Marshi's & Kelsey's A/N: This chapter is written by Kelsey. Check out her other stories (Kelser)
Marshi is currently thinking about writing her own fanfiction, but is to paranoid. First Marshi would have to finish writing the whole thing than upload it all, with more editing.

Happy Valentine's Day

Disclaimer: If I was Stephenie Meyer herself, why would I be on this fanfiction website?

Chapter One: Introductions

Samantha's POV

"OH.MY.GOD! Sam I totally have the best idea ever. You will totally forget Ryan broke up with you! Let's go shopping! Okay? I promise it will be the best time of your life; we can totally, like, buy a whole new wardrobe and a whole ton of make-up and make-over stuff! And make you so utterly beautiful so he can see what he lost," Kelsey said, talking too fast for a normal person to hear.

But I heard it because Kelsey and I had been best friends for seven years now. I was used to Kelsey's fast talking when she got excited or mad, or bored, or was just fooling around. It was just like Kelsey to talk faster and higher pitched when she was explaining something exciting. I didn't think she even breathed when she was like that.

Did I also mention her tendency to say "like" and "totally" so much it sometimes ticked me off?

I looked across the lunch room to see the new 'pet' sitting on Ryan's lap. She was so fake, actually fake! Her breasts weren't even real! She was only 13 and she'd had breast implants! Like, come on! Whore alert. Ugh. I looked away quick before Ryan could see me staring at him. I picked up my apple and took a bite. "Umm… Yeah, actually that sounds really fun. I've got to get out of this state. Maybe we will find some new games." This excited me because I loved shopping. For basically anything; food, clothing, games, etc.

Kelsey's POV

She'd always been boy crazy, always getting her heart broken. She kept all her feelings to herself, only sometimes sharing them with me. She waited for it to play-out or for someone to set her up. Oh, I could have kicked Ryan's… arrag! "Yeah we should head out after school. I'll just phone my dad and tell him were I'm goin' Cuz were going shoppin'!!" I said 'going shopping' a bit louder and in a blonde tone.

We laughed at my blondeness. We were all blondes deep down, I thought, anyways. I had dark brown hair, with naturally blonde highlights that came out in the sun. Maybe that was why I sounded blonde sometimes. Who knows? It made me, me, though!

Any guy that would dump that girl was stupid. She had to be the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. Even more beautiful than Rosalie Hale, who thought she was oh-so-much better than everybody else. I scowled at her over at the next table. I wouldn't be surprised if she were fake. That Edward Cullen looked at me and started laughing. Weird.

"Can I borrow your phone to tell my mom I won't be home ether, mine is out of service here." Samantha broke me from staring Rosalie down. "Um yeah, we have to go to my locker to get it though"

I grabbed my tray and dumped my half eaten food in the trash. Sam did the same, but she had only taken one bite from her apple. This was horrible … Here we go again, I thought to myself.

She wasn't even eating as much! Usually she would eat two platters of served food, when it was good. When it was something horrible –to everyone else- she just took one plate. When it was something truly horrible she would get something from the deli. When she was depressed she barely ate anything.

I looked back to lock eyes with Ryan before we left and I gave him the finger and walked out.

Samantha saw me and giggled. "Nice, I love you, you know that?"

"Ha-ha. You only love me because I make your exs' lives hell! And I'm taking you shopping at the mall" I winked at Sam and nudged her with my shoulder.

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"Hey buddies!" I heard Justin yell half-way down the hall. I smiled and waved at him. "So what's up with you ladies? I haven't seen you around much."

"It helps when you actually go to school, you know?" I smiled as I went in for a hug.

"Well, I'm here now ladies, aren't I?" Justin said as he grabbed a hug from Sam and noticed that she was sad.

"Did the asshole break up with you?" he asked as he hugged her tighter.

"Why do you always think they break up with me? I could have broken up with him!" Samantha pushed away from him, giving him a nasty glare a mother would give there child if they were saying something they shouldn't. You know that glare that says 'I'll kill you if you keep going'.

"Well, did you?" he asked grabbing her hand and squeezing it lightly.

"No," she murmured.

"Want me and Cody to go after him? We always have a baseball bat in my 'sac'" he said as he was grabbing his bag off his shoulder. I started laughing. That was Justin for you; he might not be the best role model but he was the best big brother someone could ask for. He loved us as his sisters and would protect us anyway he could.

"No, that's okay, Justin. Put it away. Don't want to get in trouble first day back off the suspension, do we?" Samantha said now smiling at Justin's thoughts of beating Ryan to a pulp.

"JUSTIN!" Cody yelled as he rounded the corner.

"CODY" Justin yelled back. They ran to each other in slow motion like those old movies, where lovers meet back up and run to each others arms. Cody jumped up into Justin's arms and wrapped his legs around him hugging him.

"Oh, Cody. I've missed you!" Justin said taking him in his arms.

"Ha-ha. Oh, let go of me, you weirdo!" Cody jumped down and slapped his back.

I looked away pretending I didn't know them. They were weird. They weren't gay. They just knew it bugged me because everyone stared at us when they did that.

Cody then ran up behind me, wrapping his arms around my waist, and spun me around. "Oh, you know I only have eyes for girls, you turd!"

"Did you call me a turd! You … you butt plug!" I said back, laughing so hard I had tears running down my face but no noise came out of my nose except for when I tried to breath.

"What did you just call me? Did you just call me a gay sex toy? Oh, you're asking for it! Justin, where's that bat?!" I was still laughing, with Samantha joining in.

