Hiei's ABCs! YAY!! Oh, and he's drunk.
A is for arsonist, because that's Hiei's new job
B is for blood, which Hiei likes to see from his enemies
C is for coffin, where he puts the bodies in and hides them
D is for dead bodies, which Hiei likes to make everyday
E is for elf, which Hiei hates to be called
F is for fudge, which Hiei makes you do in your pants
G is for grudge, which Hiei holds against you when you don't buy him his sweet snow
H is for hugs, which Hiei despises
I is for ice cream, which Hiei enjoys the most
J is for Jagan, which Hiei uses to kill you with
K is for kill, which Hiei loves to do to people
L is for life, which Hiei takes away from you
M is for murder, which Hiei is wanted for in the Rekai, the Ningenkai, and the Makai
N is for nickel, which Hiei makes Kuwabara eat
O is for opponent, which Hiei kills all the time
P is for pee, which you do in your pants when Hiei has you cornered
Q is for quick, for when Hiei yells, "TOO QUICK FOR YOU!!"
R is for rig, which Hiei does when he wants to win a contest
S is for sweet snow, what Hiei loves to eat
T is for torture, what Hiei does to you when he has you captive
U is for umbrella, which Hiei hits you with
V is for vague, which Hiei wants to know what it means
W is for wrestle, which Hiei always does with Yusuke
X is for XD, when Hiei sees you suffering
Y is for yaoi, what Hiei reads in a magazine all day long
Z is for zzzZZZzzz...
Kurama: That was the worst ABCs of all time.
Hiei: I'm about to do 'k' to you, JJ!!
Me: I should leave. Bye!!
Hiei: Wait a minute, Bitch! What the hell is X supposed to be?
Kurama: Turn your head to the left, Hiei, and read it.
Hiei: (does what Kurama said) Oh...