Woah!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this show is funny, ok? I really never took it
seriously though, so don't take my story seriously, ok? Ok? O n I SWEAR I
heard joey say shit once and that odd little YuGi person flicked someone
off! I swear! I was half asleep, and it could have been my mind, but I
reaaalllllyyyyy do think this happened…. ALSO I think that EVERYONE on
that show is constantly coming on to each other…. WOO-HOO this is my story,
but be warned… I've only watched the show like, three times… omygod I hate
Tea so very much. I don't really know any pairings or anything so I make
em up as I go along AND AND AND I understand that seto kaiba probably isn't
a senior but I DON'T CARE he is in this story!!! Ok ok ok ok ALSO included
in my story are… a few other people such as I dunno they come in as I go
along such as… AFI, ozzy osbourne, and others…. My friends and some people
I hate are in it too and I REALLY DON'T understand some of the things that
go on in that show…. So check this story out.
CHAPTER ONE: CAITLIN IS VERY HIGH
Caitlin: Hullo hullo hullo!!!! Welcome to hell! My name is caitlin and I am the devil! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Welcome my little demons…
Madison, Lindsey, and Stephanie: *put on little horns attached to headbands* Hi devil Caitlin.
Caitlin: BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Well, my minions, here in hell, it's time for…
Madison: *throws stuff at Lindsey*
Lindsey: Stop it!
Caitlin: SHUT UP YOU!!! IT'S TIME TO TORTURE THE HUMANS!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Now, you guys know what to do… who should we torture today?
Stephanie: I KNOW I KNOW!!! I'm a really weird freak type odd person, and I like really weird freak type odd things, and today I was watching tv and I saw this really weird freak type odd show…
Caitlin: *snor snor*
Stephanie: …and it was called YU-GI-OH! And I think, that after what I was put through, these people must be TORTURED!!!
Caitlin: *wakes up* WHA-? Oh, huh, sorry I forgot to listen…
Lindsey: We've decided to torture people who watch YU-GI-OH!!!
Caitlin: O.o… wat's that?
Madison: *throws stuff* Stephanie: It's this show about (blahblahblah) and I was watching it and then (blahblahblah) and then I was like-
Caitlin: Okay nevermind I just lost interest! It's time to WRITE A STORY about a show that I know VERY LITTLE about!!!
All: *gasp*
(lightning crackles and scary music plays)
Caitlin: BAHAHA well here we go…
Madison: *throws stuff*
Mr. Crazyhouse: Hi! My name is Mr. Crazyhouse, inventor of… *stifled laugh* I bet you'll never guess… CRAZY HOUSES!!! HAHAHAHA! Well, I expect your all here for a tour of me VERY OWN crazy house! Well, here we go to my CRAZY house…
(Mr. Crazyhouse leads a tour group into a big white building full of people in cages. He shows them all of there craziest residents along the tour.)
Mr. Crazyhouse: And now, the main event…
(Mr. Crazyhouse leads them into a small room, surrounded by steel doors and many locks. At first, no one notices the small boy wearing a strait jacket and sitting in the back corner of a small cage.)
Mr. Crazyhouse: Perhaps the MOST dangerous of our residents here… His name is YuGi.
Everyone: O.O *stares in awe*
Mr. Crazyhouse: He suffers from severe panic attacks, insomnia, hallucinations, and, worst of all, a split personality…
Everyone: ooooooooo….aaaaaaaahhhhhh….
(Suddenly, the boy stands up and walks toward the bars of the cage, struggling to move correctly in the strait jacket.)
Everyone: *gasp*
Mr. Crazyhouse: STAY BACK! STAY BACK EVERYONE! It's okay, he doesn't seem to be in a very bad mood today, but I would still be very careful…
YuGi: *dry, cracked voice* Hi everyone…
Everyone: *draws back in horror*
YuGi: *laughs* you know, I wasn't always like this… you may not believe it, but I actually used to be a well liked boy. You see, it all started when I was a freshman in high school. Well, it's hard to explain, but I'll try…
*FLASHBACK*
(YuGi is sitting on a bench in the park next to his friend Joey. His other friends, Tea and Tristan are sitting on the ground next to them.)
Tea: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm a SICK little bitch.
(Caitlin, the devil, summons a small earthquake which sucks up Tea and brings her to hell, where she is killed slowly and painfully by Caitlin's demons because Caitlin decided she didn't really like her. P.S. don't piss me off, Tristan, cuz you'll be next…)
Tristan: *looks at the spot where Tea was 2 seconds ago* Dang…
YuGi: Too bad…
Joey: Hmmm…. I didn't really like her much anyway…
YuGi: Let's all eat sugar and get really hyper and stab stuff!!!
Tristan: No thanks that never seems to entertain anyone but you…
YuGi: *swings legs back and forth* I know! It just works! *big smile*
Mai: Oh my god, like, hi everyone!
Everyone: Hi Mai…
Mai: Oh my god, like, are you guys going to the dance tonight?
Everyone: -.- *blank stares*
Joey: What are you talking about?
