Pasta vs. Hamburgers
Well this is what happens when a sick teenager is bored and alone up in her room. I feel like this idea has probably already been done before but oh well.
Warnings: Some racist slurs (don't take offense, I don't mean to offend anyone.) OOC Italy and possibly other characters, perverted France and slight Gerita.
"Hamburgers are amazing! Rich juicy meat, a nice slick tomato, ketchup and lettuce too! It's obviously the best food in the world. So shut up and accept it!" America shouted at the older Italian man while holding up one of his prized hamburgers. Italy huffed and shoved a bowl of pasta in his face.
"That's a lie! Look at this delectable meal, perfect for every occasion, ve!" He glared up at the American man not hesitating to defend his people's food. America scoffed and took a bite out of the burger, savoring its taste in his mouth.
"No way is that nasty mush of noodles and sauce better than my lovely hamburgers."
"Get that brown ball of grease out of my face, you idiot." Italy flinched back as America shoved the burger closer to his face, America's face reddened and her snarled defensively.
"Take that back, you stupid Guido!"
"Just because you can't handle the fact that you eat shit for food doesn't mean you can go around calling me that!"
America gaped at the insult to his food before giving Italy a cold look and shoving the hamburger in the unsuspecting man's face. Italy gagged a bit before his grabbed his bowl of pasta and without another thought dumped it on America's head.
Needless to say, both Italy and America began a full out food fight after that, the chucked food back and forth over and over again. The other countries sighed knowing the world meeting was over and began to talk to amongst themselves.
"Why is this important, can't they get along?" Russia sighed while adjusting his scarf.
"It's nice to see Italy stand up for by himself though instead of running to Germany like always." Japan smiled slightly as the cowardly country was beginning to get a back bone.
"I think the boy just really loves his pasta, aru." China smiled although he did secretly hope Japan was right.
"Pasta? Hamburgers? Isn't is obvious that love it the best food of all, honhonhon." France chuckled at his own innuendo, Britain turned to France with a frown and a glare.
"Shut up, you bloody git."
A large crash was heard from the other side of the room and they all looked over to see Italy on the ground holding is cheek with tears running down his face.
"Ve! Doitsu! America hit me!" The Italy sobbed and ran over to Germany and hugged his side.
"Honhonhon, spoke to soon, eh, Japan."
"Shut up."
"Wah, I hate you America!" Italy continued to crawl in Germany's lap while sobbing into his shirt. While the blonde country looked hopelessly lost and stuck between pushing Italy off and letting him stay.
"Awe, Don't worry America all you need is some nice hot make up sex with Italy, honhonhon." The perverted country then got several glares.
"Shut up, France." They all shouted.
So...What do you all think, Hamburgers or Pasta?
I vote tacos but that's just me. ^^