter
I wish that I was like Harry Potter,
with a scar like his and a owl like his.
And I would snog Draco, and then we'd bum.
That'd be fun, that'd be fun.
And I write my potions essay
On fighting Voldemort, fighting Voldemort.
And my scar looks like bad-ass ink; it's the coolest thing
That you'd ever seen.
'Cause I'm speccy and too emo, but I'm beautiful
I'm gonna be like Harry Potter
'Cause I'm speccy and too emo, but I'm beautiful
I'm gonna be like Harry Potter
I cried yesterday,
And I'm probably gonna cry today,
And I'm probably gonna cry tomorrow,
I'm gonna be like Harry Potter
I'm beautiful.... I'm gonna be like Harry Potter
'Cause I'm speccy and too emo, but I'm beautiful
I'm gonna be like Harry Potter
[4x]
I'm gonna be like Harry Potter
I'm gonna be like Harry Potter