Author's note:

Welcome to my life, this is just day one of what I had to cope with in my time of staying with the Akatsuki. How I met Zetsu and how me and so forth.....Zetsu comes in in the later chapters. Yay me! -does a happy dance-

Anywhoo I do not own Naruto or 'Waking up in Vegas by Katy Perry' only myself lol

I thought the song would be appropiate for the situation lol


~Shut up and put your money where your mouth is
That's what you get for waking up in Vegas
Get up and shake the glitter off your clothes, now
That's what you get for waking up in Vegas~

Haya was in the kitchen on the family's computer, which was shared between her older sister and mom. It was an unusual Saturday morning....unusual in Haya's case that is.

One reason she was at homewith her big sister, and second her mom was not at home so it was quiet. She decided to get on the computer to watch a few episodes of Naruto to pass the

time, she had heard a rumor that there was going to be a new season of Naruto in the works which was going to be called, "Naruto Shippuden." 'I can't wait to see that." Haya though to

herself as she continued to skim the website. Overly excited Haya got up, ran outside to tell her sister who happened to be smoking a cigarette on the phone. "Guess what, the Naruto

characters are going to be teenagers like me!" The usually shy often stuttering girl shrieked at her sister. "That's good Haya, let me know how it goes." Her sister said looking at her as if

she got two heads. Haya ran back inside the house and sat back down at the computer looking at the screen intently. 'I wish I was in the world of Naruto.' Haya thought sniffing a little.

Completely forgetting what she was doing on the computer she started reading random information about the Akatsuki and other Naruto related things. After a few hours of surfing the internet,

Haya decided to let her sister use the computer plus it was time to watch the English adaption of Naruto on television. Haya ran upstairs to her room to watch the telly.

An hour after watching Naruto, Haya look at her clock it was already eleven o'clock at night. 'Man this day went by so fast.' Haya thought as she felt herself getting sleepy all of a sudden,

she laid back on her bed and slowly closed her eyes forgetting to take out her contacts in the process. As she slept, she was completely unaware that someone was watching her, the stranger

continued to watch her making sure that she wouldn't wake up to catch them. "So this is her, Haya Suzuki." The strange assailant whispered as he picked Haya up, flung her over his shoulder jumped out

of the third story window of her town house. As Haya slept she felt as if she was flying through the air, after sleeping a few hours she woke up in a room different from her own. Her eyes

throbbing from the contacts she forgot to remove, completely ignoring her eyes she was trying to figure out where she was and why she looked different. The stranger who kidnapped

her knocked on the door before walking in, to her surprise the kidnapper was Itachi Uchiha. "Hello Haya, its finally nice to meet you." Itachi said as he walked over to Haya's bed, she

couldn't believe her eyes it was Itachi Uchiha what could he want with her? She just stared at him wide eyed unable to speak, not knowing whether she was dreaming or not. Was she really in the world of

Naruto, how will she get back home. Itachi sat down at the foot of the bed staring at her intently, "please don't kill me." She said as tears begin to stream down her face. 'I hope he can understand me, I

can't speak Japanese', she thought worring. "I'm not going to kill you, I think you will serve a great purpose for me." Itachi said handing her a tissue. 'Why is he bring so nice, and what purpose can I

serve?' Haya thought as she kept her mouth shut not knowing what to say. "Do you know who your father is?" Itachi asked in a serious tone. "Y-yes I do his name is Roy Suzuki, w-why?" Haya

stuttered out talking about her father has always been a touchy situation with her, since he was never in her life. Itachi chuckled a little after hearing this, "you sure he is your father?" "Yes I'm sure, why

do you want to know?" Itachi grinned as he took a folded up piece of paper out of his pocket and unfolded it showing it to Haya. It read, "To my daughter Haya, I'm sorry I was never in your life make

amends for never being the father I was susposed to be I will do this for you. In my will I will be leaving the Uchiha mansion providing that you and your brothers can live together, and the Uchiha family

fortune will be given to you three as well. If anything was to happen to me all this will go to you as well as Itachi and Sasuke. Tell your mother I said hello and that I will always love her." Love your

father, Fugaku Uchiha." As Haya read this more tears streamed down her face, "I'm sure you know the rest." Itachi said taking out another piece of paper as well. "This is the will he had drawn up." Itach

said giving it to her. She read over it then set it down completely lost in thought. "Why didn't mom tell me the truth, how can this happen?" Haya questioned. "Well when a man and a woman love each

other that happens..." Itachi said staring off into the distance. "Why did you kidnap me?" Haya asked remembering to ask the question she should have asked earlier. "Well to personally met you, train

you to be a shinobi and I always wanted a baby sister." Itachi said in a cool voice. "Um how can you train me, I'm foruteen plus I can't be a ninja I jave no jutsu's or ninja skill what so ever.." "That's what

trainings for duh." "But what about my mom, she will have the Coast Guard or the FBI looking for me...." Haya said. "Again training...and you're in Japan not back in Virginia. Oh and also you and Deidara

will be going shopping today for clothes and other personal stuff." "Aren't you going to fill me in about were I am or anything like that?" "No you'll find out soon enough." Itachi said already knowing that

Haya knew. Itach got up off the foot of the bed and walked to the door, "be ready in fifteen minutes" he said cooly as he walked out leaving Haya to her thoughts and to get out of the bed.


'Ello peoples, I can't wait for my shopping trip with Deidara anywhoo, anyone who r&R will get to hug Itachi for free.

Me: YAY!

Itachi: I resent that!

Me: -narrows eyes and slaps forhead- oh brother