KRILLIN'S WANDERING HANDS
This is dedicated to my very few fans. This story explains a dream I had while I was vacationing in Greece after getting drunk (I don't know what it was, all I remember is putting 600oz of coke in it.)
Chi-Chi was having a party to congratulate Gohan in his academic success. Even Son Goku was given another day of life. When he arrived he brought a very special guest, Uncle Radditz. It seemed Radditz had changed his ways and they were allowing bygones to be bygones.
Next to arrive was Krillin and Master Roshi. Krillin almost peed his pants when he saw Radditz but Master Roshi gave him a slap on the head and told him he was more powerful then him even if Krillin's maximum power was only 16,500 in DBZ. A few unknown characters that seemed to be high-school friends of Gohan also came
Next to arrive was Chibi Trunks, Bulma, and Vegeta. Vegeta was utterly surprised to see Radditz back from the dead. Because Radditz was so weak, Vegeta fired his Big Bang Attack at him but since he was already dead, it had no effect. Radditz was about to do his faggy "Keep your eyes on the birdy move", but Chi-Chi grabbed his tale and literally took away any pride he had left.
Every body was here and the party began. Gohan was being a boring nerd as usual until Son Goku announced that this wasn't a regular party… it was a keg party. Kegs filled with Rum mixed with Scotch mixed with Techuila. Now the party was beginning to get interesting.
Krillin promised himself that he wouldn't drink but made the excuse that he was parched. He drank a total of 3 kegs. The only reason he wasn't dead was because he was a super-human. He was now piss drunk. He was hitting on what he believed was a hot girl. He made his move and touched her private parts. They went into Chi-Chi's bedroom and started to make love. The hot girl then said, "I didn't know you swung that way." Krillin was confused and his vision immediately came back to normal. He wasn't having sex with a hot girl. He was having sex with Radditz.
"I went to 2nd base with a guy?!!?" Krillin threw up all over Radditz and himself which drowned Krillin.
That should have been in Kill em all. Drowning in your own puke. Hmmmm… I wonder if Shakespeare like killing his favorite characters.