"It's, right here, Cody." Justin took his bag off his back and handed it to Cody. "I'll hold them and you beat 'em, okay!" Justin said as he ran over and grabbed hold of both of us. We were laughing and squirming in his arms. Cody then came towards Samantha and grabbed her out of Justin's arms and started tickling her. Justin then started tickling me. I was laughing so hard I was now on the ground with him on top of me riding me while tickling me.

"Stop…Justin…jus…tin…the groun…d …is…dir…ty…"I said between bursts of laughing.

"What was that, Kelsey? I can't hear you. You keep laughing, stop laughing." He then, with one hand, grabbed my wrist and started making me hit myself lightly, while tickling me with his other hand.

"Oh, Kelsey! Don't hit yourself that's not nice!" Justin said, while making me hit my self lightly.

"JUSTIN!! Stop ha ha-ha! No-no! Stop ha-ha"

"Ok no-no Cody. No don't. Ha-ha-ha, CODY!" Samantha yelled rolling onto her stomach. Suddenly the weight above was gone. I opened my eyes to see Justin gone. I looked around to see Edward Cullen and Emmett Cullen holding Justin and Cody against the lockers.

"What are you doing?" Edward roared. I jumped up and grabbed Edward's arm to get him to let go of Justin, but I pulled away from the coldness. "Put him down!" I screamed. His whole family was now around us, staring.

"No, they were just attacking you!" Emmett yelled.

"No, they weren't! We were playing around! Put him down before I get the principal!" I ordered.

They put Justin and Cody down.

"Gosh dude, that was rude! You ruined our fun!"

"You call that fun? Sitting on top of a girl and beating her!" Edward hissed at Justin.

"…we were tickling them…" Justin said, lifting his eyebrows up

"You were making her hit herself! I saw you!" Alice yelled.

"Yeah…I do that all the time. It's not like I hurt her doing it. Right?" Justin looked over at me.

"Um, no. I would tell you if you hurt me or I'd hurt you back!" I said, pushing him lightly while winking at him.

"Oh, are you asking for more, Richards??" he said shoving me back lightly.

"Maybe I am, maybe I'm not" I shoved him back harder into Edward who had a screwed up look on his face.

"Um, Okay… right, you guys are weird." Edward said while walking away with his family. Us? Weird? Pffft.

Samantha's POV

"Did he just call us weird?" I asked, staring at their backs as they walked away. I was fine with friends calling me weird. I would just respond with a 'WEIRDNESS PRIDE!' or similar but not some stranger that I didn't know.

"Did you just call me weird?!" I yelled down the hall. They just kept walking. "OH.NO.YOU.DID.NOT!" I yelled holding up my hand with as much attitude as I could. "BITCHES!" I yelled down the hall. They turned around this time.

"Wanna go?!" Emmett yelled back with the same attitude in a girly voice.

"Yeah!" I yelled back, holding my arms up in a Y shape. He then started running towards me. Faster than any human I've ever seen. I gulped. I was only kidding. Oh god! He then grabbed me into his arms and dived onto the lounge couch in the hallway nook. He was over top of me and grinned down at me before he started tickling me like crazy. I laughed and squirmed like crazy. I couldn't even breath I was laughing so hard. I let out a snort and he stopped and looked at me and burst out laughing as did everyone else around, except Rosalie, who did not look impressed at all.

"Eh-hem Mr. Cullen, what are you doing to Ms. Marias?" Mr. Wells asked. Emmett got off of me and helped me up.

"I was just playing with her. Sorry, sir. It won't happen again on school property."

"It better not, Mr. Cullen. Next time, you will get detention." He said as he walked away.

Rosalie then grabbed Emmett's arm and dragged him away, looking very pissed off.

Justin, Cody and Kelsey just stared at me like I was crazy. "What? I didn't expect him to actually do anything."

"And we're the weird ones." Kelsey commented

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The rest of the day went by quickly. Gym was uneventful. We played badminton and Kelsey was my partner, of course, even though I was younger than her. We kicked Justin and Cody's butts multiple times. In English, we did group discussions of the book that we were reading. My group just happened to be Justin, Cody, Kelsey and –insert groan- Ryan."

"So lunch was weird, eh? Sam, those Cullen's make me uncomfortable," Cody said.

"Yeah I know, eh?" I replied.

"Yepp…so what have you and Kelsey got planned after school?" Cody asked.

"We are only going to the new Seattle mall to do a complete make over! Fun fun."

"That's dope. Me and Justin are going to meet up with one of our buddies to get some 'supplies'." I shook my head.

"When are you guys going to grow up and quit smoking that stuff? It's nasty."

"So who actually read the book?" Kelsey asked, holding up her battered copy of Wuthering Heights.

"Um, I did, kind of." Ryan said.

"Kind of? Oh, you can't be serious," Kelsey replied back at him, looking at him like he was stupid. "You either read it or you didn't."

"Whatever," Ryan replied, picking up his iPod headphones and putting them into his ears.

"Loser," Kelsey said loud enough for him to hear before he played his music.

The bell finally rang and we rushed out of the class to the car, which was beside the Cullen car. Emmett winked at me as I climbed into my car. I smiled back at him to be nice. He did kind of creep me out. As soon as my door was shut, Kelsey pulled out and drove off to the highway.

--- End of Chapter 1

A/N: The next chapter will be by Marshi, with detail on what everyone looks like, incase you were wondering. Please stay tuned for more characters that will be met in the next chapters. R&R
CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT "AU" MEANS? IT'S GETTING ON MY NERVES!