Hamtaro & Oxnard: Matchmakers Extraordinaire Chapter One: You like WHO?, a hamtaro fanfic

A/N: Surprisingly, not a oneshot! Just a random idea that popped into my head while I was in the shower. I hope you like it! READ & REVIEW! Also, they're hamsters in this story.

Disclaimer: I don't own Hamtaro or Alicia Keys' song. Hamtaro & Oxnard: Matchmakers Extraordinaire by Laura McConnell (A.K.A OhsnapI'll loveDracoMalfoy4ever)

Chapter one: You like WHO?

"Pssst! Hamtaro! Hamtaro! Oxnard! Oxnard!" someone hissed from the bushes.

Hamtaro & his best friend Oxnard were probably the two most freakin' clueless ham-hams of them all.

"Oxy, did you hear something?" Hamtaro asked.

"Yeah. I did Hamtaro. Do you think someone's stalking us?" Oxnard asked.

"I don't know! But that sounds scary!" Hamtaro said.

The person slapped their head & pulled them behind the bush.

"It's ME you idiots!" cried… Kendra!

"Oh, hi Kendra. Who was that person from the behind the bush?" Hamtaro asked.

"It was m-oh never mind!" Kendra said.

"It was 'm-oh never mind'?" Oxnard asked, "The sound scary! Thanx for scaring them away!"

Kendra rolled her eyes. "Whatever! But look: I need you two to help me!"

"Heke?" Oxnard asked.

"There's this guy & I like him." Kendra admitted, blushing like crazy.

"You only like one guy in the ham-ham gang? What about the rest of us?" Hamtaro asked.

"Hamtaro, Oxnard! This is serious stuff! I like Jingle! A whole lot! And I need you to ask him if he likes me as much as I do!" Kendra said, blushing, "This is SO embarrassing!"

"Heke?" Hamtaro asked, "Oxy, do you feel there is something I'm missing here?"

"Yea Hamtaro." Oxnard said.

"Why didn't you have one of your girl friends do it?" Hamtaro asked.

"They laughed!" Kendra said.

FLASHBACK

"You like WHO?" Pashmina asked, holding her side she was laughing so hard.

"Jingle." Kendra muttered.

Sandy wiped the tears from her eyes, still laughing, & said, "Kendra, he's the slightly creepy poetic JINGLE!" Then the rest of the girls broke off laughing hysterically & rolling on the ground & Kendra ran off.

End of Flashback

"Please ask him?" Kendra asked, "He told me some weird poetic thing & sung me a song: 'La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La. You make my heart speed. La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La.'"

"Oh alright." Hamtaro & Oxnard agreed.

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When they got to the clubhouse Jingle was practicing his new poem, Boss was after Bijou, Stan was flirting with Pashmina who flirted back, Dexter & Howdy were coming up with a way to get even with Stan & advised him to take a different route back to his bedroom, & Sandy was twirling her ribbon.

"Hi everybody!" Hamtaro said.

"Yeah, h-where's my seed?" Oxnard asked, who looked frantically for his seed but couldn't find it, causing him to sit down on the ground & start crying.

"It's O.K, Oxy." Hamtaro said, "We'll help you find it."

"Thanks Hamtaro."

So as the looked around for the seed Hamtaro remembered that he had to ask someone something. "I had to ask someone something because someone wanted me to ask that someone something but I didn't understand that something that that someone wanted me to ask someone." Hamtaro said. (A/N: Do you think I could have used the word 'some' anymore? LOL) But as Hamtaro was musing he tripped over Oxnard's seed & fell at Kendra's feet.

"You found it Hamtaro!" Oxnard said, running over to help his friend up.

"Pssst! Hamtaro, Oxnard!" Kendra said.

"It's the same person stalking us Hamtaro." Oxnard said.

"You guys!" Kendra snapped, "Ask him, Ask Jingle!"

"Hmmm," Hamtaro mused to Oxnard, "Weren't we supposed to ask someone something?"

"Yeah we were." Oxnard agreed.

Kendra fell over Animie style. "I'm never going to know if Jingle likes Me." she moaned.

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Kendra was practicing her new song in her room that night. "Baby, baby, baby,
from the day I saw you,
I really, really wanted to catch your eye.
There's something special 'bout you.
I must really like you,
'cause not a lot of guys are worth my time.
Oooo Baby, baby, baby,
It's gettin' kinda crazy,
'cause you are takin' over my mind." Little did she know that Jingle was watching her from the doorway.

