Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, I don't own Burger King, and i have no IDEA who Rose is.If I did, I would make this into an episode, not a FAN fic.( And don't sue me, 'cause if you do, all yourdoing is wasting your time.)
Valon had a mission. Master Dartz had assigned him to do this task. He, and only he could complete such a vile mission. He had to, go…GROCERY SHOPPING! (Insert sinister music here.) Actually, Valon and Alister were just going to the supermarket to pick up some stuff for Dartz. "Just one stupid assignment after another." Alister mumbled as he and Valon walked across the parking lot. Valon smirked. "Then why don't you join Charlie's Angels for you dose of action? He asked. "Shut up!" yelled Alister, as he walked along kicking an old soda can. "Yah, well I wouldn't talk Crocodile Dundee!"
That wiped the smile off Valon's face. He looked down at the pavement. A seagull landed in front of him so he kicked it. The seagull returned the favor with an aerial bombing. "Yuck!" Valon yelled. Alister broke into hysterical laughter. "Shut up Shelia!" said Valon. "If I didn't think it was wrong to hit a lady, you'd be dead by now!" Valon used a tissue to clean up the mess. Finally, they were at the front of the supermarket.
Once inside, they got plenty of dirty looks from all the 'normal' people. They ignored them and got strait down to business. Valon took out Master Dartz's list. "Let's see, we need to get: sugar, butter, eggs and bread." he said, quickly scanning the list. "Three things we never have at our apartment, thanks to you." Said Alister, sounding annoyed. "Let's just get this over and done with, okay?" "Why? Late for you manicure?" asked Valon. "Let's go," said Alister, choosing to ignore Valon's last remark.
They got through shopping without further mishap, excluding the incident where Alister took his fury out on a random bag of flour. The flour bag burst, leaving a very white Alister with a lot of explaining to do. Valon thought the incident extremely funny, especially when Alister had to pay for the flour.
Alister and Valon stopped for a bite to eat at Burger King before heading back to present Master Dartz with his groceries. The cashier looked at Alister. "Good afternoon, and welcome to Burger King. What can I get for you miss?" She inquired. Valon collapsed into hysterical laughter. "She called you MISS! HAHAHAHAHA!" Alister could feel his face glowing red. "Sir, I am a man." He deliberately called her "sir" even though her nametag clearly stated, "Hello, my name is Rose." "Oh," she said. The cashier blushed. "Forgive me sir, what would you like to order?"
They ordered and ate the food, and were getting up to leave when a seagull flew into the glass wall of Burger King. "Look Valon, your best (and only) friend is back!" remarked Alister. "Shut up, Alister," growled Valon. "At least I have friends, the way you dress, people would mistake you for a whore any day. Remember that time when you were walking and that guy pulled up beside you in his Limo and…" "Okay, yah I remember." Said Alister a little to loudly. "Let's just go." He said grabbing his trash and putting it on his tray.
"Excellent work, you two, I really am proud." Said Dartz with a grin. The groceries were delivered and Dartz was pleased. Alister and Valon were in Dartz's conference room. "I didn't think you could do it without Raphael to walk you through everything. Now, I have a bigger assignment for you."
I'll write more if you R&R. (I know, I suck, just please?) flame me if you want.