Hey guys. It is Lackingman here, and I have another fanfic for you all. This is a Supernatural fanfic that me and my friend, let's call him Foksy, thought up at 2 am, so don't judge this too harshly. Well, let's get this rolling. Disclaimer time!
Disclaimer: I own literally nothing
Foksy the Hyena was walking down the street. He had blonde hair, blue eyes and was a few inches above average height. He had a plain white T-shirt and blue jeans on. He saw a culvers, and just stared at it for a second.
"Fuck that. That place is basically bootleg Steak n' Shake." He said.
He then turned around, and walked two miles to the nearest Steak n' Shake.
Foksy walked into the Steak n' Shake, and was seated at a booth. He saw his friend Lucas sitting across the Steak n' Shake, eating some chilli cheese fries. Lucas was slightly Shorter than Foksy and had brown hair and eyes. He wore a black hoodie and blue jeans. Foksy got his food, and then Lucas noticed him. He walked over to Foksy.
"Hey, how have you been?" He asked as he moved to pat Foksy on the head.
"Don't touch my hair!" Foksy exclaimed, but, he was too late as, Lucas patted Foksy on the head.
Foksy's hair then fell off his head.
"I told you not to touch my hair! Now it is dead from fear!" Foksy yelled at Lucas.
"Mine too." Lucas said as his hair fell off.
Someone then walked into the Steak n' Shake, and ordered a milkshake. They then threw it at Foksy's head, and he immidiently forgot all about it becuase concussions. Lucas then pulled a knife out of his pocket, and threw it at the person. It imbedded itself in their throat. The whole diner was silent for a few seconds. A man in the back started playing Piano Man on his piano, and everyone then went back to their buissness. Sam and Dean Winchester then walked into the Steak n' Shake, and Sam pointed at Foksy.
"We need your help in tracking down a demon." Sam stated.
Foksy, who was a demon, then vanished from the diner. Castiel then dragged him back into the building. Sam then pointed at Lucas.
"What about you?" He questioned.
"Well, I am the son of Satan, and I am a fucking rebel. You tell me." He said.
Dean then shot Lucas becuase of what he said. Lucas turned into ash, and reapeared five feet away.
"Also I am half pheonix, but am still somehow half human. Therefore I am half human, half pheonix and half demon. I am told it was one hell of an orgy." Lucas stated.
Foksy then tried to teleport away again, but was stopped by Castiel.
"Stop that." Castiel said.
They then all got teleported to Japan, and a man was standing in front of Lucas. Lucifer then apeared next to Lucas.
"Kill him and you all will go back." He said.
Lucas then killed the man, but no one else saw Lucifer. It looked like Lucas just killed a random man. They were all teleported back to the Steak n' Shake, and Dean shot Lucas. Lucas then reapeared five feet away. Lucifer then reapeared, and was visable to everyone. He then explained what happend, and Lucas killed him afterwards. Then Castiel pulled Dean towards him, and they began making out. A fox then apeared near them.
"I have cups on my ears." It said.
"Who the hell are you?" Sam questioned.
"That is Greg. He is a homosexual fox from another dimension." Lucas explained.
"So, you are a gay fox?" Dean asked.
"That is redundent." Lucas stated.
"His existence is redundent." Foksy said.
Everyone then went their seperate ways. Lucas became the ruler of hell. Foksy got a job at the Steak n' Shake, and got a discount on the food items he purchased. Dean and Castiel adopted and raised a child. Sam got a house and tried to live a normal life. Greg became stuck in that dimension, and started looking for ways to get back.
End
Well that is all for this one shot. I literally have nothing to say here, besides, see you all in the next fanfiction. Bye.