Losing my mind.
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Ron Weasley, is now 23 and has no knowledge of the wizarding world anymore. What happens when he is framed for a murder he didn't commit and thrown back into the wizarding world?
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1/11
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Chapter one: Introducing the forgetful one, the coffee addict, and the one who just can't get any respect.
"RON" "Ron get out of the way!" "Watch out!" "Behind you Ron!"
Twenty-three year old Ron opened his eyes and gasped for air. He had had the dream again. The same one he always had. There were voices he couldn't recognize screaming for him to look out. He pushed over the covers that lay half on him, half on the floor. He ran his fingers though his bright red hair and looked up towards the window. The rain was coming down in buckets.
"What a day to have to work." he sighed
He had been working for the police the last few years. They set him up after he was thrown in jail. It hadn't been his fault. He couldn't remember what had happened. He couldn't remember alot of things. He had come to the conclusion that his name was Ron. After all the dreams of nightmares carved it into his memory. Yet that was all he could remember.
He sat up placing his feet on the always freezing floor. He walked over to the telephone and clicked the answering machine on as he went to the fridge to get a glass of milk.
"Ron, It's Marius, Your not up yet so I took the liberty of checking what your suppose to do today. It turns out there was a complaint down on privet Drive. Seems somebody had a complaint about a brake in. To me though, The guy looks like he's the lying type. Didn't tell me about anything that was stolen, only said he knew who did it. Apparently the boy they use to have in the house named Harry had a friend of his break in after he was kicked out. Around your age I reckon, thought you never told us how old you really are. Anyways. Get down here lickity split or the boss will fire your ass before you can say paycheck."
The machine made a beeping noise and then there was nothing else. Ron groaned and set his cup down on the corner of the counter. He walked back towards his room, to the dresser and pulled a shirt on over his head. He really didn't care about what his jeans were looking like at this moment, he wasn't going to waste time putting on some clean one's if he was already wearing a pair. His fingers smoothed down his hair as grabbed his badge and other necessities from the dresser with his left hand.
Glancing one last time up at the mirror and walked out of the room and once his key's were in his hand he was out the door. It wasn't much of a walk to the station. It had become more of a pain then a real walk. Ever day he would have to walk down there and for what. To do nothing, but go see what all the fuss was about. This truly wasn't police work at all.
When he entered the office Marius turned to him.
"Guess who's going with you." he said, the sarcasm already apparent in his voice.
"You?" Ron asked.
"Would you like to try for the thirty-five dollar question now?" Marius joked.
"So your coming with me then. What about Clancy?" Ron asked, looking over Marius' shoulder.
His usual partner was drowning himself in coffee and waved towards them when he saw the two looking.
"I think your partners had one to many coffee's today Ron." Marius said turning to face the red head.
"Well he's coming is he not?"
Marcus bit his lip. "Yeah, probably get us into more trouble then he already has."
"What do you mean."
"He told the people at Privet Drive to go blow themselves and when they heard that... well let's just say they weren't the most happy people in the world."
"Clancy!" Ron shouted at the man, He looked up at them again from his coffee and walked over avoiding the desks.
"Hey Ron, heard you slept in again." Clancy grinned wildly.
"Once again I ask. Tell me your not gay today."
Clancy shook his head. "Not yet at least."
"All right, we should get going before the boss has our heads." Marius walked out the doors of the station and towards a car.
"Right." Ron agreed, as they headed towards the car.
"So Ron, why did you sleep in this morning? Get lucky last night?" Clancy asked taking the front seat next to the driver.
"No. just couldn't sleep I guess."
"No suprise. Did you have a nightmare baby?" Marius said making a small going noise that resembled a baby.
"Yes actually I did!" Ron shouted at him, taking the back seat of the car.
"About?" Clancy asked curiously.
"About you and me on a beach telling each other we loved one another." Ron said. "Honestly you guys always have to mettle in my life don't you."
"Oh look Marius our baby is all grown up." Clancy mocked him.
Ron leaned back in the seat ignoring the two in the front seats laughing at him.
"I recognized her voice. I know her from somewhere."
"Got yourself a girlfriend yet then?" Marius asked, turning a corner towards Privet Drive.
"No. I prefer not to get involved."
"Well. You know what I think." Clancy said calmly. "I think this nightmare was caused by yourself."
"What do you mean?" asked a now very involved Ron.
"I think." Clancy turned to him. "I think you need to get laid."
