Oops... I can't believe I did this! I blame it on my sister. Why, oh why, did you encourage me to write this?! Ugh. With all the times I said I'd never write something like this. I'm sorry, everyone, I just hope you're amused. If not, send flames to my sister, Gin. Well, I wouldn't say that these are bloopers, just... alternate scenes for Attack of the Clones. And it all started with my sister and I trying to come up with a scene where Obi-Wan should sing...
*–* are italics
//–\\ are thoughts
– are through Obi-Wan and Anakin's training bond
Oops... Alternate Scenes for Attack fo the Clones
Chapter One: Sing, Sing, Sing
Original scene: The bar, where Obi-Wan and Anakin have chased the bounty hunter.
After dismissing the death-stick seller, Obi-Wan considered his options. Wait, or draw the bounty hunter out quickly. He never did enjoy patience exercises, so... He hopped up onto the bar counter, choosing what song to sing. Something a drunken Jedi might sing...
As Anakin slunk around, the sound of singing reached his ears. The voice was kind of familiar. As he reached out with the Force to determine the identity of the singer, the words became more distinct.
"I've got a love-e-ly bunch of co-co-nuts, deedle-ee-dee!"
Oh, Force. Anakin quickly pushed his way through the crowd, which was growing quite thick around the vicinity of the bar counter, and his master– who was perched on top of the it. He fell to the back of the crowd, and sent of thought skittering through their training bond. A bit overboard, master?
Obi-Wan, not pausing in his song, found Anakin in the crowd and met his eye. He gestured ever so slightly to his side, where Anakin suddenly became aware of the presence of the bounty hunter. Ahhh...
As he moved behind the bounty hunter, Obi-Wan suddenly leapt off the counter, lightsaber springing to life. They carried the bounty hunter out the alley, where they tried to get more information out of her, but were unable to, due to her sudden death. They set off for the temple, puzzling over the bounty hunter's last words in silence, until Anakin broke it. "Master, that wasn't standard procedure."
Obi-Wan chuckled slightly, glancing at his padawan, answering his un-voiced question. "Maybe not, my young apprentice, but I achieved what we needed," he paused a moment. "And I got a date for tomorrow night."
"Master!"
~*~
Original scene: after Dooku leaves Obi-Wan's cell.
While walking down the hall from the room where Obi-Wan was kept, Dooki paused. He turned around and headed back the way he came, eventually ending up back outside Obi-Wan's cell. He poked his head in, only to discover that *Obi-Wan* was where that noise was originating from! He was singing!
"What are you *doing*?" Dooku demanded.
Obi-Wan shrugged casually. "I have to pass the time somehow, don't I?" he said in response.
Dooku slammed the cell door shut and stalked down the hallway. //Qui-Gon never did anything like that!\\
So, how do you like them? That's only the first chapter, though. I'll post another one, even if I don't get reviews, if only to make the bunnies go away! The next chapter's name is: "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love. (And be loved in return)" I guess you can figure out what scenes I'll be pinpointed for rewriting in that chapter. ;D