Yay, second story to post, third to write ( I had a KakaIru one, but I'll have to fix it a lot before it is considered "reasonable" to post. T.T). Excuse some grammatical mistakes...I h8 commas.

I don't own Naruto... Naruto pwns you! lol, sorry, lame. XD that's me in my retarded mode. T.T

Question

Two figures lay side by side in a field, looking up at the sky, as nature did its daily transition of day to night. The orange sun still shone at the end of the hill, while wispy purple clouds drifted in the warm orange sky.

One of the figures suddenly shot up. "Ne, Sasuke!!" A boy with golden blonde hair shouted, though his companion was only laying less than three feet away from him.

"Hn?"

The blonde haired one pouted. "Is that all you say?" He paused, then giggled.

Sasuke turned his head slowly and peered at his friend with a bemused expression. "What's so funny, Naruto?"

Naruto giggled to himself some more before replying, "You-giggle-just made me think of a"-giggle-"a troll!!"

Sasuke deadpanned, and muttered, "How do you relate me to a troll?"

"Cause…" Naruto erupted in a fit of giggles.

Sasuke stared.

"Oh…" The boy finally settled down enough to be taken as seriously as possible, considering he was, after all, Konoha's number one hyperactive ninja.

Sasuke prodded, "Now, tell me, how do you relate me to a troll?"

Naruto grinned and said, "Well, around most other people, your vocabulary level is hardly higher than a troll's!!" He let out another set of giggles. Sasuke did the only thing he, as an Uchiha, would do-stare. "Okay…" What could possible be so funny, considering that didn't really make much sense?

"All you ever say to people is "hn". Can't you actually say something to people besides grunt?"

"Hn." Naruto squealed. Wait, squealed?

"Ha Ha! You did it again! You said 'hn'!" He mimicked Sasuke by putting on a low voice and said "hn" over and over and laughing hysterically.

Naruto's giggles finally died down, and the boy lay back against the soft grass. There was finally silence once again, to the Uchiha's pleasure. But with Uzumaki Naruto around, how long was it expected to stay that way?

"Ne, Sasuke-teme!"

"…"

"Teme!" Sigh.

"What?"

"How do you like your girls?"

TBC!! ha. Please review if you like it, or review with suggestions. I broke it in half, and I'm still writing it anyway. I won't continue if no one reads it... please review with opinions!!