Kish: Pai, when are we going to attack?

Pai: Patience, Kisshu. I'm still thinking of a plan.

Tart: It's so boring here, though.

Kish: Ever since we lost the battle with the mews, we have been lazing around, doing absolutely nothing.

Pai: Geez, I'm losing my touch. Humor me, Kish.

Kish: Let's see. Oh, heh! Listen to this human shit…There's a mythological creature that humans believe in and it's called a f-far-fairy!

Pai: Hm. Interesting. What does it do?

Kish: It grants wishes.

Pai: Hah! That's rich. Well thanks, Kish. You have officially lifted my spirits.

Kish: No problem. Hey, Taruto?

Tart: Wha?

Kish: (Smirks) Do you believe in fairies?

Tart: (Sweat drops) O-of course not!

Kish: When one comes, are you going to wish for candy?

Tart: Quit it!

Pai: Yes, Kish cut that out. Besides, -chuckle- he'd wish for Pudding.

(Kish & Pai burst with laughter)

Tart: (Blushes madly) Shut up!

Tart: You guys are on crack! ((Runs to his room while Kish and Pai are having fits of laughter))

--------------------------------------------Taruto's Chamber-------------------------------------------

Tart: Just what are they trying to say with this fairy crap? They're making a deuce out of me! Why those no-good backstabbing brothers. GAH! I can't take this anymore! They pick on me just because I'm a chibi. It's not fair.

Voice: What's not to be fair, Taruto?

Tart: Well for one thing there's—WAIT. Who said that?

Voice: (Giggle) Let me introduce myself. I am Mouss, your fateful fairy.

Tart: Fairy? Ha ha very funny. Jokes over, Kish, Pai. I'm really pissed now.

Voice: Pai? Kish? Aren't those names of pastries?

Tart: Show yourself! Stop playing games!

Voice: Very well. ((A fairy in white clothes and a black crown reveals herself to Tart)) I am Mouss, your fairy. I'd give you three wishes, but the last time I did that the genies sued me. So you get 1 wish, kiddo.

Tart: Psht. You're not even real.

Mouss: You can always take a try.

Tart: Well, if there's nothing to lose…I wish that my brothers and I could be humans for 100 days, just to know what it feels like.

Mouss: Your wish is my command. Now that will be 50 bucks.

Tart: WHAT?!?

Mouss: This is reality, kiddo. Pay up.

Tart: (Mumbles) Here.

Mouss: Yuu Pen Jin Sai!

Tart: Ugh…where am I? What happened? Pai? Kish? Mmm; (Yawn). (Tart walks to a mirror)

OH, CRAP!!! (Tart had no alien pointy elf ears, he was wearing blue shorts and a white t-shirt that plainly hung loose around his shoulders, and his hair was released from its ponytail thingies and swooped down to the tip of his neck)

Kish: Eh, Tarturo. Why are you up so early?

Tart: Look! Look in the mirror!

Kish: Sure…but I don't see where you're going with this---OH, CRAP!!!

Kish: Where are my ears? What's with this hideously scrawny thing in the place of my ear? AcK! What happened to my clothes??? (Kish was wearing black pajamas and his forest-green hair was tousled and wet from the rain. He had 3 earrings on one of his ear, and he had a huge white belt that whipped across his waist, tilted)

Pai: What's with all the yelling?

Kish & Tart: LoOk in the mirror!

Pai: Why?

Kish & Tart: Just do it!!!

Pai: Okay, but if this is some kind of practical joke I'm going to smash your head in---OH, CRAP!!!

Kish: Heh I don't look half bad.

Pai: What am I wearing?!? (Pai was wearing an indigo spike collar, with a dark purple long sleeve shirt that showed all of his biceps and muscles, and navy blue jeans that were too big for him. His hair was simply the same except for a silently stranding bunch of hair by his ear in the place his cloth thingy used to be) GWAH!!!!

Kish: Ne, I'M HOT!!! (Smirk)

(While Kish turned around and admired himself, Pai had rushed to his chamber and frantically searched his closet. He had earth clothes. Tart just stood there, in one place, in the mist of things, thinking about the fairy)

Tart: No. Way.

Pai: Meeting room. Now. We must discuss what has happened.

Kish: Right. Off we go, Taruto.

((Kish skips merrily off))

Tart: (Slaps his head) Oy…

Pai: (Pulls up pants; Kish and Tart giggle) Okay, now. Do any of you have evidence of what occurred?

Should I tell Pai? He would understand, wouldn't he? Oh. I better not. Now, how many days did I ask to be a human? 100? Oh yeah. Gagh, that mentally challenged fairy was real! Ack. Besides, it's looks weird and funny to see Pai lifting up his pants. And Kish looks so darn happy. Maybe this was a good wish…though I can't get sidetracked.

