DM: Hey ya'll, guess what?!
Aki: …What?
DM: I HAVE JUST BEEN TAGGED!!
Aki: OW! TO LOUD!!
DM: Yup! By Deidara's Sugar Girl, I am to create a fanfic that is titled "5o Things *insert Naruto character's name here* Is Not Allowed To Do"!
Aki: Shouldn't you be working on your other stories?
DM: It's a rule that when you're tagged you hafta do whatever the tag is! You aren't an experienced enough author to understand!
Aki: Oy vay…*holds ice pack to head*
DM: At the end of the fanfic I'm going to list the people I'm gonna tag! (Yes I'm just that evil!)
Aki: Naruto is the rightful owner of Mashasi Kishimoto, please support the official release!
DM: My victim, Pein-sama! Ku ku ku…
50 Things That Pein Is Not Allowed To Do
1. Use all of Akatsuki's funds to buy spiky-hair-gel.
2. Say that spiky-hair is cool.
3. …'cause it isn't…
4. Go on for hours on how cruel the world is and how peace needs to be restored.
5. Act like a God.
6. …because Jashin-sama'll smite him…
7. Stare at Konan during meetings.
8. Deny the fact he stole his hairstyle from Sonic.
9. Say that the only way to install peace is to cause more war.
10. …'cause that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard…
11. Say that his real body isn't anorexic.
12. Bug Deidara for hour's one end.
13. Be jealous of DeidaraXKonan.
14. Be jealous of Deva PeinXKonan.
15. Let him use a lame nick-name like 'Pein'.
16. Say that he's a better leader then Minato.
17. MINATO PWNS ALL!!!
18. Use his other body's to keep Konan 'satisfied'.
19. 'Cause that's not right!
20. Re-read the Twilight saga and demand for Midnight Sun to be released ASAP.
21. Try and kill Ichigo for stealing his hair-style.
22. 'Cause Ichigo is in fact a REAL god. (E.G. God of Death)
23. Favor Light Yagami over L.
24. Comment on how he wants the sky to stop crying.
25. …that line is lame…
26. Stop telling the weather what to do.
27. THAT'S THE WEATHER-MANS JOB!!
28. Tell all of his body's to wear the Akatsuki outfit yet he won't wear it himself.
29. Kakuzu is in charge of money, not you!
30. Tell Hidan to "screw Jashin, I am God!"
31. Call himself Kira.
32. Use the excuse "We are but men, drawn to act in the name of revenge we deem to be "justice" " just to kick the crap out of someone.
33. …this is why Konan should be leading…
34. Tell Naruto to try and find peace for him.
35. …it shall end in chaos…
36. Let Tobi lead for however a short amount of time.
37. Throw a rave party for whatever reason.
38. Make Zetsu mow the lawn.
39: Ask Sasori to watch Chucky with him.
40. …he'll have nightmares at the end…
41. Try and find a Death Note.
42. If he should find said Death Note, don't use it on Hidan.
43…. L will find you…
44. Stare little children down with Rinnegan.
45. Let Itachi drive really expensive Ferrari.
46. …he'll only crash it due to blindness…
47. Take Kisame the to fish market.
48. Tell Akatsuki that they're going to Disneyland.
49. Tell Kakuzu he'll pay for said Disney trip.
50. Actually pay for all causalities they caused while at the park. (A lot of causalities.)
Pein stared at the piece of paper that mysteriously appeared under his door that morning. He then
"HOW THE HELL DID SHE KNOW WE WENT TO DISNEY?!?!"
DM: Phew! Finally finished!
Aki: I gotta say, that was kinda enjoyable!
DM: *Nods* Now it's time for all of those I tagged!
I tag:
Miguel-senpai
Mika Achizume
SISKA
Little Kuni
I-love-red-head-ninjas
gaarafangirl91
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DM: And if you guys don't do the fic, I'll keep bugging you until you do!