50 Things that could be in Fury's Toolbox but probably aren't
Bible
Rainbow colored backup eye patches
Thin mints (because even Fury has to have a weakness)
Agent Carter's vial of Steve Rogers' blood
Bobbi & Hunter's marriage certificate
Krabby Patty formula
Beats (used to drown out the sounds of the Avengers arguing)
Capital One credit card
Natasha's arrow necklace
backup shield for Captain America (because life happens and Natasha keeps complaining about having to pick up after him)
Coordinates to his house with his wife
bubble gum flavored condoms
Shirley Temple DVD's
Phil's secret Captain America Fanfiction collection
Another Vial of the Alien Blood that saved Phil
Blueprints to the helicarrier (in case Clint gets stuck up in the vents again and Phil has to go try and find him)
Seed to the last truffala tree
Script for the new Annie movie
Gorilla Glue
Map to Loki's scepter
Natasha's Birth Certificate
The only arrow Clint has ever broken (or that he will admit to doing)
Britney Spears perfume
Shawarma carry-out menu
Dry shampoo and multiple different sized hair brushes (maybe it just makes him feel better, don't judge)
Keys to all of the Avengers' houses
Original copies of the Twilight Saga books all signed by the author
General Talbot's Skype ID
Files on what really happened in Budapest (can't blame Bobbi for wanting to get her hands on those!)
Compact Motorcycle
Escape hatch that leads to an underground bedroom (when everything is stressful, this is where everyone goes to look for Phil and Melinda...)
Love letters between Fury and a nameless lady (is it his wife? we will never know)
Key to Wards room (Coulson made sure to get a copy once his adopted daughter and him had an affair, you know, incase he needed to "intervene")
Gun (can't you just imagine how disappointed they would be?!)
Ongoing electric monopoly game between Fury and Melinda (kept on a safe so no one cheats *cough cough*)
Sexy cop Halloween costume (DON'T ASK)
Abraham Lincoln's head...
Super soaker water guns filled with rotten milk
Cosplay costumes for all the Avengers (and Antman)
Doritos
Peggy Carter's hat
His high school algebra book filled with a plan for world destruction
Bruno Mars album
Superman cape
folded up Harry Styles cardboard cut-out
An Infinity stone
Rape Whistle (because too many people have hit on Nick)
Miniature hearse
Password to his account
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