Ron hit him in the head. "Shut up."
Clancy and Marius just laughed harder, as they turned to final corner towards number four Privet Drive.
"That's the place."
Ron nodded. "Right."
"Let's go." Marius said, parking infront of the house.
The three fellow cops got out of the car and walked towards the house in silence. Clancy coughed once as Marius knocked on the door and it was opened immediately.
"Hello sir. We got a complaint that someone was trying to brake into your house this morning." Marius explained politely.
"It's about time you showed up," The man said. "There's nothing you can do now though. Maybe if you had arrived earlier then maybe we would have the fiend in jail."
"Sir. Please calm down."
"You know you shouldn't be this upset over a material possession. Just don't get your nickers in a twist. We'll find the person responsible." Clancy said.
The man turned towards him. His expression betrayed his feelings towards the cocky cop.
"What was stolen any way?" asked Ron, weaving his way through the group towards Mr. Dursley.
"Something that belonged to my son. All his sweets were stolen and replaced with horrible things that made him dreadfully sick."
Ron looked at the man in confusion. He felt like he wanted to laugh, but this wasn't the time to be laughing at a sick boy.
"I want you lazy cops to...." Mr. Dursley looked up at Ron suddenly quite frightened.
"You dare show your face around my family again. It was you wasn't it. You freak!"
"Sir Would you kindly shut up I don't like to be called a freak." Ron shouted, when suddenly Mr. Dursley looked like someone had taken out his voice box. He was yelling insults at them but they could only see his mouth movements and heard no sound.
"That's more like it." Clancy said, not even noticing the odds of the situation.
"We'll get the bottom of this sir. I assure you. The boy will be caught." Marius replied.
Mr. Dursley pointed again at Ron almost furiously, and slowly mouthed the words 'him' to them all.
Ron glared at the man. "You can't possibly think I did this! there's no way, I've never met you....Harry....." Ron suddenly stopped in mid- sentence and his memory flashed before his eyes.
*****
"HELLO? HELLO? CAN YOU HEAR ME? I-WANT-TO-TALK-TO- HARRY -POTTER!"
"WHO IS THIS?" the person on the other end yelled "WHO ARE YOU?"
"RON-WEASLEY. I'M-A-FRIEND-OF-HARRY'S-FROM-SCHOOL-"
"THERE'S NO HARRY POTTER HERE! I DON'T KNOW WHAT SCHOOL YOUR TALKING ABOUT! NEVER CONTACT MY FAMILY AGAIN! DON'T YOU COME NEAR MY FAMILY !"
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"Ron you can't be serious. I can't believe you'd actually forget about me." the girls voice was apparent to Ron again.
"Forget about you. Never." He heard a voice that shouldn't all to familiar.
'that's me' Ron thought threw the dream.
"I would hope not." the girl's voice came again. "You would have a hard time forgetting me wouldn't you now."
"Of course Hermione."
"What an irresponsible husband you are." Hermione's voice said softly.
"Only because of you Hermione." he laughed.
"Oh Ron..
*****
"RON!!!"
Ron's eyes shot open and looked up to see Clancy holding him up and Marius both looking down at him in concern.
"Ron are you alright buddy?" asked Clancy concerned.
"What happened?" asked Ron, trying to stand up straight.
"You blacked out or something." Marius replied.
"Get off my lawn!" Mr. Dursley's voice came over them.
Marius looked at Clancy and then back towards Ron. "Do you have any idea why you did that?"
Ron shook his head. "I...." He looked towards Mr. Dursley who was now looking with discust at him.
"Harry?" he asked
Mr. Dursley raised an eyebrow. "That's right."
"Harry...Potter?" Ron asked.
"Yes. Dreadful boy, and so are you. Your family braking into our house like that. The horrible phone call. That was all you. Your the one who broke into my house and made Deadly sick!"
Clancy let go of Ron and walked straight up to Mr. Dursley punching him square in the face.
"I don't care who you are. No one insults my partner!"
Mr. Dursley backed into his house in fear and slammed the door.
"Let's get out of here." Marius said, ignoring Clancy's sudden act against the law.
The two helped Ron walked back towards the back seat of the car. When they got in they didn't say anything till Marius broke the sudden silence.
"Harry Potter. Ron you didn't do anything did you?"
"I...no I was at home all night last night. You've got to believe me, I swear."
Clancy leaned around towards the back seat. "Like I said. You need to get laid buddy."
