You walk into the organization 13 castle. You aren't sure how you got here, but you did, and it's time to see what the fuss is all about.
Xemnas: Hello, would you like to see what WE do on new years? I guarantee you, it may not be pretty, but it is most definitely enjoyable.
Saix: MANSEX!!! Get back in here ~^-^~
Xemnas: Ummm, here, follow Axel! He's through that door.
You walk through the door, a little hesitantly. You see pretty much what you would expect… Axel is making out with Roxas, and they are holding each other pretty damn close.
Axel: *mmm….* Oh! Hi! Ummm, did Xemnas send you in here? If not…
You nod, not quite sure what's going on.
Roxas: Well, I'll show you around the castle! Since the ball dropped a little bit ago, I make no promises that it's safe.
Roxas leads you to the meeting room, and to the gray area, and then shows you different rooms. Xigbar's is empty except for his arrowguns. Eventually, you are led to Demyx's, where Roxas promises you a good sitar show.
Demyx: CEILING!
Xigbar: You like it!
Roxas shuts the door, bright red! You laugh, and say "You promised me a show, didn't you? Well, let's just wait til they finish." A little while later, Xigbar came out, smoothing his robe.
Xigbar: Roxas, you know to knock first. You never know where I'll take Demyx. *smirk*
Roxas: Sorry, but for that, you get to take care of this fan. I've got my own plans!
Xigbar: AS IF!
Roxas runs off down the hall laughing. Xigbar sighs, and reluctantly leads you around. Eventually, you have seen everything. Life seems fun at the organization, especially after you have walked in on just about everyone going at it.
Xigbar: Anything ELSE you want to see?
You: Can you fire your arrowguns? I just want to see them ONCE! Can I try them maybe?
Xigbar: *laughs* sure, crazy fans. Who knows what they'll ask for next!
Xigbar shows you his guns, and teaches you to fire them. He even gives you a little ammo. Eventually, he takes you to a dark corridor and sends you home. Next thing you know, you're waking up in your bed, in your black snuggie that makes you feel like an organization member. You can't figure out if it was all a dream. You open the drawer where you keep your cell phone, and find something new. A box. You open it, and find a few bullets. Was it all a dream?