This isn't mine, I saw it on NarutoCentral and started cracking up. I think all Naruto fans will enjoy this...including me XD
╥ Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
╥ Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
╥ Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
╥ Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
╥ Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan.
╥ Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
╥ Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
╥ Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names.
╥ Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
╥ Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
╥ Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
╥ Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
╥ Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
╥ Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
╥ Start to call your teachers Sennin.
╥ Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
╥ Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
╥ When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.
╥ Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
╥ Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
╥ Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura.
╥ Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
╥ Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
╥ Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
╥ Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.
╥ List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
╥ Can spout out a random character quote on command.
╥ Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
╥ Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
╥ Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why.
╥ Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
╥ Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
╥ Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
╥ Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
╥ Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way.
╥ When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
╥ Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
╥ When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
╥ Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
╥ Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.
╥ You refuse to have a girlfriend because you want to win Sakura's heart.
╥ You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
╥ You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
╥ You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
╥ You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
╥ You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
╥ You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
╥ You always wear green, skintight clothes.
╥ When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
╥ You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
╥ You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
╥ You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
╥ You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
╥ You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
╥ You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
╥ Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais"
╥ You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
╥ Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
╥ You faint when someone touches your forehead.
╥ You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
╥ You try to kill your brother every day.
╥ Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
╥ You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
╥ You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
╥ You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
╥ You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
╥ You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth.
╥ You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
╥ You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
╥ You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain.
╥ You always carry a large fan behind you.
╥ You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
╥ In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori"
╥ Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
╥ Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
╥ Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
╥ Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
╥ When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
╥ When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
╥ You name your pig Ton-ton.
╥ You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
╥ You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
╥ You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
╥ You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
╥ You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
╥ You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
╥ When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
╥ You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
╥ You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
╥ You have a frog wallet.
╥ Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
╥ You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.
╥ Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
╥ You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
╥ You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
╥ You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
╥ When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
╥ Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.
╥ You sneak up on anyone with bells on their pockets and try to steal them.
╥ You call your family your clan.
╥ You watch your dog pee and say "Dynamic Marking"
╥ Throw a blue balloon at someone and say "Rasengan"
╥ Name your dog Akamaru.
I hope you enjoyed it I'll post three other lists I found on Naruto central really soon