LOL: The Online Ramblings of Naruto

Sakura had just come home from a long day's training. Her mother greeted her at the door with a plate of homemade chocolate rice balls, and a diet Coke. Sakura took these things with great ease, and took the stairs up to her room.

The room was pink (A duh!), and there were scattered posters of famous singers and actors, clothes (including undergarments), and, on her cleanest table, was the metallic pink computer with an AIM window blinking.

SexyBioch will like to talk to you.

Yes/No

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Sakura reluctantly clicked on yes, and she saw the text left by Ino.

SexyBioch: hi bitch. Still want yur sassy poo.

Sassy'sGrl4Eva: w/e

SexyBioch: you know…he like totally asked me out today

Sassy'sGrl4Eva: he didn't

SexyBioch: LMAO. Like i lie

Sassy'sGrl4Eva: wow. see bitch, THAT was a lie

SexyBioch: Herpes

Sassy'sGrl4Eva:AIDS

SexyBioch: I hope yur hair never grows back

Sassy'sGrl4Eva: like i want it to grow. Gosh

SexyBioch: well…nvm

Sassy'sGrl4Eva: what?

SexyBioch: I was about to say that u should go to hell, but…

Sassy'sGrl4Eva: LOL. cant think of any more insults, slut?

SexyBioch: gosh

Sakura was about to curse that girl out, but another popup came up, and she almost fell out of her chair when she saw the screen name.

JusSasuke will like to talk to you.

Yes/No

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Sakura clicked on that yes button so hard, her mouse almost broke. She swooned at the text Sasuke left.

JusSasuke: Hey. Wanna talk?

Sassy'sGrl4Eva: yea

JusSasuke: What

Sassy'sGrl4Eva: nothing. Hold up, k?

JusSasuke: w/e

Sakura could not WAIT to rub this on Ino's face! But she kept her cool, and casually requested for them to go to a chatroom.

Sassy'sGrl4Eva: Join me in this Chat.

SexyBioch: wth is this?

Sassy'sGrl4Eva: don't you wanna talk ta Sasuke?

SexyBioch: SASUKE?

Ino felt a blush coming, and she happily clicked the link.

Chatroom#123434327569

JusSasuke: Hey Sakura, Ino.

Sassy'sGrl4Eva:HI!

SexyBioch:HI!

Sassy'sGrl4Eva: Ha! My hi came first Ino

SexyBioch: BFD

Sassy'sGrl4Eva: DILLIGAD

SexyBioch: w/e. so sasuke…what do u like in a girl?0-)

JusSasuke: why?

SexyBioch: J/W

Sassy'sGrl4Eva: Is it the girl that is sweet, kind, and pink haired…uh nice?

JusSasuke: Uh…

SexyBioch: Or the one who's sexylicious? Like me!

Sassy'sGrl4Eva: OUSU

SexyBioch: BMOTA

Sassy'sGrl4Eva: I'm no lesbo

Sassy'sGrl4Eva: But if u go that way…WCA

SexyBioch: WDYS

Sassy'sGrl4Eva: MTFBWY

SexyBioch: Ugh!

Sasuke was tired of these weird girls fighting over him, so he jus signed off.

JusSasuke has just left the room.

SexyBioch: Damn u sakura! U made him go away!

SexyBioch has just left the room.

Sassy'sGrl4Eva: come back here bitch. GAL

Sassy'sGrl4Eva has just left the room.

In the distance you can hear a constant screaming fight from two girls, cussing away.