Me: Yay! I are back!
Everyone: NOOOOOO!
Me: I'm not that bad am I..?
Faclo: Yes, you are.
Me: Hmph...Well...Uhm...HMPH!
Anyway - this is indeed a story of a little late night truth or dare game, but, it's not totally abonoxious or random. Some parts are a little bit freaky, creepy and just plain odd, but, still...I'm trying to keep it contained
As metioned this IS a Samus/Zelda ficcy - yes a SHOUJO-AI pairing! If you don't like Shoujo-ai, then you are free to go away and NOT to flame about it on my story. If you do I will wrap you up in toilet paper and beat you with a toiler seat (Tryn likes bolding, italicsizing and underlining words)
Constuctive Critisism are welcome but flames aren't. There is a differance between the two
Disclaimer - Tryn do not owe Super Smash Brothers Melee - if she did it would only be about Samus and Zelda XD
It was late at night. Most of the smashers were tired and fatigued to stay awake any longer. It was indeed a rough day on the battle fields.
However, seven smashers were awake. They were still full of energy and would not allow sleeping to envelope them just yet. They lay scattered acorss the floor, sofa, table and in one case - someone's lap.
"I'm Bored!" the blue birded bomber exclaimed loudly, sprawled out on the darkened room's floor. "I thought I told you to shut-up..." a paticular blue haired warrior said annoyed, sighing quietly, sitting on the sofa, his elbow resting on the sofa's arm, holding his head up.
"We could all play a board game!" Suggested the blond haired mushroom princess, turning on another lamp to lighten the room and resuming her place on the floor, sitting next to her royal blonde companion, Zelda. The rest of the smashers heeded a groan, promoting their dis-approval to Peach.
"Board games? Come on Peach...Those things are lame...!" Link remarked digging his fingers into his short blonde hair, repulsed by the idea. Samus second the notion, adding "Besides...Falco always cheats."
"No, you guys just always suck!" Falco triggered, sitting up glaring venomesly at the blonde space protecter. Samus returned the toxic stare, tightening her fist in mid-air for Falco to see.
"Don't worry about it..." Zelda breathed scarcely, looking up at Samus enchantedly (Btw, Samus is sitting on the Sofa's arm).
"Pichu, Pi chu!" The little electric pokemon squealed brightly in Zelda's lap. Zelda grinned down at the cute mouse-like creature and nuzzled her fingers through his short yellow hair. Peach, smiled down at the pokemon herself, melted by the rodents cute remark, reaching towards him and tickled his tummy. The male smashers rolled their eyes.
"Your all just jealous becuase Pichu is in Zelda's lap and you guys aren't!" Peach stated playfully. Samus giggled when she saw the burnt faces on Link and Marth. "I couldn't give less of a rat's ass" Falco said rudely but smoothly. Peached 'hmphed' and went back to playing with the little Pichu.
"I Know!" Link bursted spontaneously, almost jumping up from the floor. "We could play...Spin, The, Bottle!" He said pausing, saying the last three words as a threat to everyone, smiling greedily, looking over to Zelda. Peach admired the idea, but Samus and Zelda rejected it. "What?" Link protested. "Falco can't cheat at it." Link pointed out as Falco punched Link in the arm bitterly.
"Why don't we just watch Falco punch Link all night?" Samus suggested, grinning. Falco endoresed the idea but cracking his knuckles unpleasently, glaring at Link with an uneasy smile. "Sounds like a good idea..." Marth said, rasing his head, favouring the idea himself.
Pichu dug his chibi head into Zelda's abdomen timidly, as Zelda stroked his back reasuringly. "Why don't we just play Truth or Dare instead..." Zelda quietly asked, trying to change the subject.
"Yeah!" Falco exclaimed. "I've always wanted to know who Samus really likes" Falco chuckled darkly, as Samus cringed at the thought. Marth and Link shared their thoughts. "Truth or Dare? That is such a cliché" Marth said dismissing the idea. "Yeah, and It's boring!" Link added. Falco swiftly turned to Link and Marth and gave them a dirty look. "You dumbass' " Falco said grabbing Marth and Link by the collar of their shirts and pulled them off into the Kitchen for a second to discuss a strategic plan.
Samus Peach and Zelda watched Link and Marth being lugged away by Falco. "Oh...kaaaay." Samus said rasing an eyebrow. "Who DO you like anyway Samus? Link, Marth, Roy-" Peach started naming the male smashers. "I Don't Like Anyone!" Samus interupted instantly, refusing to answer truthfully. Zelda glanced at Peach. "Maybe she likes a girl..." She stated thoughtfully, careful to not offend Samus. "Oh whatever Zelda..." Samus groaned turning her face away, crossing her arms.