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Ron Weasley, is now 23 and has no knowledge of the wizarding world anymore. What happens when he is framed for a murder he didn't commit and thrown back into the wizarding world?
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1/11
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Chapter one: Introducing the forgetful one, the coffee addict, and the one who just can't get any respect.
"RON" "Ron get out of the way!" "Watch out!" "Behind you Ron!"
Twenty-three year old Ron opened his eyes and gasped for air. He had had the dream again. The same one he always had. There were voices he couldn't recognize screaming for him to look out. He pushed over the covers that lay half on him, half on the floor. He ran his fingers though his bright red hair and looked up towards the window. The rain was coming down in buckets.
"What a day to have to work." he sighed
He had been working for the police the last few years. They set him up after he was thrown in jail. It hadn't been his fault. He couldn't remember what had happened. He couldn't remember alot of things. He had come to the conclusion that his name was Ron. After all the dreams of nightmares carved it into his memory. Yet that was all he could remember.
He sat up placing his feet on the always freezing floor. He walked over to the telephone and clicked the answering machine on as he went to the fridge to get a glass of milk.
"Ron, It's Marius, Your not up yet so I took the liberty of checking what your suppose to do today. It turns out there was a complaint down on privet Drive. Seems somebody had a complaint about a brake in. To me though, The guy looks like he's the lying type. Didn't tell me about anything that was stolen, only said he knew who did it. Apparently the boy they use to have in the house named Harry had a friend of his break in after he was kicked out. Around your age I reckon, thought you never told us how old you really are. Anyways. Get down here lickity split or the boss will fire your ass before you can say paycheck."
The machine made a beeping noise and then there was nothing else. Ron groaned and set his cup down on the corner of the counter. He walked back towards his room, to the dresser and pulled a shirt on over his head. He really didn't care about what his jeans were looking like at this moment, he wasn't going to waste time putting on some clean one's if he was already wearing a pair. His fingers smoothed down his hair as grabbed his badge and other necessities from the dresser with his left hand.
Glancing one last time up at the mirror and walked out of the room and once his key's were in his hand he was out the door. It wasn't much of a walk to the station. It had become more of a pain then a real walk. Ever day he would have to walk down there and for what. To do nothing, but go see what all the fuss was about. This truly wasn't police work at all.
When he entered the office Marius turned to him.
"Guess who's going with you." he said, the sarcasm already apparent in his voice.
"You?" Ron asked.
"Would you like to try for the thirty-five dollar question now?" Marius joked.
"So your coming with me then. What about Clancy?" Ron asked, looking over Marius' shoulder.
His usual partner was drowning himself in coffee and waved towards them when he saw the two looking.
"I think your partners had one to many coffee's today Ron." Marius said turning to face the red head.
"Well he's coming is he not?"
Marcus bit his lip. "Yeah, probably get us into more trouble then he already has."
"What do you mean."
"He told the people at Privet Drive to go blow themselves and when they heard that... well let's just say they weren't the most happy people in the world."
"Clancy!" Ron shouted at the man, He looked up at them again from his coffee and walked over avoiding the desks.
"Hey Ron, heard you slept in again." Clancy grinned wildly.
"Once again I ask. Tell me your not gay today."
Clancy shook his head. "Not yet at least."
"All right, we should get going before the boss has our heads." Marius walked out the doors of the station and towards a car.
"Right." Ron agreed, as they headed towards the car.
"So Ron, why did you sleep in this morning? Get lucky last night?" Clancy asked taking the front seat next to the driver.
"No. just couldn't sleep I guess."
"No suprise. Did you have a nightmare baby?" Marius said making a small going noise that resembled a baby.
"Yes actually I did!" Ron shouted at him, taking the back seat of the car.
"About?" Clancy asked curiously.
"About you and me on a beach telling each other we loved one another." Ron said. "Honestly you guys always have to mettle in my life don't you."
"Oh look Marius our baby is all grown up." Clancy mocked him.
Ron leaned back in the seat ignoring the two in the front seats laughing at him.
"I recognized her voice. I know her from somewhere."
"Got yourself a girlfriend yet then?" Marius asked, turning a corner towards Privet Drive.
"No. I prefer not to get involved."
"Well. You know what I think." Clancy said calmly. "I think this nightmare was caused by yourself."
"What do you mean?" asked a now very involved Ron.
"I think." Clancy turned to him. "I think you need to get laid."
