SasoDei-Madusa
Sasori and Deidara were walking on a road along a river side, on their way back to the hideout after completing a mission that involved gathering information on a man they were assigned to kill.
"Danna I'm tired, un, can't we stop and rest for a second?" Deidara said.
"No brat." Sasori said "We're already late and we need to report back to leader in order to complete our mission."
"Awww come on Danna, please, un?" Deidara whined.
"No."
"Pwease Sasori Danna, un?" Deidara said making his eyes go wide and innocent.
"…Fine." Sasori said caving.
"YAY!" Deidara cheered, running further up the road so he could find a nice shady spot to relax.
"Deidara would you slow down?" Sasori yelled running to keep up, when suddenly Deidara stopped running.
"Deidara, what's wrong?" Sasori said walking up beside the blonde. That was when Sasori noticed what had captured his partner's attention. There, alone in the river was a woman swimming naked, almost immediately Deidara started running in the other direction.
"Brat would you stop taking off?" Sasori called, once again running after the blonde. When Sasori finally caught up, Deidara was hidden behind a large tree trying to catch his breath.
"Brat, what the hell is wrong with you, why did you suddenly start running away?" Sasori snapped.
"Sorry Sasori Danna, un. It's just that, when I was little my mom told me not to stare at women when they're swimming naked or else I'd turn to stone, and I took off because I felt something starting to get hard."
"…"