Me: Hmm… what Twilight related adventure should I go on today?
Jasper: I don't know…
Me: Jasper?
Jasper: Uhuh?
Me: How did you get in here?
Jasper: …
*I stare him down*
Jasper: OK! I'LL TELL YOU! JUST STOP WITH THE STARE! IT BUURRNNSS!
Me: ^^
Jasper: I flew…
Me: O.O What?
Jasper: I flew here.
Me: You mean on a plane right?
Jasper: Umm… yes?
Me: Jasper… you didn't come here on a plane did you?
*Jasper sighs*
Jasper: No…
Me: So, y-you flew here… by yourself… with no electronic equipment or anything?
Jasper: Ok, I'll tell you the truth but you can't tell anyone. Kay?
Me: …
*nods*
Jasper: I… have…
Me: Spit it out Jasper!
Jasper: WINGS!