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Sabrina is 17 years old and has magical powers, but she know nothing about sex. Well, she's kissed a few boys, but she's still a virgin.
"Damn it...!" says a not happy Sabrina as she enter her room and throw her jacket on the floor.
"Young lady...what's going on this time?" says the black cat ( former warlock ) Salem as he jump onto the bed.
"I wanna have sex." says Sabrina.
"Really? With who?" says Salem.
"My boyfriend of course. Duh!" says Sabrina. "Exactly who did you think?"
"If I had been the man I once was maybe with me. You know, I was a really skilled lover." says Salem with confidence.
"Salem, even if you were still a man I would not do that with you, but you can still give me some advice." says Sabrina.
"Okay. Let's start with what I think is a primary thing when it comes to sexuality. Know your goals." says Salem.
"My goals...?" says Sabrina confused.
"Yes. What you hope to achieve by having sex. Do you want to make your man think that you're sexy? Perhaps you want to get pregnant or maybe you simply want the pleasure that sex gives?" says Salem. "Unless you have a clear goal, sex will probably not be much fun for you."
"Let me think..." says Sabrina. "My goal is to feel pleasure and also give pleasure to my boyfriend."
"Good. Now that you know what your goal is you need to see if this is something you really want. You shouldn't force yourself to have sex if you don't want to." says Salem.
"I feel mature enough to have sex." says Sabrina.
"Are you sure?" says Salem.
"Yeah, I'm sure." says Sabrina.
"Remember...for girls sex might hurt a bit the first time, but that's normal." says Salem. "Most times after the first one it will feel really good of course."
"Should I let the guy cum in me?" says Sabrina.
"No, that will make you pregnant." says Salem.
"Didn't you rape a bunch of chicks during your time as an evil man?" says Sabrina.
"I did not, Sabrina." says Salem. "Was it Hilda who said that I raped girls? She always tell stories about my evil days that are not true."
"Actually I read it in your prison-file. You raped over 20 teenage women during a magic war in Russia." says Sabrina.
"Sabrina, how did you get access to such information?" says Salem.
"That's one of my secrets." says Sabrina.
"Okay..fine!" says Salem. "I did rape some sluts in Russia back in 1877, but it wasn't as many as 20. Just 4."
"Still a bad thing." says Sabrina.
"I was horny as hell and those teen bitches was so sexy that I had to fuck them." says Salem.
"Ewww! You're kinda disgusting." says Sabrina.
"Really? I'm not evil anymore." says Salem.
"No, but you're a perv." says Sabrina.
"I thought you wanted sex advice from me." says Salem.
"That was before I figured out that you're totally perverted and sex-crazy." says Sabrina.
"If you wanna be super-sexy with your man I suggest you listen to my advices." says Salem.
"Well it's not like I have someone else to ask for help." says Sabrina.
"Good. Sex is a powerful thing. It can be used to command people, to get pregnant, for pleasure and as a way to get money. The last option is against the law for those who care about that." says Salem.
"What do I need to do when my boyfriend and I are gonna have sex?" says Sabrina.
"First of all you need to act a bit more sexy. A change in fashion style could be an advantage. Maybe tighter top and shorter skirt, like a short black leather one for example." says Salem.
"Are you tellin' me to dress like a damn hooker?" says Sabrina in a hard slightly angry tone.
"Why not, Sabrina? Men like hookers. They are sexy. It's nothing wrong with looking like one." says Salem.
"I prefer my regular clothes, thank you." says Sabrina.
"Then let's work on your body language. Dance in a sexy way." says Salem.
Sabrina turn on some music and dance a little, but she has never done andy sexy dancing before so she has no idea how to do it.
"Not to be rude, but that's the worst excuse for sexy dance I've seen since I went to a porn-pub in Canada and all they had was this worthless local slut who was no good at dancing." says Salem.
"Well, I'm new at this so please show some mercy here." says Sabrina.
"If it makes you happy..." says Salem. "Let's try again, shall we? More movement in the hips would be good for a start and also slow down the steps a dash or so."
"Do guys really like when a girl dance for them?" says Sabrina.
"Yes, if she dance sexy." says Salem.
Sabrina dance again and this time it's slightly better. Not perfect though.
"Okay. Next, seducitve talking. What would you say to turn your man on?" says Salem.
"Give me you love, please." says Sabrina.
"No, less cute, more sexy." says Salem.
"How?" says Sabrina.
"Repeat after me please...let's fuck, right now." says Salem.
"I can't say that to my boyfriend. He'd break up with me." says Sabrina.
"Just the opposite." says Salem. "I'm sure that he truly would like it and fuck you for hours."
"Perv." says Sabrina.
"Weak." says Salem.
"No, I'm strong." says Sabrina.
"Then follow my advice." says Salem.
"Just because you're a perv that doesn't mean that I have to as well." says Sabrina.
"I may be a perv, but at least I know how to have sex." says Salem.
"Shut it, ya damn cat-thing!" says Sabrina as she use magic to knock Salem off the bed.
"Damn teen witch!" says Salem.
"You stop being a perv and I'll stop using magic on you." says Sabrina.
"Bitch!" says Salem.
"Loser!" says Sabrina.
The next day.
Sabrina and Salem are friends again.
"Remember to do your best to be in control during sex. You're a powerful woman, use that to avoid being someone's slave." says Salem.
"Thanks for your advice." says Sabrina. "Anything I can do for you in return?"
"Use your magic to transform me back into a man." says Salem.
"No way! That's against the law." says Sabrina. "I don't want to end up in jail."
"Okay. It was a try..." mumbles Salem before he leave the room.
Sabrina is happy. Thanks to the advices that Salem has given her she know how to have sex.
The End.