"And it feels like
OooOoOoOoOooOooOooo...
But you don't know my name.
I swear...
It feels like
OooOoOoOoOooOooOooo...
You don't know my name.
('Round and 'round and 'round we go. Will you ever kno-" but she tripped in the middle & her electric guitar went FLYING out of her hands.

"Ooops." A voice said, picking up her guitar & holding out his paw.

Kendra looked up & saw Jingle. "Oh Thank you." She said, taking his paw.

"That was very good." Jingle said.

Kendra blushed. "Yeah… Jingle." She said.

"That was (INSER WEIRD POETIC THING HERE)" Jingle said, "What song were you singing?"

"You don't know my name." Kendra told him, blushing again, "I wrote it."

"It's good." Jingle said, "Keep up the good work Kendra!" then he hugged her, which made her blush & walked off.

Kendra had hearts in her eyes. "He is so good!" she sighed dreamily.

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Jingle was on his break in-between songs at his concert when Oxnard snapped his 'fingers' (A/N: Do hamsters even HAVE fingers?) & said, "I remember now!"

"Remember what?" Jingle asked. (A/N: You will see a scene similar to this through out the story!)

"Ummm," Oxnard said, "Just something someone wanted me to ask-"

"You." Hamtaro finished.

"Then ask me!" Jingle said, "What is it Hamtaro?"

"Well… it's Kendra." Oxnard said.

"What?" Jingle asked.

"Shereallyreallylikesyou&forsomewackyreasonme&Hamtaroweretheoneswhoagreedtoaskyouifyoulikeherback! But we're just SO confused so please: I wasn't here, you didn't see me, you didn't hear me!" Oxnard said.

Jingle smiled, a dreamy look appearing on his face.

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At the end of Jingle's concert he said, "I would like to sing this song to a girl that's very special to me." Jingle glanced at Pashmina.

Kendra looked devastated & she wanted to run from the stadium but she became glued to her seat.

"Wise men say, only fools rush in.
But I can't help falling in love with you
shall I stay? Would it be a sin?
I can't help falling in love with you"

Kendra's tears spilled over.

"As the river flows gently to the sea
Darling so we go, some things were meant to be
Take my hand take my whole heart too
'Cause i can't help falling in love with you"

Kendra ran from the stadium, her tears flowing freely.

Jingle noticed her & yelled, "CONCERT'S OVER PEOPLES!" & jumped down from the stage to fallow her. "WAIT! Kendra! WAIT!"

"WHAT Jingle?" Kendra asked, spinning around to face him & lemme tell ya-She was pissed!

"Why are you so upset?" Jingle asked.

Everyone was watching them.

"WHY? WHY? Jingle, that's a good one! Because I had to go through having my friends laugh at me, asking Hamtaro & Oxnard for help & you waist your time getting a crush on that goody-goody Pashmina!" Kendra wailed, sitting down on the ground crying.

"I am NOT a goody-goody!" Pashmina protested.

"What?" Jingle said, "I don't like Pashmina!"

"Yes you do!" Kendra said.

"You looked at her when you were saying that it was for a special girl!" Kendra wailed.

"I was just looking at her because she had a smoothie & I wanted to see what flavor." Jingle said.

"But if you don't like her then who…" Kendra trailed off.

"DON'T YOU GET IT?" Jingle roared, "I FRICKIN' LOVE YOU!"

Total silence.

"Will you be my girlfriend?" Jingle asked.

Kendra stared. "Let's see. You made a fool of me, made me cry on NATIONAL T.V, made me call my friend a good-goody, made my friends laugh at me, made poor Hamtaro & Oxnard almost have a HEARTATTACK, AND-"

Jingle winced.

"You are making a spectical of me!" Kendra finished, "So my answer is… OF COURSE I'LL BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU IDIOT!"

She leaned up & kissed him, causing Jingle to blush his head off.

Everyone laughed. "Hamtaro, Oxnard," Kendra said, "You guys are the best matchmakers ever!"

Hamtaro & Oxnard looked at each other & shrugged.

A/N: Like it, love it, hate it? R&R?

NEXT ON 'HAMTARO & OXNARD: MATCHMAKERS EXTRAORDINAIRE'

Who is Sandy crushing on? And WHAT does she want Hamtaro & Oxnard to do? Play matchmaker of course! Tune in next time on… HAMTARO & OXNARD: MATCHMAKERS EXTRAORDINAIRE!