GS: (Is laughing maniacally while writing furiously in a notebook)

Naruto: What's with him?

Inu: (Looks over GS's shoulder, then pales drastically and looks at him) You wouldn't…

GS: (Looks up with an insane grin on his face) I have!

Inu: (Faints)

Naruto: (Looks nervous) What exactly did you do that made Inu faint…?

GS: Three words: "SHIT GO BOOM!" HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Naruto: (starts running around screaming stuff along the lines of "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIEEEEE!")

GS: I don't own Naruto or Full Metal Alchemist, and this was partially based off the fanfic 'Boom!' (or at least will be)… and if you don't like that… TAKE IT UP WEETH MY LEETLE FRIEND! (gets out a bazooka the size of a small house)

Prologue

A 5-year old Naruto ran from an angry mob. He didn't know why there was an angry mob. Heck, he didn't even know why they were angry. All he knew was that every time it was his birthday, a mob formed and started chasing him.

Suddenly Naruto found himself at a dead end. He heard a shout of "DIE, DEMON!" and turned around just in time to get his left arm cut off by a fuuma shuriken. Everything was fuzzy after that.

He got flashes of clarity… an Anbu… lots of red… men in white coats… a gas mask…

When Naruto came too, the first thing he saw was the Third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi. He asked weakly, "Hey, Jiji, what's up?"

Hiruzen sighed. "I don't know how to put this lightly, so I'll just say it… you lost your arm. However," he added quickly, hoping to forestall any panic, "we managed to replace it with a prosthetic."

Naruto, however, was not mollified in the slightest. "HOW THE FUCK IS THAT REASSURING?!?"

Hiruzen got a sly gleam in his eye at this. "Because THIS prosthetic is special: it doubles as a bazooka." '3… 2… 1…'

"AWESOME!!!"

"You're going to require training to use it, however, you should be proficient in its use by the Genin Academy."

"Well, come on! Let's start training!"

GS: YOU LIKE?

Inu & Naruto: (lie on the ground motionlessly from shock)

GS: Ah well. Anyways, I figured I'd attach a challenge to this, seeing as it's against the rules to post it on its own for some reason, which I don't get. Anyways, here it is:

Alright, this here is a Pokegirl/Naruto crossover challenge. There's no prize, it's not a contest, I just have way too many ideas on my mind already, and to write this one would be troublesome. However, if I decide the fanfic is good enough, you get to be a member of my C2. Here are the requirements:

1. Naruto MUST BE THE MAIN CHARACTER!

2. His first Pokégirl must be a depressed Cudildo (check the file for its evolution Marowhack in the Pokegirl Pokedex and you'll find out why it has to be depressed, if you didn't already know), a Shieldmaiden, an Angel, a Ninjette, a Redeemer, Sexebi, a Megami, a Moonmaid, a Nogitsune, a Kunoichi, a Loner, Shiva, a Naiad, a Ronin, a Shrine Maiden, Super Sayjin, Evangelion (crazy, I know), a Samurai, a Penance (NOT caused by him), a Foxymaiden, a Trixie, a Harlequin, a Kunimitsu, a Lady Luck, a Littletit, Macavity, or an Airmaiden. For multiple first Pokégirls, feel free to choose two of any of the Pokégirls above. After that, feel free to go wild. (Note: I may extend the contents of the list from time to time.)

3. The story must have at least one lemon.

4. You must PM me about the existence of any fanfic you make in response to this challenge, because I wanna see the results.

5. Naruto has to come ALONE to the Pokegirls world, and it has to be interdimensional travel. I don't care HOW he travels like that, so other than that, feel free to go crazy. (No having anyone from Naruto be a Pokegirl, either.)

No other restrictions apply.