Yay!! This is the first chapter of a few mini series we're planning on doing along with Randomness! Randomness! Randomness! This is Randomness: The Road Trip. Few few others include…
The School of Randomness…
Camp o de Random…
Randomness Idol…
As well as a You Tube and a DA Comic series. You'll be seeing a lot of Random in your future, but for now, please enjoy chapter one of Randomness: The Road Trip!
Why are we going on this again?"
"It's been a very long time since we've gotten to on a vacation," Nebu shook her head, "And we need some relaxing time."
"Yeah. Being stuffed in a van. Real relaxing," Sasori scoffed. "Sounds like fun."
"Yeah. It'll be MORE fun when you're in the same bed as Deidara!" Tenn teased, and quickly ran off.
Sasori twitched as Nebu began laughing and followed Tenn into the parking lot to find a RV.
Kabuto was looking through the lot, shaking his head as he passed. Too small. Too ugly. Too... er... mutated. Too... whatever the hell it was supposed to resemble.
"Kabuto, look at this one," Nebu grinned, pointing to large, blue and white RV. "It's nice."
He checked inside. "Well, doesn't look like anything from the black lagoon. It's also big enough to fit us."
"YAY! WE GOT OUR RV!" Nebu cheered, running outside. She then tripped.
"... I wish I didn't have to drive."
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"Okay," Nebu sat down once everyone was boarded, "We're going to make lots of stops. Lots."
"That's a bit obvious, don't you think?" Itachi asked, glancing around.
"Shut it, weasel boy." Chibi narrowed her eyes. "We have to PLAN where we're going, too. We just can't decide to go in random order."
"Exactly," Garnet nodded. "So, what's our first stop?"
Nebu yanked out the list. "We're going to Coffeeville first."
The whole van dropped silent.
"... what?"
"Coffeeville, Alabama. We're going in Alphabetical order!" Sami jumped up. "WE'RE GONNA PARRRRRRRTY!"
Sasori slid down in his seat. "Please kill me."
"I thought you died already, Sasori." Kisame spoke up.
"The magic of Randomness brought him back to life!"
Sasori hit his head against the wall.
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The RV sped down the pavement as the others began to lay their bags into the rooms, and checking the cabinets and storing food inside.
"I never knew Alabama had a city named Coffeeville, un." Deidara commented, kicking his shoes off.
"Well, we didn't know that either," Kyra shrugged. "YAY FOR THE INTERNET!"
"WEW!" Sami ran around the van. "WE'RE GOING TO PIE TOWN, TOO!"
There was a long, creepy silence throughout the van. Sasori then thwacked Sami with a pillow.
"If we're going to pie town, you're being locked in the van, tied up and knocked out cold with a tranquilizer gun."
"RAPIST!"
"SAMI, SHUT UP!"
Kabuto's grip tightened on the steering wheel.
Oh, this trip was definitely going to be hell...
Ha-ha! Bet you guys can't wait for more! Well, you don't have to! Forward on to see chapter two! X)