Patrick was dumb ,and sure a moron at sometimes but some times even he shows his brightness. Fucking Squilliam and Sponge weren't on top of his things to do list, Squilliam at least. But Spongebob? He loved his friend and would do anything for him. Including fuking him which he was doing a pretty good job at. All while Patrick was blowing Spongebob, Squilliam was pounding into him and the Sponge was enjoying every second of it. " Hey fat ass blow harder, I am doing all the work." Squilliam said with a glare.
The Starfish glared back and responded with this. "Hey Fancyson why don't you try this and I will fuk Spongebob" The starfish said with hope in his eyes. Fancyson just rolled his eyes and looked at Spongebob. "What do you say Spongecake?" Squilliam said with lust in his eyes. "Well I guess Patrick and you can switch." Sponge said blushing. Squilliam looked shocked but sighed and glared at Patrick yet again. "Sigh. Looks like you get the chance you wanted Fatrick. Now move over." The octopi said as he pushed Patrick out of his way and bent down to blow his beloved Spongebob.
Patrick just smiled and got behind the sponge and admired his square ass. "Wow Squilliam was right you do have a nice ass Spongebob." Patrick said, unfortunately outloud. Sponge just blushed and Squilliam just rolled his eyes. Patrick looked at them innocently . "What-oh yeah." Patrick said as he picked up Sponge and put his erection inside of the Sponge and after a while Squilliam came, and soon after Patrick and Spongebob did to.
Sponge got his clothes back on and looked at Patrick with his face rosy red. Squilliam just got back into his robe and managed a smirk. "Maybe we outta try this again Fatrick." Squilliam said as he started walking towards his bedroom. "Come along Spongebob my dear." Squilliam asked with lust still certain in his eyes.
"Well good night Patrick." Spongebob said as he waved goodbye to his friend and walked away with Squilliam. Patrick just sighed and with a grin layed down and looked out the window. He had done two things. He had lost his virginity and he had fucked his best friend.
All the while a helmet wearing blond was walking though the grass of Squilliam's house.
"Sponge you here? Its me Derek!" The blonde headed diver said as he yelled for his former boyfriend.
Okay this was the write up to Tampon's Spongecake fic. Don't try flaming, I got a fire proof bunker and besides I really want Tam's and Poison's opinion on this. Also if anyone wants to use Derek go ahead and use him. But remember to say who owns him. Me.*Smirks and holds Derek up with a badge that says owned and made by Marvelfan12.