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Naruto © Masashi Kishimoto

The Visit

Tsunade frowned as she heard swearing and crashes coming from the examination room. Throwing the doors open she found a junior medic-nin fighting with a teenager. "What's going on?" She snapped, annoyed that her plan to ditch paperwork had been interrupted by a chunnin barging into her office to tell her a 'special case' was in the hospital. 'Special case' was code for the people who sporadically appeared all over the shinobi nations, often with powers far beyond the norm, and an unerring ability to warp peoples personalities to the point were they become unrecognizable. The most extreme cases had been marked down as MS's though what the two letters stood for was unknown. But it was protocol for all 'special cases' to have a full medical as soon as they were identified.

The medi-nin looked at the Godaime with wide eyes and jumped to attention. "The SP was refusing to be checked, ma'am." pointing to the teen, who's messy brown hair covered their eyes as they backed away from the two grumbling. Upon hearing the nin's word they snapped "CHECKED?! You were fucking trying to strip me!!" Groaning Tsunade pinched the bridge of her nose, dismissing the medic she pull out a stool and sat on it to glare at the teenager who had pressed themselves against the wall, brown eyes narrowed in suspicion. Sighing, Tsunade pulled the medic's clipboard towards her. So far all that had been filled in was height (162cm) and hair and eye colour. "Name?"

"Guess."

"Baka."

"Close, but no banana. I am limegreentangerine!"

"…what?"

"…call me Yuzu."

"'Citrus fruit'?"

"Yes."

"Ok." The Hokage said, hand over her mouth to smother her giggles. "Erm… gender?" she asked hesitantly, eyeing the shapeless green shirt and loose jeans. She couldn't even tell if the teen was fat or skinny."I'll never tell."

"You're kidding."

"I shit you not."

"…if you answer the rest of the questions honestly I won't get some medic's to pin you down and strip you."

"Wow, didn't know you liked me that much babes." Yuzu said, raising an eyebrow; only to look away snickering as Tsunade glared.

"Are you related to anyone in Konoha?"

"No."

"Suna?"

"Nuh uh."

"Any other country and/or organization? Or having any type of relationship with anyone?"

"Well… there was that one time me and Kakashi had kinky bondage sex…"

"THE HELL?!"

"JOKE! Man, lady you're gullible… he's like 26. I'm only 15!"

"Do you have any abilities?"

"Well now you mention it, I have the six-tailed wolf sealed into me and the ability to transform into a giant black furred wolf that sparks fires from it's paws and can defeat everything. I can decimate this village in the blink of an eye! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! What do you think?" the brunette asked, voice so thick with sarcasm it was a wonder they hadn't suffocated on it."Any ninja training?"

"Yes. I am the super ninja! Fear my awesomness! I am the Kagekage because I'm so awesome!"

"So you mean to tell me, you aren't a ninja, have no powers, and haven't got anything to do with the shinobi nations?"

"Ding! Ding! Ding! CORRECT! Give the woman a prize!!"

"THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE?!" Tsunade screamed throwing the clipboard away and grabbing Yuzu by the front of the shirt. The brown haired teen smiled, leaned forward and whispered in Tsunade's ear.

"To fuck with your minds."

And then Yuzu exploded in a shower of glitter.