Pai: Anyone..? Then I guess we have to just wait for now. Besides, I--DING DONG

Pai: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?!

Tart: DING DONG It's creepy…

Kish: DING DONG What is it?

Pai: I think it's coming from the door. (Walks over) DING DONG

Kish: How do you open earth doors?

Tart: I don't know. On our planet, Aquamarine, all we had to do was verification password.

Pai: DING DONG What's this gold little brass over here? (Turns the knob)

Voice: FINALLY!

Tart: Well sorry! You humans are ----OW! (Kish jabs Tart in the hips)

Kish: Heh heh. ((We shouldn't blow our cover, Tart. We could be handed over to the FBI.))

Tart: ((So what?))

Kish: ((And be dissected))

Tart: Gulp

Pai: What did you come for, earthling—I mean, comrade?

Person: Well, I am sorry to say, but you boys are evicted. Move your stuff to the curb. Come on.

Kish: Evicted? What's that?

Person: Don't play dumb with me. Now move out! Where are your things?

Tart: We don't have any…

Person: What a strange family.

Person: Now I said, move, NOW!!!

Pai: DON'T TELL US WHAT TO DO, EARTHLING!!!!! ((Fire in his eyes, lol))

Person: I-I'm sorry! ((Runs away)) Yipe yipe yipe! Mommy! Mommyyyy!

Kish: Hey, Pai. What did evictedmean?

Pai: It means when human beings kick other human beings out of their own homes.

Tart: That's crude.

Kish: (Sigh) This is going to take a lot of getting used to…

------------------------------------------Jumping for Juice---------------------------------------------------------------

Tart: Pai, I'm thirsty. Make me some 'pahoehoe (PA-HOWEE-HOWEE) juice.'

Pai: Pahoehoe juice? Taruto, we could have had that only if we were aliens. Pahoehoe juice is in a volcano. Humans would burn up if they went in a volcano.

Kish: Whoa, that's lame.

Tart: So then what do humans drink?

Pai: I have no clue. Now leave me to my work, I have research to do.

Tart: (Wailing) But I'm thirrrsssttyy!

Pai: Shut up, insect. So am I.

Tart: (Jumps on Pai) Listen, punk. I want something to drink, and I want something to drink, NOW!

Pai: Yeesh, Taruto. Get off me. I'll see what I can do.

((1 HOUR LATER))

Pai: Ah, here we go. We could go to the grocery store?

Kish: Sure thing. How do we get there?

Pai: Heh. (Smiles evilly) That's where I come in.

----------------------------------------------- To Give an Alien a Car--------------------------------------------------

Tart: Are you sure you know how to drive a car? (Back seat)

(Kish squirming in passenger seat; trying to get seat buckle on)

Pai: Quit your worrying, Taruto. Let's see, shift it to reverse. Reverse…hmm…reverse. Ah, is it this one? (Presses the pedal to maximum power) They go flying back 100 miles per hour and crash into a tree)

Kish Pai & Tart: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Kish: You almost killed us!

Pai: Well so what!? At least these little air thingies (Refers to Air Bags) saved us!

Tart: Let me drive!

Pai: No! Limit is 18 years of age. I'm nineteen. (Says it rather proudly)

Kish: (Whispers to Tart) One thing you can't ever take away from Pai is his dignity.

Pai: I heard that! Here we goAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KRASH

Tart: You hit a passing pedestrian!!!

Pedestrian: MY LEG!!!!

Kish: Your fault, lady!!!

((3 hours later))

Police Officer: What is your name, son?

Pai: Pai.

Police officer: No, really.

Pai: Pai.

Police: I know you like pie. Ok, wise-crack, tell me the truth!

Pai: PAI!!! P-A-I!!!!

Police: Pai, eh? Ok son, show me your driver's license.

Pai: My what?

Police: Okay kid. We're taking you in. Where are your parents?

Pai: They're gone.

Police: Aye aye aye aye…

Police: Okay son, we're going to the police office to sign a few damage paperwork.

((LUCKILY FOR OUR NOT SO BRIGHT ALIENS, THE POLICE OFFICE WAS RIGHT BY THE GROCERY STORE. SO KISH PAI AND TART SLIPPED AWAY))

-----------------------------------------------------Store Silliness----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Tart: God, he was so annoying.

Kish: Your name is Pai, dammit! Why didn't that idiot get that??

Pai: There must be something on earth called 'pie.'

Kish: Well whatever it is, it sounds like people like it.

-Tart sees a bottle-

Tart: This looks drinkable.