"What should we ask the boys when they come back?" Peach asked the other girls, wanting to plan before hand. "Hmm..." Samus and Zelda hummed as the thought provoked their imaginations. "How about we make one of them kiss each-other!" Samus stated, getting off the sofa's arm and took a seat with the two other girls forming a circle between the girls. "Ooohh! Devious Samus!" Peach beamed, delighted by the idea. Zelda giggled a bit. "You do know, they'll get back at us right?" "Yes, but that's why we must plan to get at them now..." Peach retored, almost secretly.
"God! What the Hell Is Wrong With You Guys?" Falco boomed in the Kitchen pacing back and forth, dissapointed in the two boys. "What the Hell Is Wrong With YOU Falco?" Link stated Angrily. "Truth or Dare SUCKS!" He included as Marth nodded in agreement. Falco sighed heavily. "Truth and Dare is the only game where we can extract the Truth from those three and Dare them to do incredible things!" Falco explained, trying to contain his anger. "Like What?" The two swordsmens asked in unison, curious to Falco's idea.
"What do you two ALWAYS want?" Falco asked smiling mischeveiously. "I always want food..." replied Link. "Me too..." Said Marth. "Ugh! You guys are hopeless-BESIDES Food?" Falco demanded again. "Uhhhm..." Marth and Link tried to think. Falco crossed him arms inpatiently. "Does the name, Zelda, ring a bell to you nitwits?" Falco uttered coldly. Marth and Link exchanged glances, shrugging thier shoulders. "Haven't you both wanted to, say, I don't know...Make-out with her by chance?" Falco clued in, very annoyed. Link and Marth finally clicked in "Oh Yeah!" They both said, now finally observing the good side to the game.
"But...Girls usually say Truth instead of Dare." Link pouted remebering. "Maybe we can install a rule for that..." Falco solved, stroking his feathered chin. "They only get three Truth turns each...How about that?" Falco offered, the rule as Marth and Link nodded with enthusiasm. "What about Samus and Peach? What could we plan for her?" Marth asked curiously. The boys pondered the though, trying to think up of something sinister "I say we make them kiss Zelda" Falco suggested grinning evily. "Good idea..." Link said, wondering what it looked like having two blond girls kiss each-other. "Right, are we agreed then boys?" Falco asked the two and all agreed. The girls were gonna get it.
The three chuckled and giggled amongst themselves, thinking up intresting, disgusting and, need I say, erotic things for the boys to do for them. "How about we make Link and Marth both make-out with Zelda?" Peach conveyed to Samus playfully. Zelda buried her head into her hands sighing as Samus grinning. "Sounds intriging..." She said tilted her head. "You guys-" Zelda started, interupted but the re-entrance of the boys. "We have decided to play Truth or Dare" Falco annouced as if he were a leader of some sort. "But...You can only ask a 'Truth' question three times each, then you have to do a dare." Falco said forcefully. The girls nodded, all eager to start the game right away.
Everyone co-operatly sat in a circle, debating on who should go first. "I'll Go First!" Peach's voice rang out forcefully, drowning out everyone else voices. "Falco, Truth or Dare?" Peach asked suddenly as everyone else shut-up and listened intently. Falco tilted his head up cockily. "Dare!" he said boldly trying to impress everyone. Peach grinnind as Samus leaned in to whisper in Peach's ear. "Make him do something Dirty! Like...Humping Link!" Samus whispered her hand covering her mouth and Peach's ear. Marth and Link glaces over at each-other, scared of Samus' expression on her face.
"Not just yet..." Peach calmly replied, thinking up of an idea. "We'll start off slow, then build up to a climax." She murmed to the bounty hunter. Samus flung her head back in dissapointment, really wanting to see Falco embarass himself terribly.
"Falco..." Peach started as everyong heaved in a breath of anticipation. "I dare you to..." Peach said trailing off her sentece, leaving everyone on a cliff of Suspence. "hump that wall..." She said giggling to herself. Samus rolled her eyes and Zelda retreaved her attention to the little Pichu in her arms, not wanting to see.
Marth and Link exploded with laughter, but Falco silenced them with a loud bark. He grunted to himself getting up off of the floor and walked hesitantly to the wall. "It could be worse...It could be worse..." Falco repeated to himself placing his feather hands on the wall. He stalled for a long period of time. "What are you waiting for Falco? Do It!" Samus cheered happily followed by hoots and hallors from Marth and Link. Falco embarassingly thrusted his hips agaisnt the wall, rocking his body around, his eyes shut tightly, not allowing himself to see.
