Connie did a somersault,
Connie did the splits,
Connie got her butt tattoo'ed:
"I love Big Mac to bits."
Connie put a crown on
And pretended she was royal.
Serve the silly woman right
For drinking tea tree oil.
She thought it was her potion
That stops her looking old,
Dylan had switched the bottles-
He's worth his weight in gold.
Meanwhile, back at the ED,
The smiles are warm and large,
While Connie's getting certified,
It's Charlie who's in charge.
Ten hours sleep for Lily!
Nookie breaks for Max and Zo,
The whole ED's in harmony
Now Charlie runs the show.