Simple Spike hating fic. James Marsters is a cool actor, true, but the character Spike. I hate him!!
X-Mas story, where Spike is dusted by reindeer. LOL. NOT FOR SPIKE FANS!!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Buffy the Vampire Slayer nor the show's characters. They all belong to Joss Whedon and Fox Studios. Enjoy!!
Spike got run over by a reindeer, walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and the Scoobies, we believe.
He'd been takin' too much , and we'd begged him not to go, but he forgot his , So he stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they found him Christmas mornin', at the scene of the attack, there were hoof prints on his forehead, and no wait..he's been dusted!!
Spike got run over by a reindeer, walkin' home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and the Scoobies, we believe.
Now were all so proud of Buffy, She's been takin' this so well.
See her doing the usual duty, drinkin' tea and playin' cards with Giles.
Now it's Christmas without Spike. All the Scoobies dressed in black, and we just can't help but wonder: Should we open up his gifts or send them back?
XANDER/ANYA: Send them back!!
Spike got run over by a reindeer, walkin' home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and the Scoobies, we believe.
Now the goose is on the table and the pudding made of fig, and a blue and silver candle, that would just have matched the hair in Spike's wig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors, better watch out for yourselves. "They should never give a license, To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
Spike got run over by a reindeer, walkin' home from our house, Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and the Scoobies, we believe.
Nevertheless, Spike is dusted!! I'm really wanting Angel to get drunk. LOL!! Nuff said. Later!!