Peach encouraged Zelda to look up, but as she did, Falco pulled away instantly snorting greatly. "Your next, Aran..." Falco leered lethaly at the blond who was still giggling. Link and Marth hushed up imediately as Falco took his seat between the two. "Samus, Truth or Dare" Falco said with an erie stillness to his voice. Samus rolled her head back trying to think. "Dare." She said smiling, fearless of Falco. "Fine...I dare you to kiss Zelda - And to hold the kiss with her for five loooong seconds." Falco snapped diabolicly.
Samus sat motionless. "That's it?" She remarked, the dare didn't even seem to sting her in any way. "You might be okay with it...But is she?" Falco replied pointing to the wide eyed hylian Princess. Samus glaced over to her friend. "Oh yeah..." she murmered quietly to herself. The blue feathered bird sat back, amused with himself. 'This is only the beginning, Aran...' he though mentally to himself as he watched Samus crawl over to the paralyzed princess.
"Zelda, it's only for five seconds." Samus tried to reasure, placing a hand on her shoulder. Zelda didn't say anything. She looked up at Samus and nodded knowingly. Marth and Link sat forward, readying themselves to see the two girls kiss. Samus slowly inched her face towards Zelda's, as their lips nearly touched Samus withdrew her head swiftly to regroup herself "Crap!" she excliamed. "What's wrong Samus?" Zelda asked, but Samus shook her head "Nothing" she responded. "Come on! Kiss Already!" Falco bellowed hot-tempered. Samus sneered at him and refocused herself on her kiss with Zelda. Samus sealed her eyes shut and thrusted her face towards the young Hylian princess' mouth, lips connected
Zelda was shocked. Another girl kissing her? No way! Zelda tried to hide her fear and tried to shuffle closer to Samus, hiding her face. Seconds felt like minutes, then soon Zelda felt herself drifting into a realm she never crossed before. Her eyelids grew heavy sinking down her eyes only to halfway. A uneasy but pleasruing wave wrecklessly blitzed throught-out her body, blocking her senses from reality. Sinking into a plush, protected, and arousing would, inhabitent by her and Samus, she resisted herself not to moan. Zelda was teetring over a cliff of intimacy until Samus pulled away. "There, five seonds you cold hearted prick!" Samus roared at Falco. Zelda sat motionlessly, still overwhelmed from the kiss. "Wow..." Was the only word to escape the princess' mouth as she placed a hand to her lips. "That was...Amazing..." Zelda said to herself as her thoughts were interupted by Samus' voice. "Marth, truth or dare?" Samus asked not a bit phased by what just happened. Zelda glanced over at Samus then stood up with the little Pichu in her arms.
"Where are you going Zelda?" Link asked as everyone looked up at her. "I'm just going to put Pi-chu to bed..." She said softly, turning on her heels and wondered off to the little Poke-mon's room. "Right, Truth or Dare Marth?" Samus repeated, as Marth replied truth, nervous of what he might do if he had said dare.
Zelda slowly ascended the staircase to the upper level of Pi-chu's room, her thoughts twisting around what had just happened. "Samus..." She quietly said the name, storking Pichu's back as she concluded her path to the top of the stairs. She slowly glided over to the Pokemon's room, and the door creaked open, just enough for Zelda's slim frame to pass by in. She walked over to the little electric bolt decorated bed and pulled the covers back. She gingerly placed the pokemon on the fluffy matress dressed with soft silk-like sheets. Pichu gestured tiredly, thanking Zelda. The princess grined tenderly pulling the covers over his mini body. She gently leaned in and planted a small kiss on his forhead, followed by a comforting carass across his head "Good night..." She spoke velvetly, exiting the pokemons room, closing the door behind her.
Zelda heaved a sigh, still remeber the kiss Samus gave her and the tornado of emotiong she felt. She replayed the moment mentally, closing her eyes, recalling the full detail of the kiss. Zelda shook her head trying to forget it. It was just dare after all. Nothing was meant by it. was it? Nah, couldn't be. Zelda concluded, returning to the other five, noticing the others gawking, and teasing Marth greatly "What's going on?" Zelda asked, taking her seat next to Peach.
"Oh my god! Okay, Zelda" Peach started hyperly. "Marth said truth, right? And then Samus is all like 'Okay Marth who do YOU like?' and then he wouldn't answer forever and then he finally blurted out your name!" Peach squealed excited. "Isn't that cute?" she aww'ed patting Zelda's back. Zelda glanced away "Yeah, sure, I guess..." she said stiffly. "Ironic he says that after Samus kisses you." Peach said chuckling to herself. Marth sat in embarassment as Link and Falco teased him heavily.