Mai: Oh my god, like, Joey, we should SO go together!
Joey: *hopefully* really?
Mai: No.
Joey: *sniff* Oh.
Tristan: Who are you going with, Mai?
Mai: *big smile* Seto Kaiba!
YuGi: *gasp* Seto Kaiba! You mean, THE most popular senior EVER TO LIVE?!!!
Mai: YUP!!! Oh my god, like, here he comes now…
(Seto Kaiba walks up with a bunch of popular guy and girl seniors.)
Seto: What's up Mai? Oh, I suggest you ditch these losers and come with us, and I mean, like, right now.
Mai:^-^ OK!
YuGi: HI PREPPY SENIOR GIRLS!!!
Senior girls: Oh my god, like, it's YuGi!!!
YuGi: *waves*
Senior girl #1: Oh my god, HI YUGI!!! You are, like, so small and funny and cute!!!
(Senior girls crowd around to talk to YuGi.)
Joey: *grumble*
Tristan: *grumble*
Seto: Okay Mai, your friend YuGi can come, but only if my girlfriends can take turns giving him piggyback rides. The other two stay.
Mai:^-^ OK!
Joey: YuuuuuuGiiiiiiiii, you wouldn't just ditch us like that, would you?
Tristan: Yeah, we're supposed to be best friends!!!
YuGi: *being carried off by preppy senior girls* Sorry guys! I'll talk to you later I guess!
(Tristan and Joey walk away.) Mai: *overly excited* So, like, where, like, are we going, Seto?
Seto: Well, my girls gotta get ready for the dance, and I'm thinkin you might wanna to.
YuGi: *now being taught football by preppy senior boys* I don't get it, though! Where are we GOING?
Seto: Well, to the MALL of course…
Senior Girls: *go crazy* OMYGAWD!!! LIKE, THE MALL!!! This is like, the BEST DAY EVER!!!
Seto: Calm down my girls, we go to the mall every day!
Senior Girl #2: OH!!! CAN WE BRING YUGI!!!
Seto: If it makes you happy…
YuGi: *now being hugged by screaming preppy senior girls* I've never been to the MALL before!
Joey: I can't believe YuGi would ditch us like that!
Tristan: I know, and after all we've done for him!
Joey: Yeah, like when we… did all that stuff for him…
Tristan: …yeah…
(Bakura comes out of the bushes.)
Joey: AHH! Jesus, Bakura, don't scare me like that!
Tristan: What the hell were you doing in a bush anyway?
Bakura: Hmmm… *shrugs*
Joey: Bakura, you are NOT going to believe this, but… YuGi ditched us to hang out with preppy senior girls!
Bakura: *looks at Joey and Tristan* I would too.
Tristan: I thought you were our friend!
Bakura: Hmmm… *shrugs* (Bakura walks away.)
Joey: I guess we don't have ANY friends!!
Tristan: its okay, I'm sure we have SOME friends…
Joey: I know where we can find friends!
Tristan: Where's that?
Joey: The MALL!!!
CHAPTER ONE: CAITLIN IS VERY HIGH
Caitlin: Hullo hullo hullo!!!! Welcome to hell! My name is caitlin and I am the devil! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Welcome my little demons…
Madison, Lindsey, and Stephanie: *put on little horns attached to headbands* Hi devil Caitlin.
Caitlin: BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Well, my minions, here in hell, it's time for…
Madison: *throws stuff at Lindsey*
Lindsey: Stop it!
Caitlin: SHUT UP YOU!!! IT'S TIME TO TORTURE THE HUMANS!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Now, you guys know what to do… who should we torture today?
Stephanie: I KNOW I KNOW!!! I'm a really weird freak type odd person, and I like really weird freak type odd things, and today I was watching tv and I saw this really weird freak type odd show…
Caitlin: *snor snor*
Stephanie: …and it was called YU-GI-OH! And I think, that after what I was put through, these people must be TORTURED!!!
Caitlin: *wakes up* WHA-? Oh, huh, sorry I forgot to listen…
Lindsey: We've decided to torture people who watch YU-GI-OH!!!
Caitlin: O.o… wat's that?
Madison: *throws stuff* Stephanie: It's this show about (blahblahblah) and I was watching it and then (blahblahblah) and then I was like-
Caitlin: Okay nevermind I just lost interest! It's time to WRITE A STORY about a show that I know VERY LITTLE about!!!
All: *gasp*
(lightning crackles and scary music plays)
Caitlin: BAHAHA well here we go…
Madison: *throws stuff*
Mr. Crazyhouse: Hi! My name is Mr. Crazyhouse, inventor of… *stifled laugh* I bet you'll never guess… CRAZY HOUSES!!! HAHAHAHA! Well, I expect your all here for a tour of me VERY OWN crazy house! Well, here we go to my CRAZY house…
(Mr. Crazyhouse leads a tour group into a big white building full of people in cages. He shows them all of there craziest residents along the tour.)
Mr. Crazyhouse: And now, the main event…
(Mr. Crazyhouse leads them into a small room, surrounded by steel doors and many locks. At first, no one notices the small boy wearing a strait jacket and sitting in the back corner of a small cage.)