Pai: Prune juice. What in the name of Deep Blue is prune juice?

Kish: I dunno. Should we get it?

Pai: Gack, why not.

Tart: Ey, what about this?

Pai: Coca-Cola. Hmm. Let me read the inscription. 'Caffeine Diagnosed. 5 Sugar added.' No way, Taruto. Caffeine makes you hyper and you'll have too much sugar rushes.

Kish: Yeah, get addicted to something else, like drugs. Hehehehe.

Tart: Shut up! (Punches Kish playfully on the arm) Quickly and quietly slips a can of coke in his pocket

Pai: Let's go. (Start to leave when a security guard grabs their arms)

Security Guard: And just where do you think your going?

Tart: Ouch! Let go of me, goliath!

Pai: Teleport; oh yeah. WE CAN'T!

Security: For stealing; your going to juvenile jail for 5 hours, you brutes.

((5 Hours Later))

--------------------------------------------Back Home-----------------------------------

Tart: Damn, who could have thought humans were so selfish?

Pai: I warned you.

Tart: Hey, don't worry. I sniped some food while their backs were turned.

Pai: What have you got?

Tart: A pack of soda, ice cream, and ramen.

Kish: RAMEN!!!

Pai: Impressive. Your getting rather sneaky, heh.

Kish: RAMEN!!!

Tart: Oh, and I told the security guard he was a bastard.

Kish: RAMEN!!!

Pai: Heh.

Kish: RAMEN!!!

Pai: Yes, ramen! Now, shutup!

Kish: …

Kish: OH! In juvenile jail, when we were leaving, I saw these cool green things so I took them all. Hee.

Pai: Green things? Show me.

(Kish hands Pai $30,000,000))

Pai: SHIT! KISH, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE?!?

Tart: What?

Pai: Earth dollar money! And we have $30,000,000!! Do you know what this means??

Kish: We're frickin' rich!!! Yeah!!!

(Kish & Tart High 5)

-In a month or so, they bought a mansion, all the food you can eat, Pai learned to drive, got maids, and went to school. Pai legally declares that their last name will be 'Cyniclon.'-

---------------------------------------------Kish's First Day at Middle School-------------------------------------------

Ms. Kayun: Good morning class. Today we have a new student, an exchange student. I want you to make him feel very welcome, okay? He is fourteen, has one older brother, a younger brother, and is really rich.

(Class perks up; lol)

Ichigo: A New Student? Great, a rich one. Probably a jerk. Ms. Kayun's classroom consists of thirteen year olds. I have to see this boy

Ms Kayun: Please let me introduce to you, Kish Cyniclon! (Door creaks open)

Kish steps in, Ichigo gasps. Kish looks at the girl that gasps, then smirks

Ms Kayun: Kish, please have a seat next to Ms. Momomiya.

Kish: Sure thing. And my, don't you look lovely today?

Ms. Kayun: (Blushes deeply) Why, thank you, Kish.

All the girls: Ah… (Dreamily)

Ichigo: This is not happening. He is not Kish. This is not happening. He is not Kish.

(Kish walks over)

Kish: (Whispers) Hiya, honey!

Ichigo: This is Kish and this is happening.

--------------------------------------Pai's First Day College-----------------------------------------

Pai: Says my dorm is Dormitory 2108, and my roommate is…I can't see…the paper got wet.

(Enters his room)

Pai: Hi I'm Pai your roommate and I'd like to----GAH!!!

Voice: What, I don't---GAH!!!

Pai: Fujiwara, what are you doing here?

Zakuro: I am your roommate.

Pai: Gaia! This isn't happening.

Zakuro: I don't believe it. Where are your ears? Your clothes, Pai?

Pai: I don't know. Something happened. Well, should we start to study together or babble like fools?

Zakruo: I guess we can study. But no combat, I have to pass college in order to proceed my modeling.

Pai: I lost my power, fool. Why do you think I'm here? Vacation? Sure…

Zakuro: Let me lay down some rules down, pretty boy. One, I don't appreciate disrespect. Two, If I don't ace college I'll come back here and kill you, and Three, never do anything without my permission, got it?

Pai: Whatever…

-------------------------Tart's First Day at Elementary School------------------------------

Mr. Gaara: Well Taruto, to start off your day, you must find a partner for the rest of the school year. You'll be like buddies and he or she will show you around. Let's see my list…Who can help you…? Sasuke, Nakijama, no, no, no. Ah, Miss Pudding! She will be your pen pal.

Tart: Pudding? Pudding Fon?

Mr. Gaara: You know her?

Tart: Darn, know her? I—

Voice: Taru-Taru!

Tart: Shit.