Nosferatu and the Case of the Sparkling Vampires

Yay...I'm finally writing a Hellsing fanfic. This one's a slight X-over with Twilight but I couldn't bear to have my profile say 'has written a story for Twilight.' I got the idea partly because I wanted to join my brother on the Twilight Must Die campaign and because I also felt like writing a Yaoi fanfic for once. Now enjoy this possibly distasteful story as we see a new threat enter the realm of England and how the Hellsing Anti-freak organisation must deal with it.

Chapter 1: Sodomy

ABANDONED WAREHOUSE: SOMEWHERE IN LONDON

Alucard had suddenly been summoned to this old building; apparently reports of strange creatures have been spotted here. He adjusted his orange tinted lenses and flicked back his long black locks of hair. He then flustered his red jacket and tipped his red wide-brimmed hat.

All the attire seems to be in order...now where are these freaks." He said to himself as he cocked his massive Jackal pistol.

The Hellsing organisation decided since it was only a few reports and since it may only be a hoax they only sent out Alucard to scout the compound. After searching a few of the rooms and balconies he was beginning to become bored.

"Oh well no fun tonight..." But was then startled by a sound of a fallen object in another hallway. He rushed over to the doorway. The hallway was illuminated blue by the full moon of the night sky. Squares of light shaped over the walls as Alucard descended the long hall.

"So I finally found you...Alucard..." A mysterious voice entered the corridor.

Alucard turned and aimed his gun at the freak but it flash stepped to the other side of Alucard. The apparent vampire looked to be only a young boy in his adolescent years. His brown hair waved in the draughty room.

The so-called vampire was now rubbing up against the back of Alucard. "Hmm...You will definitely be fun to play with." The vampire then gripped Alucard's left buttocks cheek before Alucard summoned a hound from his shoulder to devour him. He flashed stepped away again.

"Damn your not a real vampire just a nuisance."

"Is that so Alucard...?" He then flicked his milky fingers as another creature was summoned but it was none other than the Paladin of Iscariot XII: Alexander Anderson.

"Ach a pleasure to make your Acquaintance Edward." He bowed to the young vampire. "Now what to do wee you...Nosferatu of the protestant whore."

Alucard pulled out his other pistol and aimed both at the traitorous Anderson. "How can you be in allegiance with the freaks? You of all people."

"Ach. When he told me his group we' gonna tak'eh down all ye Hellsing mate I said 'Ach I'll help ye out wi' that wee Alucard then."

"Well then looks like I have another foe to deal with then." Alucard fired his guns at the Paladin but was pinned to the wall by his multitude of bayonet blades. Before Alucard could rip away the fabric and free himself he was further bound to the wall by a magical barrier which involved inscribed sheets of paper.

"What the fuck is this?" Alucard said frustratingly as he fought in vain to escape the barrier. He was effectively paralysed until the spell somehow wore off.

"If this wee Edward is pure of heart then he should be able tee enter the barrier and stick his cock up your arse." Anderson chuckled sadistically. Alucard was for the first time in his centuries of life starting to feel a sense of fear. "Okee well I'll be off then. Take ye time Edward...I know I would..." And with that the Paladin pulled out a bible and incanted a prayer before teleporting away.

Edward flexed his fingers. "Now's my turn."

"You dog. Fight me like a true vampire." Alucard spat.

Edward was able to enter the barrier unharmed. He pulled off Alucard's glasses and started to kiss him. He clasped Alucard's jaw and put his tongue in his mouth. Alucard bit down and Edward had to retreat a bit, grabbing his bloodied mouth. "Ah! You bitch! I won't be gentle now..."

Alucard pulled out his two pistols again hoping to kill the freak point blank range. Edward managed to steal the guns from Alucard and kick them over past the barrier. "Now we will behave like a good vampire till this is all over."

"What are you planning on doing freak of vampires? Just kill me already."

"Oh but that would take all the pleasure away." He twisted Alucard's arm and broke it as it went behind his back in a hammer lock. "Oh no...I'm going to do something far worse to you..."

Edward removed a few bayonets and aggressively turned Alucard around so his back was facing him. Although Alucard tried to fight the concentrated barrier was weakening his powers and the bayonets were now pressing into his flesh. Edward now had him propped up against the wall. Alucard's head awkwardly looked out the side.

Edward ripped open Alucard's pants with his fingernail/claws. Alucard's ghostly white arse could be seen plain as daylight. Alucard felt the cold air brush over his buttocks.

"Please just kill me..."

Edward aimed his claws at the Nosferatu's neck. "Anymore chit-chat and I'll have to slit your throat."

Edward rimmed his finger around the edge of Alucard's anus. It made Alucard tingle with a painful type of pleasure he had never felt before.

"Oh-oh-oh....Grrr..." Alucard was beginning to feel disgusted and ashamed at himself. He sobbed as the torture resumed.

Edward exhaled deeply over the anus. His breath was icy cold as he placed one of fingers into the glory hole. Alucard howled with pain.

"So the Vampire does feel pain after all..." Edward said calculatingly. He placed a few more fingers into the tiny buthole. Flickers of brown matter dotted Edwards smooth otherwise milky white fingers.

"Okay we're almost done." He said casually. Alucard watched on in despair as Edward unbuckled his pants and produced a tiny cock which hardened to a point.

"What are you going to do with that pin of a cock?" Alucard said trembling.

"Just wait and...Feel." Edward thrusted forward and his pin of a cock pierced Alucard's anal cavity. The cock was so sharp it made Alucard bleed from the ass to make him look like t was his time of the month. Alucard wept and screamed in agony as the sharp shaft moved around in his shithole. He felt his colon rumble as faecal matter built up around the rectum but he couldn't even shit himself as Edward's prick was blocking the way.

"How are you feeling Alucard?" Edward said tauntingly. "Are you enjoying this as much as I am?"

Alucard was now bawling with humiliation and pain. "Please just kill me and stop this humiliation."

"I don't need to kill you...I'm almost done...here I'm about to cum." A warm slimy liquid danced around in Alucard's rectum.

"Damn I came earlier than I thought. Oh well let's just fool around for-"

"Stop who's there?" Another voice entered the hall. It was that of a young female. Edward looked disappointed; he knew his time with Alucard was up.

"Well it looks like I'll have to go now...If you tell anyone it won't matter because you and all your band of vampire hunters are done." He zipped up his pants and disappeared in an instant.

The barrier finally dissipated and the bayonets dissolved leaving a defeated and violated Alucard lying in the hallway, the moonlight shining on his pale face.

"Oh God! Master am I too late?" The blonde vampire recruit knelt down to the damaged soul of the former Nosferatu.

"Please don't look at me Police Girl...I am a freak now..."

If anyone's still left reading after the first chapter you have my respect...it does get a bit easier from here on...