Hey guys! Forcible (again). Speaking of again, I'm late on this fic. This was suppose to be yesterday's, but I didn't get a chance to write it. I had extreme writer's block, so this isn't going to be that great. Sorry guys!
I present:
Happy Belated Make Fun Of Aerith Day!
(I really don't hate Aerith. She's just too easy to poke fun at though. :P)
"Mother?"
Aerith face palmed for the 10th time that day. It was times like these that she wished that their was a heaven and hell. That not everyone wwent to the same place, the Life Stream. Aerith turned around to be met with one of the thee only 3 people that could have possibly said this. Kadaj stood there like a beaten puppy waiting for someone to take him in.
"For the last goddamn time Kadaj, I am not your fucking mother!"
Zack turned to look at her with a confused expression on his face. Aerith didn't ever speak to anyone that way. Even if it was one of those three.
"But mother, we have searched everywhere for you. Why do you not welcome me with open arms?"
Aerith tried to hold in a growl as she responded. Maybe she could get some enjoyment out of the situation.
"Kadaj, you know that Loz has always been my favorite. Now, if you want me to welcome you, bring him to me. And Yazoo. He can come too."
"Yes mother."
Kadaj walked away from her as she glared at his retreating back. I really hate this, she thought. Not even 5 minutes later, Kadaj returned with Loz and Yazoo in tow. All three looked at her with pleading eyes. She smiled.
"Hello boys."
"Hello mother." They answered in unison.
"Now, since the 3 of you are here, leave me the hell alone! God, why didn't I let Cloud die instead? He at least wouldn't have said anything!" She threw har arms up in exasperation while the other 3 looked at her in confusion.
"Why are you talking about brother, mother?" Yazoo question.
Aerith sighed.
This is going to be a long lifetime.
R&R!
Peace, Love, and Pancakes!