Most men are born with confusion and a calming mother. I was born with only one of those things, Confusion. And lots of lots of pain. I slowly opened my eyes, to find myself laying on a forrest floor. Something rippled behind me as I stretched my right arm. I looked to find: nothing? I stretched out my arm. The invisible Something blocked it from going all the way out. "Oh, why am I always stuck with you on patrol?" someone whined. I turned back around.
Because Hamstead, you idiot, I'm your brother!" "So?! I'll rather be stuck with Mayor Charming!" the first voice whined. Two, rather fat, sheriffs came into view. One was fatter than the other, but yet, the skinner one's pants were ten sizes two big, or so. I walked closer towards them, to get a better view. Crunch! I looked down. I had stepped on a stick. The two fat sheriffs quickly pulled out their guns. "Who's there?" The skinner one said, pulling up his pants. I raised my hands in the air and walked where they could see me. The sheriffs slowly put their guns down. "Who are you?" the one with the ten times too big pants asked. To tell the truth, I didn't know. All I remembered was, well actually, nothing. "I don't know," I stuttered. The two sheriffs looked at each other and nodded.
Hamstead pulled up in the driveway. He smiled at me as we pulled to a stop. We got out. "Now, don't worry. Ms. Relda Grimm is a sweetheart. But, be careful, though. That girl can talk someone's ear off." I laughed at his crude joke. "She sounds great." We walked up to the front steps. Hamstead ranged the doorbell. Nothing. He rang it yet again. Again. Again. Hamstead got ready to start banging on the door when Ms. Relda Grimm opened the door. Hamstead looked up at his hand, raised up and ready to bang, smiled nervously, and quickly pulled it behind him. Ms. Grimm smiled. "This is the man, is he not?" she asked. I had to admit, she was rather pretty. "Well, come on in," she said. "Well, I've got to go," Hamstead said, scratching his head. Ms. Grimm and I walked into her house. Or more like a library that has too many books without shelves. She showed me my room. The rest of the day was great.