A.N.: Hey everybody, this is lady Fire's writing but she's to lazy to type it up herself, so yours truly, Lady Ice is typing it up for her. You may thank me later. Any way, this story is a joint operation, I'll be writing the next chapter, while the rest of the group will be adding their own creations later. I won't hold you up any longer, so please, sit back, and enjoy, M.A.P. part 1, Marauders (I'll explain the title later, maybe at the end of this chapter, or next).

"Remus? Remus? Remmuss? REMUS!"

"Hm?" said Remus looking up from his charms book. "What's up James?"

"Today is the day…"began James

"Oh god, not again" muttered Remus under his breath.

"…that Lily will agree to go out with me" continued James

"You say that everyday, what makes today any different?" asked Remus dryly going back to his book.

"Hi guys." Peter popped up.

"Hey Pete! I'm going to ask out Lily!"

"What?" screeched Peter "Are you insane?" he asked quieter after some people glanced over at him worriedly. "I passed her in the hall, she said, and I quote, 'It James Potter asks me out again I will rip his head off.'"

"Sup Bitches!"

Remus, without looking up from his book said "Hey Sirius, you're done your detention?"

"Yup. Sooo, waz up?"

"Sirius, you believe in me right?" James asked desperately.

"What?" Sirius looked confused, but then seemed to realize what he was talking about, considering who he was talking to. "Oh, of course, but when you die, can I have your Nimbus 1800?"

"Yeah, of course, wait, what? Hell no, that's going to the grave with me!"

"Oh well, here comes Lily now." he added pointing down the hall.

"Oh Lily-kinz!" James drew the word out as he bounced down the hall.

"He'd better not follow that up with …" Lily grumbled to her friends.

"Will you go to Hogsmeade with me?" James continued

"That." She finished scowling, "and, as always, the answer is NO"

"But Lily" James whined

"She said no James" Alice, one of Lily's friend said gently, almost like a warning.

Lily stopped, spun around and practically hissed at James. "Because you are a self centered, egotistical, immature, git." By this time the whole gang was here; Frank standing off to the side with his arm around Alice; Remus looking bored, book in hand; Peter looking frankly terrified of Lily's outburst; and Sirius bugging Martha, Lily's other friend. The hallway quickly cleared out of anyone else as people were pretty used to these arguments. All except Dumbledore, who walked in, saw what was going on, took out his wand and sent up a blue spark which promptly disappeared, along with him.

"I will never go out with you Potter." and with that Lily turned to leave.

"Wait right there missy" boomed a deep voice. Everyone whipped their heads around to see who was talking. Before them was a very fat man wearing what looked like a sky blue ruffled dress and was floating, well not really floating, he was being held up by a long cable going who knows where.

"Who are you?" asked Remus suspiciously, speaking for everyone.

"I am a Twist in Fate." announced the man proudly

"I'd say he's more like a bounce than a twist" muttered Sirius with no attempt to hide what he was saying. "I think if he tried to twist he'd explode."

The man just glared and muttered something about low-carb diets under his breath. He cleared his throat "I was sent by the M.A. …" he was cut off by someone coughing politly behind them. They all turned to see a young woman, about 17, with waist length black hair and bright red eyes. She looked a lot better than our bounce, sorry Twist in Fate, in a coal black skin tight outfit.

"Why are you here?" asked Bounce/Twist in Fate patronizingly.

"It's my cue now" she said coldly.

"What? No it's mine." argued Twist.

"Look again."

He rummaged in the ruffles on the dress. Everyone winced as he bent lower. Out of the ruffles he pulled out a very crumpled, mistreated piece of paper. "Crap" He muttered.

"Yup." said the girl before giving him a hard boot to the head (A.N.: Lady fire's way of saying hard kick) sending him bouncing down the hall.

"I knew he was a bounce!" exclaimed Sirius. The woman just looked at him.

"I'm Tear In Dimensions, but you can call me Di (A.N.: pronounced Die) and I need you to go that way" she pointed to the solid corridor wall.

"But that's a wall." Peter said stating the obvious.

"No, it's a tear in dimensions." she said as if talking to a little kid.

"But…"

"Just go" she hissed in such a manner that everyone obeyed for fear of what would happen if they didn't.

Standing in front of the wall Lily was thoroughly confused, when she felt something push her. Without her feet ever leaving the corridor floor she fell head first into a solid wall, which was no longer there. 'Wasn't there a wall there before?' was the last thought that went through her head before the blackness enveloped her.

A.N.: ha ha ha , Cliffie, make you wonder squirm in your seat. And now is when lady wood would (no pun intended) send me out of the room. Don't worry, they're just getting shoved between dimensions, that tends to rattle people and knock them unconscious. They'll all be fine. On a entirely unrelated topic, I don't know when I'll get the next chapter done because it's long, but hopefully soon. Fingers crossed,

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