Title: Ten Reasons
Summary: Ten reasons why Claire shouldn't live in Westchester.
Word Count: Roughly words.
Inspirations: Katy Perry, Alotta Wormheart, Ashiecakes
Song to Listen to: Rescue Me – Hawthorne Heights
Interesting Fact #1: I am forever in love with Mondayeyes.
Interesting Fact #2: I am forever in lust with William Beckett.
Dedicated To: Alotta Wormheart. "Have an Extra!-Early Birthday Gift, Ashiecakes!"
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Ten Reasons Why I Shouldn't Live in Westchester
by
Claire Lyons
One – Everyone looks like Barbie and Ken. And it is really really really creepy.
Two – Brand names are everything. Other names like mine are worth five cents or less.
Three – You must have a boyfriend who fits in the category of H.A.R.T: horny, anger-filled, rude and titchy.
Four – I can't wear Keds.
Five – I can't slam car doors.
Six – You must always look airbrushed. Always.
Seven – Whatever the 'alpha' says, goes. No matter how ridiculous.
Eight – I have to live in a guesthouse until my parents stop sponging off a bald guy they barely know.
Nine – My Motorola is too cool for this cheapness.
Ten – I HAVE A CAREER IN ACTING!
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A/N: Well, Ashiecakes, what do you think?