"This is going to be the best birthday he's ever had" Amy whispered to a very tired Leonard. Looking at her watch Amy noted it was well past midnight, but all this work was necessary to fulfill the birthday plan she had thought up.

"Well, I don't know about that Amy," said Leonard sarcastically, "This is a surprise, after all, and we all know how much Sheldon hates surprises."

"You think he won't like it?" she said worry filling her words. Slowly she turned to look at him fully obviously not catching Leonard's mocking tone.

Rolling his eyes he quickly responded "Oh totally, he's so going to hate his amazing gift, Remember the Valentines gift of '13? Yeah, totally his least favorite gift ever"

Catching his eye the tricky vixen smiled as she muttered "He'll like this one better, I know he will! Want some tea while we finish up shop?"

"Yeah sure, all I have to do is get this last email out and we'll be ready for when he wakes up tomorrow."

As Amy prepared her boyfriend's bestie's tea, her phone vibrated and she saw her own bestie was calling her

"Is everything ready on your end Penny?"

"Yup Ames, got everything you asked for. Moon pie won't know what hit him!" came her beautiful blonde friend.

Amy grinned broadly, thanked Penny, and bid Leonard adieu. They both needed to get some sleep. While tomorrow was going to definitely be the most stressful day of their lives, it was also going to be the most fascinating one of Sheldon's.

He really was dating a little Vixen.

At precisely 6:01 the next morning Sheldon nearly jumped out of his skin, not to mention his bed, when he heard a fanfare coming from the other room.

"What fresh hell is that? Leonard wouldn't dare risk another strike, he already has one!" Sheldon exclaimed as he sat up.

His immediate response was to jump up and investigate the root of the noise but just as he is about to slip off the covers he saw a scroll lying on his night stand.

Ignoring the immediate anger that someone had been in his room WHILE HE WAS ASLEEP, Leonard would definitely earn a strike for this now, he carefully read the scroll aloud.

"Sheldor the Conqueror,

You will find that you are now part of a real life D&D quest, all moves will be made thusly. Good luck. The objective today is to rescue the fair princes who has been at this very moment, captured by a malicious being bent on destroying your 33rd birthday. To win the quest, earn the gold, and save your birthday you need to locate, save, and bring back said Princess as she is both under a powerful spell and holds the original replica of the Lords of the Ring ring. If, on your journey, you come across friends/acquaintances, you may ask them for guidance, but if you're not careful a disguised enemy may lead you astray. Best wishes in your dangerous travels into areas unknown.

Now Sheldor, the only question remaining is what is your first move?"