Welcome people to the Tokyo mew mew show! I'm your host Hoshi (star)! You send us your dares and Q's and if they are evil enough we will tell the cast of Tokyo mew mew to do them. Okay let's get started!
First we have a dare for . . . ME!? Oh no this is ok "tell Ichigo that Masya is gay." I can do that!
(Ichigo and Masya walk out on stage)
(I take Ichigo away from Masya and talk to her alone)
Me: Ichigo I know you're married to Masya but he is hiding something and I feel you need to know.
Ichigo: what!? Please don't tell me he is still the Deep Blue.
Me: no worse! He . . . is gay!
Ichigo: . . .
Masya: it's true!
Me: what the hell are you serious!?
Masya: yah Kish is hot!
Ichigo: you're kidding right?
Masya: no I'm serious
Ichigo: oh my god! (Runs off stage crying)
Me: my friend hates Ichigo so I don't care
Me: ok let's get our next group out here Tart, Pudding, Mint, Zakuro, and Kish!
Me: first we have a Q for Pudding and Tart
Pudding: what is it?
Me: Tart "do you like Pudding?"
Tart: . . .
Tart: what the hell kind of a question is that?
Me: one to get you pissed!
Tart: no way I hate Pudding!
Pudding: waaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Tart: what? What did I do?
Me: you made Pudding cry!
Tart: . . . yes!
Me: ok next is for Mint!
Mint: what is it?
Me: it's a Q "are you a lesbian?"
Mint: what!?
Me: for some reason people think you're a lesbian
Mint: just because I love Zakuro! . . . Ooops
Me: holy crap you are!
Zakuro: I thought she was just another crazed fan!
Me: apparently not!
Zakuro: oh my god!
(Every one starts freaking out)
Me: ok, ok let's just get on with it we have a Q for Kish
Kish: god dammit
Me: it's from my friend Amanda
Kish: why me?
Me: the Q is "will you go out with me?" god dammit Amanda!
Kish: what!?
Me: I got like 30 of these things holy crap dude!
Kish: what!?
Me: huh well that's all for today see you next time!
Kish: what!?
Me: shut up Kish!