Mr. Crazyhouse: Perhaps the MOST dangerous of our residents here… His name is YuGi.
Everyone: O.O *stares in awe*
Mr. Crazyhouse: He suffers from severe panic attacks, insomnia, hallucinations, and, worst of all, a split personality…
Everyone: ooooooooo….aaaaaaaahhhhhh….
(Suddenly, the boy stands up and walks toward the bars of the cage, struggling to move correctly in the strait jacket.)
Everyone: *gasp*
Mr. Crazyhouse: STAY BACK! STAY BACK EVERYONE! It's okay, he doesn't seem to be in a very bad mood today, but I would still be very careful…
YuGi: *dry, cracked voice* Hi everyone…
Everyone: *draws back in horror*
YuGi: *laughs* you know, I wasn't always like this… you may not believe it, but I actually used to be a well liked boy. You see, it all started when I was a freshman in high school. Well, it's hard to explain, but I'll try…
*FLASHBACK*
(YuGi is sitting on a bench in the park next to his friend Joey. His other friends, Tea and Tristan are sitting on the ground next to them.)
Tea: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm a SICK little bitch.
(Caitlin, the devil, summons a small earthquake which sucks up Tea and brings her to hell, where she is killed slowly and painfully by Caitlin's demons because Caitlin decided she didn't really like her. P.S. don't piss me off, Tristan, cuz you'll be next…)
Tristan: *looks at the spot where Tea was 2 seconds ago* Dang…
YuGi: Too bad…
Joey: Hmmm…. I didn't really like her much anyway…
YuGi: Let's all eat sugar and get really hyper and stab stuff!!!
Tristan: No thanks that never seems to entertain anyone but you…
YuGi: *swings legs back and forth* I know! It just works! *big smile*
Mai: Oh my god, like, hi everyone!
Everyone: Hi Mai…
Mai: Oh my god, like, are you guys going to the dance tonight?
Everyone: -.- *blank stares*
Joey: What are you talking about?
Mai: Oh my god, like, Joey, we should SO go together!
Joey: *hopefully* really?
Mai: No.
Joey: *sniff* Oh.
Tristan: Who are you going with, Mai?
Mai: *big smile* Seto Kaiba!
YuGi: *gasp* Seto Kaiba! You mean, THE most popular senior EVER TO LIVE?!!!
Mai: YUP!!! Oh my god, like, here he comes now…
(Seto Kaiba walks up with a bunch of popular guy and girl seniors.)
Seto: What's up Mai? Oh, I suggest you ditch these losers and come with us, and I mean, like, right now.
Mai:^-^ OK!
YuGi: HI PREPPY SENIOR GIRLS!!!
Senior girls: Oh my god, like, it's YuGi!!!
YuGi: *waves*
Senior girl #1: Oh my god, HI YUGI!!! You are, like, so small and funny and cute!!!
(Senior girls crowd around to talk to YuGi.)
Joey: *grumble*
Tristan: *grumble*
Seto: Okay Mai, your friend YuGi can come, but only if my girlfriends can take turns giving him piggyback rides. The other two stay.
Mai:^-^ OK!
Joey: YuuuuuuGiiiiiiiii, you wouldn't just ditch us like that, would you?
Tristan: Yeah, we're supposed to be best friends!!!
YuGi: *being carried off by preppy senior girls* Sorry guys! I'll talk to you later I guess!
(Tristan and Joey walk away.) Mai: *overly excited* So, like, where, like, are we going, Seto?
Seto: Well, my girls gotta get ready for the dance, and I'm thinkin you might wanna to.
YuGi: *now being taught football by preppy senior boys* I don't get it, though! Where are we GOING?
Seto: Well, to the MALL of course…
Senior Girls: *go crazy* OMYGAWD!!! LIKE, THE MALL!!! This is like, the BEST DAY EVER!!!
Seto: Calm down my girls, we go to the mall every day!
Senior Girl #2: OH!!! CAN WE BRING YUGI!!!
Seto: If it makes you happy…
YuGi: *now being hugged by screaming preppy senior girls* I've never been to the MALL before!
Joey: I can't believe YuGi would ditch us like that!
Tristan: I know, and after all we've done for him!
Joey: Yeah, like when we… did all that stuff for him…
Tristan: …yeah…
(Bakura comes out of the bushes.)
Joey: AHH! Jesus, Bakura, don't scare me like that!
Tristan: What the hell were you doing in a bush anyway?
Bakura: Hmmm… *shrugs*
Joey: Bakura, you are NOT going to believe this, but… YuGi ditched us to hang out with preppy senior girls!
Bakura: *looks at Joey and Tristan* I would too.
Tristan: I thought you were our friend!
Bakura: Hmmm… *shrugs* (Bakura walks away.)
Joey: I guess we don't have ANY friends!!
Tristan: its okay, I'm sure we have SOME friends…
Joey: I know where we can find friends!
Tristan: Where's that?
Joey: The MALL!!!