A/N: Ok. I know this is coming close right after AKADropsOfJupiter wrote
her spoof. however. I have been wanting to write this for a month and a
half. She just beat me to the punch. This is however going to be a bit
different style of parody. It's going to be multiple chapters. It will poke
fun at a few stories from this fanfic website (I won't name them directly).
I do not mean for this to be insulting . . . So if you think I might poke a
bit of fun at your story, or just don't like parodies. . .Use the back
button. . .NOW. This was your friendly disclaimer from MrHobbes. Have a
Nice Day. Oh yeah. . .For you that care this will sort of be a script form,
although not really. The Narrator. Picture 'Papa Beaver's Story Time', etc.
Heh. It will be told in the entire past tense. .So yeah. That's the last
thing I promise. Oh fine. One more thing. For those who don't know who
Papa Beaver is, just picture and old man, known for being a storyteller,
sitting in a rocking chair. . . telling a story to many young children. OK!
One final note. I notice a rash of parodies slowly going up on this thing.
I really thought about not posting this (even though I will write it). .
.but I decided to anyway. The few parodies I have read are either outright
stupid (no offense, but I just am stating my opinion). . .Or they are funny
but are just too outright with it. I hope to have some slight humor in
here. It will be told like a full story. Many chapters. Etc. .. It will
have a plot. It will be a LOT like Not Another Teen Movie.
PS: I don't happen to own RFR. Sad huh?
Here we go. . .
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Papa Beaver: Let us go back to a happier place. Let's go to a place in Canada. Roscoe, Canada. It's a beautiful town. It's a wonderful town. Roscoe, Canada. . . The town anything could happen.
Little Beaver #1: Tell us more Papa!
Littly Beaver #2: Yeah! Tell us!
Papa Beaver: Of course little ones. All in good time..
Now this all starts about a girl. There was a young woman in Roscoe.
Her name was Lily Randall. She and a group of friends. . .started a
radio station. They wanted to be heard. They wanted to let the world
(Well actually Roscoe) know that they would not be held back by the
conforming attitudes of the school and the radio station of the school
(Yo', and Hello! This is Cougar Radio. Your voice). Lily Randall was
a beautiful girl. The affections of many boys were on her. Now, One
day Lily was with her group of friends. They happened to be three
different boys. Now everyone in Roscoe had a different idea of who
Lily should be with. People would shout in the streets, "OMG! OMG!
LILY SO NEEDS TO BE WITH RAY!!!!! OMG!" Now, Others would shout, "OMG!
OMG! She SO NEEDS TO BE WITH TRAV! OHMIGOD!!!" Many of them actually
were amazed at Travis' real age also. There was the intermittent, "He
is SO not 20 years old! He CAN NOT BE! OMG! LIKE TOTALLY HE HAS TO BE
14!" Anywho. Lily was with her group of friends, like I said. They
were all walking together toward the station. They did that every
time. They always showed up at the station together. When they arrived
the entered and little did they know. . .a girl around the age of 14
(the supposed ages of the group of friends. . .) was sleeping on a
bench outside of the station when she woke up to the sound of them
entering. Looking around she watched them closely and giggled. "Oh my
god. Like totally. They are RFR! Oh My GOD!"
About an hour and a half the gang reappear from the door of the
station. The girl, who happened to stick around and wait for them for
that hour and a half instead of send them letters and blackmail them
or something, giggles and runs up to them. "Hi! I'm Alex!"
They look at her and roll their eyes before saying, "Hi." Ray looks
evilly at her before she says, "Hey man! Why are you looking at me
like that?"
Ray simply commented, "Hey Man."
Travis rolled his eyes and says, "Confucius say; If you live in a
house of glass. . .do not throw rocks."
Alex just looks at him and says, "Uh right. What do you mean by
THAT?"
Travis nods and says, "Confucius say: If you live in a house of glass,
undress in the basement."
Alex sighed and said, "Look. I don't know what you mean. That is too
deep for me. Ok."
Travis rolled his eyes and sighed before Lily stuck out her hand and
said, "Hi! I'm Lily Randall." She was the nice one in the group. But
instead of shaking her hand Alex was looking at Travis. He was looking
at the trees, not noticing a thing. . ..
Little Beaver #1: This is awesome Papa!
Little Beaver #2: Yeah! Keep Going!
Papa Beaver: Alright little'ns.
PS: I don't happen to own RFR. Sad huh?
Here we go. . .
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Papa Beaver: Let us go back to a happier place. Let's go to a place in Canada. Roscoe, Canada. It's a beautiful town. It's a wonderful town. Roscoe, Canada. . . The town anything could happen.
Little Beaver #1: Tell us more Papa!
Littly Beaver #2: Yeah! Tell us!
Papa Beaver: Of course little ones. All in good time..
Now this all starts about a girl. There was a young woman in Roscoe.
Her name was Lily Randall. She and a group of friends. . .started a
radio station. They wanted to be heard. They wanted to let the world
(Well actually Roscoe) know that they would not be held back by the
conforming attitudes of the school and the radio station of the school
(Yo', and Hello! This is Cougar Radio. Your voice). Lily Randall was
a beautiful girl. The affections of many boys were on her. Now, One
day Lily was with her group of friends. They happened to be three
different boys. Now everyone in Roscoe had a different idea of who
Lily should be with. People would shout in the streets, "OMG! OMG!
LILY SO NEEDS TO BE WITH RAY!!!!! OMG!" Now, Others would shout, "OMG!
OMG! She SO NEEDS TO BE WITH TRAV! OHMIGOD!!!" Many of them actually
were amazed at Travis' real age also. There was the intermittent, "He
is SO not 20 years old! He CAN NOT BE! OMG! LIKE TOTALLY HE HAS TO BE
14!" Anywho. Lily was with her group of friends, like I said. They
were all walking together toward the station. They did that every
time. They always showed up at the station together. When they arrived
the entered and little did they know. . .a girl around the age of 14
(the supposed ages of the group of friends. . .) was sleeping on a
bench outside of the station when she woke up to the sound of them
entering. Looking around she watched them closely and giggled. "Oh my
god. Like totally. They are RFR! Oh My GOD!"
About an hour and a half the gang reappear from the door of the
station. The girl, who happened to stick around and wait for them for
that hour and a half instead of send them letters and blackmail them
or something, giggles and runs up to them. "Hi! I'm Alex!"
They look at her and roll their eyes before saying, "Hi." Ray looks
evilly at her before she says, "Hey man! Why are you looking at me
like that?"
Ray simply commented, "Hey Man."
Travis rolled his eyes and says, "Confucius say; If you live in a
house of glass. . .do not throw rocks."
Alex just looks at him and says, "Uh right. What do you mean by
THAT?"
Travis nods and says, "Confucius say: If you live in a house of glass,
undress in the basement."
Alex sighed and said, "Look. I don't know what you mean. That is too
deep for me. Ok."
Travis rolled his eyes and sighed before Lily stuck out her hand and
said, "Hi! I'm Lily Randall." She was the nice one in the group. But
instead of shaking her hand Alex was looking at Travis. He was looking
at the trees, not noticing a thing. . ..
Little Beaver #1: This is awesome Papa!
Little Beaver #2: Yeah! Keep Going!
Papa Beaver: Alright little'ns.