Title: Hibari Kyoya Annoyance Program
Disclaimer: I do not own this anime
A/N: My prompt? A list I found on QuizzilaTM entitled "How to annoy Hibari Kyoya." I won't be doing all of them, and I might tinker with some of the order and words, not to mention add my own, but I hope you enjoy this nonetheless.
Chapter 1: Steal hibird and replace it with a mini bucket of KFC.
Nanami Riiko was bored. She had recently transferred three months ago to Namimori Middle and found it to be an interesting school. With boys that carry dynamite and silver hair, plus boys that run around really fast shouting, "TO THE EXTREME!" after each and every sentence—heck, he even shouted it when he wasn't saying anything(did that make sense?)—not to mention boys who ran around in their boxers shouting "Reborn!", raven haired optimistic boys who were impossibly good at baseball and her personal favorite, talking babies—but no, not today. Today, everything was calm.
The silver haired teen who had always carries dynamite with him, no matter where you searched his body, had cut class, probably to visit his sick "Juudaime"—she had heard that his name was Gokudera Hayato—and the small, brown haired boy that reminded her of a mouse had called in sick and was in the hospital—and that meant that the baby that was always with him would not be present either.
The optimistic baseball player had an intra-school baseball competition and was also gone, leaving her in an un-interesting class. There was also no faint echo of "EXTREME!" in the school, since the boxing captain—Sasagawa Ryohei, as she'd heard—also had an intra-school competition. She sighed. Truly, this was going to be an event-less day.
Finally, just as the raven haired girl was about to fall asleep, the bell rang, therefore announcing the start of the lunch period. She sighed, standing up and bowing as soon as the traditional "Stand" and "Bow" was heard.
Now, just as she was about to reach for the white plastic bag beside her chair, she spotted something yellow from the corner of her eye, and she turned to see a yellow bird flying next to the window. She tilted her head to the side, and it landed on the window ledge, imitating her action, and staring at her with its beady black eyes.
She opened the window and stuck her finger out as a gesture for it to land on it, not really thinking that it would accept the gesture and just fly away. The students began to tense as they saw that it was Hibird, renowned pet of the ever fearsome Hibari Kyoya, in the hands of the equally fearsome Nanami Riiko.
How did a seemingly sweet girl such as Riiko end up being dubbed as "fearsome" you ask? Well, by the fact that she is hard to entertain, and many people actually find that they're pulled into trying to entertain her just to be able to brag about being able to entertain her. Rumors say that she has killed people just to entertain herself—though that hasn't happened…yet.
Going back, Riiko suddenly had an idea. She looked from Hibird back to the bag containing a mini bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken© she had bought on her way to school completely on impulse. She grinned a grin that could put the Cheshire cat, Rasiel and Belphegor combined to shame, making the tense room become even more tense.
She grabbed the plastic bag and set Hibird on her head, grabbing a random bento on her way out, though the owner made no such movement of stopping her, since he was too afraid of what would happen. Yes, I said HE.
Now, as she neared the prefect's lair—ahem, I mean, RECEPTION ROOM, she looked around for any signs of life; there were none, and so she proceeded with taking out the mini bucket of chicken from the plastic bag and setting it on his desk, giggling inwardly, and plucking a feather from hibird, to which it fluttered its wings wildly, but stayed on her head. She could have sworn that the bird really did want her to prank its owner.
She laid the chicken pieces on his table, assembling it so that it resembled a whole bird. She doubted that the prefect would be dumb enough to believe it, but you never know, right? It MIGHT just be entertaining—as well as painful, but she couldn't help wanting to be entertained, ne? (*cough* she's crazy *cough* *cough*) (*insert glare from Riiko here*)
She swiftly exited the premises afterwards, taking the evidence—a.k.a. the plastic bag and the bucket—with her to burn. She snickered to herself, pausing in her step, taking a mini camera she had JUST had with her in a complete coincidence and connecting it to a dark corner where no one would notice it, and hurried—without running—back to class.
Luckily for her, the next period happened to be free period, due to the teacher being absent. She laughed maniacally in her mind; this was going too smoothly. She took out her phone, to which no one dared apprehend her for, since they were all too afraid of her—especially since she had a crazy grin on her face—and opened a special program she had downloaded.
An office appeared on the screen, the reception room to be exact, and as if on cue, there appeared her target. Hibari Kyoya stalked into the room with bloody tonfas, probably from previously biting someone to death.
The thought of being bitten to death by the prefect made her grin falter, but it came back out as he spotted the fried chicken on his desk, next to the yellow feather that she had plucked from Hibird, who was now on her shoulder, watching the screen with concentrated beady eyes.
She noted how he tilted his head to the side, his expression unreadable. It all happened in a flash, and something happened that made Riiko happy that she had been recording the whole spectacle. She held back laughter as the raven haired teen's face twisted in what looked like horror, and his eyes rolled back into his head as his eyes closed and his whole frame came crashing down to the ground.
She clutched her stomach, snickering, and when she was sure she couldn't hold it back anymore, she rushed out of the classroom with her phone, Hibird hanging on for dear life on her shoulder as she streaked down the hallways and into the girls bathroom. No one stopped her, of course.
Once there, she began laughing her ass off, and as if on cue, the so-dubbed-president was groggily walking by that certain place, quirking an eyebrow to the sound of laughter, and a vein popping on his temple as he realized that the girl inside was probably laughing about the spectacle that had transpired in his office. That would explain the mini spy camera he had found in a dark corner.
He didn't even hesitate for a second as he stalked into the girls' toilet, making Riiko pause and gawk at him, before she grinned, and snapped a few pictures of him and hiding her cellphone in her bra. Of course, the prefect narrowed his eyes at this in disgust, NOW how would he get ahold of the blasted piece of technology!
He shook it off, raising his tonfas in a battle position. "I'll bite you to death for killing my pet," he snarled, charging at her. She yelped, ducking as a tonfa struck at the space where her head was previously. She saw an opening in between his legs, tried to slide between them, but the prefect seemed to notice this and closed his legs on her waist.
He straddled her, and suddenly, he noticed a flash from the side. There he saw Hibird fluttering in the air with a mini camera strapped to its little yellow body. He gaped at the bird, and the raven haired girl took that time to punch his crown jewels hard, to which he gasped, falling to the side.
She laughed as she took pictures of him wriggling on the ground, ducking out the door and running back to her classroom, leaving the prefect to writhe on the ground and glare at his pet. "Traitor," he snarled, curling into a fetal position.
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