Ron hit him in the head. "Shut up."
Clancy and Marius just laughed harder, as they turned to final corner towards number four Privet Drive.
"That's the place."
Ron nodded. "Right."
"Let's go." Marius said, parking infront of the house.
The three fellow cops got out of the car and walked towards the house in silence. Clancy coughed once as Marius knocked on the door and it was opened immediately.
"Hello sir. We got a complaint that someone was trying to brake into your house this morning." Marius explained politely.
"It's about time you showed up," The man said. "There's nothing you can do now though. Maybe if you had arrived earlier then maybe we would have the fiend in jail."
"Sir. Please calm down."
"You know you shouldn't be this upset over a material possession. Just don't get your nickers in a twist. We'll find the person responsible." Clancy said.
The man turned towards him. His expression betrayed his feelings towards the cocky cop.
"What was stolen any way?" asked Ron, weaving his way through the group towards Mr. Dursley.
"Something that belonged to my son. All his sweets were stolen and replaced with horrible things that made him dreadfully sick."
Ron looked at the man in confusion. He felt like he wanted to laugh, but this wasn't the time to be laughing at a sick boy.
"I want you lazy cops to...." Mr. Dursley looked up at Ron suddenly quite frightened.
"You dare show your face around my family again. It was you wasn't it. You freak!"
"Sir Would you kindly shut up I don't like to be called a freak." Ron shouted, when suddenly Mr. Dursley looked like someone had taken out his voice box. He was yelling insults at them but they could only see his mouth movements and heard no sound.
"That's more like it." Clancy said, not even noticing the odds of the situation.
"We'll get the bottom of this sir. I assure you. The boy will be caught." Marius replied.
Mr. Dursley pointed again at Ron almost furiously, and slowly mouthed the words 'him' to them all.
Ron glared at the man. "You can't possibly think I did this! there's no way, I've never met you....Harry....." Ron suddenly stopped in mid- sentence and his memory flashed before his eyes.
*****
"HELLO? HELLO? CAN YOU HEAR ME? I-WANT-TO-TALK-TO- HARRY -POTTER!"
"WHO IS THIS?" the person on the other end yelled "WHO ARE YOU?"
"RON-WEASLEY. I'M-A-FRIEND-OF-HARRY'S-FROM-SCHOOL-"
"THERE'S NO HARRY POTTER HERE! I DON'T KNOW WHAT SCHOOL YOUR TALKING ABOUT! NEVER CONTACT MY FAMILY AGAIN! DON'T YOU COME NEAR MY FAMILY !"
*****
"Ron you can't be serious. I can't believe you'd actually forget about me." the girls voice was apparent to Ron again.
"Forget about you. Never." He heard a voice that shouldn't all to familiar.
'that's me' Ron thought threw the dream.
"I would hope not." the girl's voice came again. "You would have a hard time forgetting me wouldn't you now."
"Of course Hermione."
"What an irresponsible husband you are." Hermione's voice said softly.
"Only because of you Hermione." he laughed.
"Oh Ron..
*****
"RON!!!"
Ron's eyes shot open and looked up to see Clancy holding him up and Marius both looking down at him in concern.
"Ron are you alright buddy?" asked Clancy concerned.
"What happened?" asked Ron, trying to stand up straight.
"You blacked out or something." Marius replied.
"Get off my lawn!" Mr. Dursley's voice came over them.
Marius looked at Clancy and then back towards Ron. "Do you have any idea why you did that?"
Ron shook his head. "I...." He looked towards Mr. Dursley who was now looking with discust at him.
"Harry?" he asked
Mr. Dursley raised an eyebrow. "That's right."
"Harry...Potter?" Ron asked.
"Yes. Dreadful boy, and so are you. Your family braking into our house like that. The horrible phone call. That was all you. Your the one who broke into my house and made Deadly sick!"
Clancy let go of Ron and walked straight up to Mr. Dursley punching him square in the face.
"I don't care who you are. No one insults my partner!"
Mr. Dursley backed into his house in fear and slammed the door.
"Let's get out of here." Marius said, ignoring Clancy's sudden act against the law.
The two helped Ron walked back towards the back seat of the car. When they got in they didn't say anything till Marius broke the sudden silence.
"Harry Potter. Ron you didn't do anything did you?"
"I...no I was at home all night last night. You've got to believe me, I swear."
Clancy leaned around towards the back seat. "Like I said. You need to get laid buddy."