Marth waited for everyone to cool off. "Zelda, truth or dare?" he asked, averting his attention back to the game. "Uh...Truth." she stated, resting her head on Peach's shoulder. Marth flushed slightly as he spoke. "Do you...Uhm..Like me in return..?" He said bashfully as everyone's attention was directed at Zelda. She searched her thoughts for a second. She'd want to say yes to spare Marth total embarassment, but truth is she only liked him as a friend. She flipped between the two answers she could give and ended with a responce "I...Like you..but platonically..." She stammered quietly, hoping she didn't hurt Marth too much.
Falco and Link pointed and laughed at Marth. "Ha, Ha! She doesn't love you!" they said teasingly in unison. "Really?" Marth spoke ignoring the two boys provoking him. Zelda nodded a bit sadly. She really meant no harm by it. Suprised though she found Marth smiling gently. "That's good enough for me..." he said satisfied as Link suddenly punched him in the arm playfully. Marth swumg a fist in return as the two started to bicker engaging a mini duel.
"Aww, isn't that sweet Zelie?" Peach said, impressed by Marth's reply. Samus rolled her eyes. "Yeah whatever, your next Zelda." the bounty hunter said irritated by the lovey dovey crap. "Alright then...Truth or dare Link?" Zelda asked somewhat timidy. "Dare." Link said sedutively trying to impress the girls. Zelda tilted her head trying to think up of something nasty for Link to do. Samus leaned over to Zelda and whispered in his ear "Now's your chance to get back at Falco for making us kiss" Samus started lowly. "Make Link and Falco screw each-other!" Samus murmered harshly in her ear, wanting sweet revenge. Zelda's cheeks brightend with a rosy pink colour "But...Link didn't do anything..!" Zelda mumbled back in return. "So?" Samus asked shrugging her shoulders.
Zelda kept thinking about it but Samus nudged her again, interupting her thoughts. "Make him suck his own nipples!" Samus giggled as Zelda buried her head in embarassment "Samus! That's Gross!" She annouced loud enough for everyone to hear. Samus grined impishly "Come on! it'll be funny!" She persuaded Zelda. "No." the princess sighed, still trying to think up of something harsh, but not disgusting.
"Link..." Zelda started breathing in heavily as she made her descion. "I dare you to..." She paused trying to squeak out the words plugged in her throat. "Kiss Peach..." She said hoping her royal friend wouldn't murder her. To her surprise, Peach beamed with excitement as Link sat motionless, but soon grinned seductively. "It's still a blond..." He said to himself macho-ly and crawled over to mushroom heir. Samus pouted. "I still say you should've made him spank Falco or something..." She whispered as Zelda giggled. "Maybe later on in the game..." she responded, smiling at the idea.
Link crawled over to Peach eagerly as Peach squealed in delight. "Oh my god..." Falco said embarassed for Link having to kiss Peach. Marth turned away, unintrested in the whole situation. Samus observed the two with no attention as Zelda scooted closer to Samus giving her two friends some excess space to kiss.
Link purred as he claimed his award, 'frenching' the royal girl in front of him. Both were quite enthusiastic. A little too enthusiastic. Peach moaned greatly as Link wrapped his arms around the 'blue blooded' girl. Peach ran her slender fingers through the swordsmen's silk-like hair, trying to heighten their excitement. Link, aroused by the emotion began to slide his hands up the princess slender stomach. Just as he reached the top of her ribcage a hard yank thrusted him hard, pulling him away from Peach.
"Okay, time's up!" Samus said, her words burning with a flare of anger melted in them. She threw Link onto Falco's lap with a heave of her arm. "Fecking pervert..." Samus mutter allowed. "Jealous Samus?" Falco teased rudely only to recieve a middle fingure response from the aggitated space hunter.
Peach was panting lightly, fixing her hair (if posible) and straightening out her pink lacy gown, a smile plastered on her face. Zelda looked over at Peach, inspecting her friend. "You guys are bloody sicko's." Samus remarked one last time as the truth ir dare circle resummed back to Peach.
Well, there it is Chapter one O Tryn actually wrote a chapter :gasp: This paticular story is not supposed to be in chapter format and will hopefully be edited to be one full story once I complete it - if ever. A bit more lemonistic scenes in the second chapter.
Though it may not seem like it, it WILL be a Samus/Zelda story. That's where a little thing called "sex dice" come into play X) I'm not purposely placing little things in like Marth gropeing Link, or Samus feeling up Peach, or Falco humping a wall ...It just happens in this story o And it won't last long (Only a few sentences if it must a whole paragraph) The only ones that "count" (a few paragraphs long) are Samus/Zelda parts really. Just so you knows
Anyway hope you liked, if that was even possible.